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For those who enjoy urinating on marine animals

I've heard of holy water but this?….

A toilet in a one way mirror box (in case you need to look at strangers while you take a dump)

For those with no shame whatsoever…

If you need the S#*! scared out of you…

Or looked so colourful

Never has the John sounded so sweet

Serious Business



In the Congo, if you want to ruin someone’s wedding just hire a comedian. In order for the marriage to be taken seriously the bride and groom are not allowed to smile throughout the entire ceremony.

The human rug

On the Maruesas Islands of French Polynesia after the wedding reception is over the relatives of the bride all lay side by side in the dirt, face down. The bride and groom then walk across them like some sort of human rug.

A trashy time

In France, after the wedding ceremony is complete, the friends of the bride and groom would collect all of the leftovers, bits of trash, and anything else they deem to be sufficiently gross within a toilet bowl which they would then force the bride and groom to drink out of. Although these days the trash is often substituted with chocolate, you’re still drinking brown stuff out of a real live toilet bowl.

Kissing party

In Sweden, whenever either the bride or groom leaves their table to use the bathroom the other gets kissed…a lot. If the groom has to go then every male in the reception will get a chance to kiss the bride and vice versa.

Massai mucous

At a Massai wedding in Kenya it is not uncommon to see the bride’s father bless his daughter by spitting on her head and breasts before she leaves the village with her new husband.

It takes two

In Southern Sudan people of the Neur tribe believe that the marriage is not complete until the woman has had two children. If she fails to do so, the groom is able to seek a divorce.

A whale of a tale

In Fiji not only are men expected to ask their father in law for his daughters hand in marriage, they are also expected to bring him a whale tooth. Lets think about this, excluding the black market the only place in the world to get a whale tooth is in the mouth of the largest mammal on earth, which also happens to spend most of its time underwater. That’s true love.

Hold it in

For tribes of the Tidong community in Northern Borneo newly married couples are required to be confined to their house while not emptying their bowels or urinating for three days and nights. Bonding time?

Trees?

In India women born as Mangliks (an astrological combination when Mars and Saturn are both under the 7th house) are thought to be cursed and likely to cause their husband an early death. In order to ward of this curse they must be married first…to a tree. The tree is then destroyed and the curse is broken. Poor tree.

Save the date

There is a group of people called the Daur that live in Chinese Inner Mongolia. In order to finalize the wedding date the bride and groom are required to kill a baby chick while holding the knife together. They then proceed to gut the chick and inspect it’s liver. If the liver looks good then they are allowed to set a date. If not, then they have to repeat the process until they find a satisfactory liver.

A salty wedding song

Although weddings are usually accompanied by tears, brides and females of the Tujia people in China take matters to a whole new level. Starting one whole month in advance the bride starts to cry for 1 hour everyday. Ten days into the ordeal the mom joins the picture, and then ten days later the grandmother does the same. By the end of the month every female in the family is crying alongside the bride . Why? Well, it’s actually supposed to be an expression of joy as the women weep in different tones, kind of like a song…a very salty, wet song.

Blackening of the bride


Imagine the most disgusting things in the world. You got it? Now imagine all of your friends throwing those things at you, covering you in grossness, and then tying you to a tree. This is the typical pre-marital humiliation that Scottish brides endures in certain parts of the country. Supposedly if you can handle this you can handle anything, including marriage.

1.flightradar24.com


Some people like planes and some people just like watching other people. Well, we got good news for both types of people since there’s a supremely weird site that allows you to “spy” on every single plane flying right now in any part of the world. All you have to do is click the right flight or airport and who knows, you might be the one to solve the mystery behind Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.

2.nooooooooooooooo.com

This is a lovely website really but in a geeky and odd way, and it can be useful especially if you are having a bad day. So if you ever feel like screaming really loud at work but you can’t because you will get fired, just visit nooooooooooooooo.com, put your headphones on, click the button as many times as you like and let Darth Vader do the job for you.

3.exitmundi.nl

This site is weird, no doubt about it, and its content is as macabre as it gets but at the same time the people behind it have a great sense of humor, know their facts, and seem to be highly intelligent (and weird, too). If you’re one of those (many) people who keep wondering when the end of the world will come and what it will look like, or you are fascinated by meteors, volcanoes, black holes, nukes, climatic shifts, and weird molecular disasters then this site will be right up your alley.

4.ilooklikebarackobama.com

If you can’t see the mysterious, ambiguous resemblance between the first American black president in history and the crazy white dude who owns the site then something is wrong with your eyes, according to him. We don’t know if this dude is being serious or he’s just having fun but if some people have indeed convinced this dude that he somehow looks like Obama then something is very wrong with their minds and their eyes.

5.secrettechnology.com



Conspiracy theories about any kind of hi-tech, top-secret military weapon you could ever imagine, killer flues, plagues, diseases (call me Ebola), and any kind of secret, evil plans the governments around the world have used and will continue to use to exterminate massive numbers of people will be exposed on this site and simultaneously protect you from all the unknown disasters that are coming your way. The only thing you have to do is not take the website’s content seriously and you’ll be fine.



6.alienabductions.com

According to Alien Abductions, thousands and thousands (if not millions) of people have been abducted throughout history by aliens who continue to kidnap random people each year even if the news doesn’t tell you about it. Who do the aliens choose, and why haven’t they chosen you (or me) yet are some of the answers the site will provide you with, but keep in mind that once you join then you’re officially a UfOlogist, whatever that means?! Do they really give bachelor’s degrees and PhDs there?

7.newsoffuture.com

Who doesn’t like to learn all the big news first? Especially news coming from the future, right? News of future promises to tell you all you want to know about how the future will look in the next fifty years or so, and invites all the citizens of the world to take part in shaping it and making history.

nitemi006:
B and C is for fresh. majorly C

tnx dear

Taylor184:
Back then, the bank gave us the account number...And that's how it is gonna be for you guys....If the bank is accepting UIs fee,then they will give you the acct number....Shalom

tnx

Taylor184:
Clever Jacobs > 2014/2015 university of ibadan
admission information
There is no big deal about this payyment advice of a
thing. It is just an ordinary paper stating the exact
money to pay inorder not to underpay or overpay. Since
u know its 14,000 go to the bank with ur money and
pay. If you cn print it fine, if u cnt print it fine also, that
shouldn't stop ur payment. I and most people paid last
year without us been asked for payment
advice. #lobatan #clever_cares








Well....This is right

ui account details please??

thelma76:
Lool my dear,I'll start when I've seen your bags prepped already

thelma76:
Loool

wen ar yu packing ur bags naaa...

doeying:
sorry if this is a naive question.....by now, should school fees have been paid?....cus my brother is saying they have not released school fees and accomodation list

accommodation=YES
school fee=almost

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You're supposed to place the flap of toilet seat covers in the front, not in the back.