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Ubunja.. beyond any reasonable doubt for me, this write up is true...
I have been in several relationships,but the one where I ate the cookie was the one where I didn't have to make a move. But the ones I chose to go after are captains of excuses and when I say let's break up,no sweat at all for them. When I choose a girl,no kidding they misbehave at the end,when I show too much love,theirs diminishes and I wonder where I got it all wrong. Choosing a girl opened my eyes to some flaws I've been making and I respect you. Pls forget the critics and haters, your write-ups are appreciated and needed.

Hey guys... Couldn't resist sharing this...
It was in high school, ss2 precisely... I was in art class, and I was eyeing this fair Yoruba girl in commercial class but she doesn't even know me cause big boys that were involved in school fight then were wooing her... I promised to shoot my shot one day come what may...
One afternoon around 12 in school I suddenly became pressed, but as per say fine boy,I cannot shit in school, we die here.. two o clock, men I was already looking at watch and sweating, when asked I'll just say stomach upset,... 3pm I was already at gate waiting for bell to ring... As soon as it rang I dashed out ... And started walking fast... When I was at this bridge and not so much step from my street, gbam, I saw this girl, my walking posture change immediately.. I was wondering how she got there cause I can swear I was top three out of the gate and I didn't see any girl among.... I was still pressed ooo,but I cannot fall my hand and walk like a mad man pass her... I walked like a model reach her side,she just looked me and smiled, mhen, the swag increased, shit forgotten.... She walked pass my street and headed upwards... That's when village people nah came... The feeling inside my stomach made not to be able to walk again... Like I wanted to drop it in front of my street and one step, my image would be forever ruined..I just stood one side almost crying that God should not put me to shame, like one minute later,I was a bit normal to walk, see run, in front of my gate that's where my anal water broke.... I didn't even enter house to remove uniform,inside toilet I drop bag, loose belt just leggo... ... See sweat of thanks to God...

Las Las... Aunty did not even look me next day ooo when I purposely walked pass her and smiled... Am sure she did not even remember my face...