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maybe because dey hav realize dat men are very few compare to female ![]() |
anything above 6 ft is perfect o |
@1759 dat your story na wa o. meaning that lady dont have home training o |
@666. wat is dis you are sayn. ![]() |
thanks jamesugo o |
@chinex i like your comment |
thanks Ranoscky |
when she start gettn fatter |
how can i even love a woman that cannot cook? Cookn is an hobby to all Women except the lazy ones |
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