₦airaland Forum

Ensa777:
I never regret buying a high quality Indian blender last year.Seriously I have learnt to do so many things by myself right now.Akara, Ọkpa, moi moi,Bread ,pap, soyabean,zobo and other confectioneries and even snacks.
Its me and YouTube and honesty my family and I eat what we want satisfactorily now .

That's 1 cup of beans for this akara and 2plus cups of flour for the bread.

Fine woman, na Ur type I been wan marry

englishmart:
I bought meat pie 1500 yesterday. I won't near it again until it becomes cheaper. Meanwhile, cooking at home isn't any cheaper.

Una never Shi Shon shin

Tilunpooo till 2089✌️

🤣🤣🤣

TechCapon:
what killed her?

There is this adage thus:
When U find out the importance with the dog's head , what will you do with the jaw ?

InvertedHammer:
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Your mind is playing tricks on you.
The Bible you are using in Nigeria is a Jewish historical book translated into English and printed in Hindu China. There is no power in it. Just read it like a book by Shakespeare.

All Nigerian politicians swear with the Bible, still go ahead and loot. They know what you don't know.

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Bro U had better don't say what you don't know

Why would u take oat at 1st

Ozwor

Broken !

11Monkeys:
Thièfnubu appointed an IPOB queen in his govt whereas the mothers' of his online puppies are sleeping under brown roof every day and night 😀😀.

Life is wicked. Thièfnubu simply buried his urchins with this appointment.

Thank God U made use of the phrase QUEEN

while your mini god Tinubu is a FOOL

AmazingELixir:



Very likely the gun wielding man is an ESN / Ipob member....very nonsense people, they want to start enforcing sit at home in Ogun state.

Cry cry baby

Tinubu may U not live to witness another year Amen, Inshallah 🙏🙏🙏

Anither563:
Great idea. This will also help in creating jobs and growing the economy.

Na d job go kill U so

Ronu Obokri

The white beared heGOAT 🐐

yyba:
The worst women affairs minister in history of Nigeria Uju Kennedy

Why are you always shining your 32

Are you impotent ?

BadBradley:
Amaju Pinnick isn't bright.

You are brighter !

Some of you guys would complain literally to everything

Na wa 4 uooo

Tinubu the bedwetter 🛌

Fiscus105:
Mr Meet ur wife as virgin....The sermon is for you, going by humiliations you have suffered in the hands of female gender, that has suddenly turned you to attack dog and making you masturbates extension to relief urself from tension that female gender subjected you into.



I pray few seeds that's inside ur semen, you will not waste it before ur time comes to procreate.

Oga the dude always tells the truth, some dude here most times do make points but we always take everything for a joke . U had Better go DNA for your kids before it's to late

Fiscus105:
Mr Meet ur wife as virgin....The sermon is for you, going by humiliations you have suffered in the hands of female gender, that has suddenly turned you to attack dog and making you masturbates extension to relief urself from tension that female gender subjected you into.



I pray few seeds that's inside ur semen, you will not waste it before ur time comes to procreate.

Oga the dude always tells the truth, U had. Better go DNA for your kids before it's to late

OZIOGU1:
At least God is not Man, so he does what he wish not what you pray for

Okay before U quote me kindly go through your holy scriptures, the book of John chapter 20 verse 6-10 and read to us here on nairaland what it teaches us about wicked and heartless leaders

illicit:
There's no hell fire tho

This morning someone banged on the gate

It's just four guys in my compound everybody in their apartment no security so I was the one that responded to that bang

Omo it was jehovah witness at 8.14 am when I was about to go out...

They were talking about the kingdom that will come later

I said I don't want to live in any kingdom I am democratic

With these your response they will reluctantly stay wanting to preach to U by fire 🔥 by force.

I trust those Jehovah witness 🤣

Yes let them continue to die one after the other rather in their masses. Tinubu is the next may his aircraft crash when next he is en route to UK for his next trip

Amen Inshallah 🙏🙏🙏

BigBrother9ja:
I have opened my aircraft window before during flight and nothing happened.

I just be like when you opened luxurious bus window during race. ☠️ ☠️ 💀

Bro it's permanently sealed I tried looking for way to opened it while on air make I even see wetin go happen but I couldn't 🤣. U can only swipe up and down the blunt part attached to the window itself

VeryWickedBro:
Yorubas had not migrated there at this point

Abeg I no fit laugh ooo 🤣🤣🤣

CoronaVirusPro:
Someone needs to take Governor Fubara to the Church for blessings.

Someone needs to take Tinubu to the church for blessings

Afonja44:
Mother is obviously D
-She isn't wearing the purple strip on purpose to differentiate


To go further, A is the eldest daughter followed by B.
Don't ask me how I know.

U go school ✌️
To add up, the mother is supposed to sit during a family session photo

mrjoeblinks:
Ehen?
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Arsenal win and over 2.5.

Arsenal fan make we hear word na

IniobongEno:
This guy flopped in premier league.

Where U born while he was at his prime back then at Westham united ?

richmond500:
It's not by approving o, u go gree pay?
Person no fit pay 30k, him deh jump approve 70k

Effective from October

The great news U all SW BASTARD have all been waiting for !

Neduzze5:
No be them??

Na them joor!!! They have done it again.

Sure people from SW

His name Gbolahan Osinusi

EmperorCaesar:




Though you guys said rich men dont go to jail in Nigeria, now una don change mouth

U go dey alright, Kelechi

Ade shut up your mouth

Oxb90:
I no fit sleep peacefully for this kain house

Bro if U look closely, U see the highway is built and supported on solid pillars hereby not connection to both highway and the buildings. If U had been to abroad U would be conversant with such.

Tinubu is only good at buying exotic cars,yacht and over 12year old used jet for himself and family

Amotolongbo:
Ojukwu set them up for the killing.

Are you normal

Tinubu the bedwetter 🛌

madone:
is the sky this blue in Nigeria abi na photo shop

Dem just dey twist una brain for that country

🤣🤣🤣

madone:
find a good girl to date first, then open ya ears to listen to her words of advice. No marry tiktok branded eeeediot ooo. Follow these steps
1. Get a job; it doesn't have to be a big job just something to get you some money at hand and keep yoir mind busy.
2. Change your wardrobe with some decent wear not expensive but clean and good fit. Some few shirts and trouser well ironed and neat will do.
3. Rent a room if you dont have one. Ask for family support just get a roof over your head, depending on the town you live get something decent not expensive, keep it clean.
4. Join a society and become active, it could be a church or mosque just be active and get involved with people and activities. And be friendly dont look down on your self
5. Start your search for a good girl there are many of them. Dont go to facebook group , tiktok, dating app or any thing social media. Just check thru your work place or a primary or secondary school close to your work place or close to your house, or your church or mosque you will see some young female teachers, no look yansh or breast look character there are no glory or destiny in big yansh or breast.
6. Look for girls in your religious group. You will see them those calm, focus girl them dey there, visit other religious organised programs you will still see them. The truth is that there are girls out there praying to meet a man like you.
7. When you meet the girl dont form dont lie, be real with her if she wan stay your sincerity will keep her.
8. If she agrees to date you the open your ear and listen to her advice then keep away from other girls and useless guys i bet you if you do well to love that girl yoir life will change.

U smart U genius in DJ Khaled voice
Beautiful advice I wish he could replicate this advice