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Jeon:
I love long nails, and I also love men with long nails.

Then U love laziness coz all who I ever saw keeping nails are lazzy

descarado:
Lovely and neat nails.
If not my profession,that was how my nails used to look like and well coated.
It is well
One day I go just vex
Just imagining my head calling me in for one to one cos of long nail
This is not fair

U are cursed and possessed at the same time

Pells:
Omo ale🤡🤡

Dem dey advise U, U still no wan get sense (ARIDIN)

Tightpussy2024:
That era when fair children alone were used for advertisement and movies.
Colorism really did us dirty sha.
Now adverts and movies are improved, just that accent they force on kids in adverts.

The girl is beautiful

Abi U wan marry her join d one wey U keep for house . See oo Ned nwoko dem set

Olachase:
Omo see Olu Jacob of then, the man is old now


One orientation I hold about Life is that everything we enjoy here is temporary

By the year 2124 None of us here on Nairaland will be available 😔😔

R.I.P to all of us in advance 🕊️🕊️

Speak for your self ARIDIN

Omooba77:
It is well stop cursing your nation, you can curse our bad leaders......

U mean Ur papa Tinubu nation abi (Arifin)

FemiAkintola:
Do you want to play for England? Hurry up ok.

Oga he said the fact . Una wey no dey watch football match go just dey yan trash for mouth

[quote author=YorubaNiBaba post=130920536]Peppering time be this.... Our blodas from 5 plots of land no go like this[/quote

As we could sight ezma on the chest of the Agbado Ewa Garri war lord

MemphitzDgreat1:
Tohtoh nor dey get meter naaaaa!!

U tell U so, dey dere make pant dey were you

Come una dey 4get una self this ones na opo dem be oooo

PressMyButton:
See what this stupid dictator has caused. Putin has come to destroy Africa. Obidients were happy when the idiot took over power, they are cursed to always support failures.

can't U state your opinion withiont mentioning Obi nor Obidients . U are a big FOOL

I can't date a broke guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

RollinTNDA:
I dey live for Lekki
I dey live for Lekki
I dey live for Lekki

Tinubu built Lagos
Tinubu built Lagos
Tinubu built Lagos 😂😂😂

One day una go wake up, see Shark dey your house dey sing "baby shark dodododotodo"


Tinubu built the largest swimming pool in West Africa and named it "Lekki"
And convinced stupid people to pay millions
Agba Scammer

Infact Lekki motto should be changed to

"Shey you want to Swim with the Big Boys ??"

House rent = 3 to 10 million per year

They don't even have clean water
Some buy bags of pure water to use and bath

Once it's Raining season,
Lekki turn into 5 STAR SWIMMING POOL

Dem go use Fine fine house deceive you
But no panic, na swimming pool u dey rent

A Mud house with pit latren is 10 times better than a Lekki mansion without clean water and drainage system.

Come to Mainland, They say Nooo
They want to Swim with the Big Boys
Make una enjoy una 10 million per year

Bro U don finish dem patapata , na dat Ur song been off me baby shark dodododododo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

sammirano:
Yoruba delicacy

U mean Ronu delicacy 🤣

Sleekfingers:
Go to London and see how oyinbo dey eat Amala and abula......

Most of you will just come online and be talking trash

With Agbado, Ewa , and garri Abi ? MUGU

BABANGBALI:
Gari for breakfast? What happened to custard? Ogi and co? Very wicked witch.

Leemzyy no fit try dar kind nonsense with me

Ask your yoruba agbado sister wey been serve hee husband garri moi Moi ewedu, Agbado and Ewa for London

Jeffy1206:
You guys probably aren't aware of their content mostly on tiktok. It's all for fun and nothing surprising to him. 😏😏

Who ask U MUGU

godofuck231:
He needs it , he looks malnourished

Oga you no fit faulse d guy, why because ewedu, Ewa and Agbado aren't added

She no add am Ewudu, Ewa and Agbado

Reno OBOKRI U are mad

izaray:
How do you kno her nationality so fast

Dey there make pant dey wear U

Ballzproblemm:
people advising you to leave your sales girl are funny o,what does pregnant fiancee brings on the table no vex?

I would have advice you to be brutal when making decision but they both have pros and cons.


PROS (Salesgirl):* already handling your business, meaning that relationship will experience smooth transition.

*she's productive.


CONS(Salesgirl): *might not the business serious after she enters relationship with you .

*Authority gap will be thin now, meaning she can disobey your orders.(see finish)

*Convince you to neglect your child with ex-fiancee.

*stagnation of the business.

*might be pretending


PROSfiancee):*homely

*long term stability due to you guys knowing each other for long.

CONS:* might be liability if she doesn't have source of income.


In conclusion stick to your fiancee,the pros outweighs the cons,never eat where you shit.


Business 101.

From Thier handwritten we already know they are transgendered 🤣🤣🤣

hakeemhakeem:
Your sales girl is agent of darkness planted to ruin your life, with time she end your relationship and kill your business.take it or leave it those showmanship are predetermined, let her go

No blame d sales girl she been dey use her hard correctly na d mumu wey call him self boss no get sense

adebowales:
Hello nairalanders!
I seek your opinion concerning this situation I find myself in.

I have been in a relationship with my fiancée for 3 yrs already to which she is pregnant for me at the moment! Though we have been together enjoying our relationship until recently I employed a new sales representative which is getting me confused.

Since the day I employed my sales girl, she had been handling my business perfectly even while I wasn’t around, she always defends me well, though I pay her well for this, but she had been managing the business like hers and she makes good return daily, besides she is also a good girl in management.

The relationship I have with my fiancée is getting to marriage soon but I feel recently am making a bad choice even though she is pregnant for me.

Recently, my sales girl profess love to me by telling me she really loves me and she has falling in love already, this makes her get pained seeing me and my fiancée together.
I had to explain to her that, I am the kind of person that is very loyal to my commitment, if we had met earlier, no one also would be able to take me away from her, so by that, I love her, but it’s late already as me and my wife has gone deeper and breaking up isn’t easy at these moment at all.

Recently, I found out my sales is already talking to different suitors which at times gives me bad feelings which makes me confused at the moment if I may loose her and this will definitely affect my business except I find someone better also.

Oga shut up U dey Bleep that sales girl, na the innocent fiance I just been dey pity from . Ur explanations na U even dey get feelings for the girl ODE boy

Talkisneeded:
It's not an association thing, just their wives partaking in the celebration of what their husbands believes in...


I sell herbs tho

Oga sell your herbs and keep quiet

MT:
I am rooting for Spain. They are deserving of the cup going by their performances and the opposition they have conquered.

England only know kick and follow. Spain will play them into submission. England 11 players will join the spectators , just watching.

Muhammad Ali said you can’t hit what you don’t see. England will not see the ball, talk less of knowing what to do with it.

The game is set for “Olmo”, he will wreck immense havoc.

They will chase the ball and be tired.

You will see some defence splitting passes on Sunday, you won’t have a choice than to applaud it.

This is Premier League vs La liga.

Possession-based team will always triumph.

U, na man wey Sabi no be some people wey no dey watch football, yet dem go rush come coment section to argue

ModsGoCraze:
Spain go win this Euro..... I think we all saw it from Day 1.

Please can anyone help me with anything 8.9.6.9.3.6.2.7.2.3 p@lmpäy
Tnx

Wey you, dem go still arrest U

SpaceX:
He is 16 and that what's makes him special, imagine being in primary 2 and competing with people in SSS 3 and scoring the highest point in exams

please tell am coz some people no just Sabi watch football but dem Sabi argue football

sylve11:
This has to be the most boring Euro I have ever seen.

Because U never watched any of those games, rather U rush to nairaland to comment .

CaptainZubi:
Yamal is overrated.

And you are UNDERATED. I do not think U watch football at all ODE.

IdeasYapayaski:
Your China phone go blow today!🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

Ozwor been laughing like curcumsised he goat all day (okobo) ask your Yoruba's brothers here on nairaland the meaning of okobo.

BlowYourMind:
If I hit you back now, one miserable and pathetic idiot will be calling on some despicable mod.

Come wey you, sense no chew gum you