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Which heaven exactly, you mean the vast space?

Mumu still dey ask wetin he go do. Noo, send am all your life savings

The owner will do her own in front of me

This one sef na human being

Anything borrow borrow count me out

Good for you, I knew a couple of people like you that try to funny or cool with everyone. In the end it backfires

There's no such thing as a smooth process in Nigeria, whenever you want to take a life changing step just have it at the back of your mind there would always be a stumbling block as far as this country is concerned. This applies to every sector

Nothing concern me, I still dey earn my $ in peace

All these small small countries don see Nigeria finish. Kai, e no go better for our leaders oo

Very wicked woman, she chop Npower money with D'banj

Yampotatocarrot:
These bandits no dey get sense atimes, walahi

At times? Them been get sense before

So because of money make person marry mumu put for house. If you the pastor go kpai nko, who go continue dey pay the salary

APC = Boko Haram/ ISWAP/Bandits

We don't need to see them alive, only their corpses

See him balling with ransom money, I always think these kidnappers are not humans that has no family, because a normal human can't do such

Looks fake to me anyways

Iran don open Trump yansh

Wetin dis man won use money do again kwanu

When himself won buy iPhone for 20k

omikel:
Good day Nairalander,
I will be brief with my story of how I conquered one of the cats that have been terrorizing us for years in our compound. If you like, call it ANIMAL CRUELTY, but if you read to the end, you will know what I have endured for long.
On this beautiful but hot evening, I wanted to go have my shower at the tap outside with the hope to cool my body temperature.
I felt something moved fast towards one edge of the boys quarter, my instinct doesn't deceive me, IT IS ONE OF THOSE UNCULTURED CAT that used to make irritating noise while mating behind our fence. I wouldn't know if they usually come from different places to have their usual DO THE DO at our backyard. I took no offence for them doing that because nature can not be cheated. But the problem is the noise at the wee hour of the night when one is supposed to be deep in sleep.
They will make different kind of Moaning like human and at times cry like a toddler whose biscuit was snatched by his elderly one, I don't know if anyone has had the kind of experience I am trying to narrate here.
But one of them ran into the hands of an angry man who the current situation on ground has made more angrier, like the yoruba will say "Ajá tó yó, kìí bá aiyo seré"
Na so I retreived back to my room to pick up my self defense tool any day (a matchet).
I tip-toed back and lay still in the dark with my touch light on the left hand and my thumb on its switch.
Cats are very sensitive and can see in the dark like tomorrow no dey, but na luck help me kill am this day "Oluwa lo funmi pa* 😁😁😁
Immediately I felt some movement again, my thumb was the first action taker on the switch of my Torchlight, gboa! Light everywhere, the cat's eye self is another version of Torchlight on me. But I summoned courage, it is either you die today or you escape and never come back to this vicinity.
We entered battle, I pursued the 'were' to one end where where it believe is an hiding place but there is no escape route except through where I was standing with my Torchlight beaming at it and it was gazing at me also. Who will make the first move?
I tricked it into believing I am tired, within a twinkle of an eye, I blinked the light by tapping the switch pim pim the mad cat want to run out of its enclave na so I matchetted it like a criminal who is about to steal phone through the window.
But to be sincere, the thing get power, with that one hit, I thought it will be dead, rather it make one hunch back style of defense, and began to make some buzz sound with its mouth and all its claws were sharply released out, na so I woos am the second time before it succumb to weakness and finally third hit made it surrender to alumuntu.

I don't know what exactly is wrong with you people. Why will you eat a cat? Is every animal for consumption. Ori yin ti buuru

Make the cultists go fight Bandits or Boko Haram

jmoore:
I guess the US doesn't know about the thousands of 'repentant terrorists' that have been released.

The US knows what's going on here more than us. Na just cruise

Damn I was just about 3-4 years then

They said 20% of the world's oil pass through there but I think it's about 80%

Meaningless question

He can't code but he revolutionalized the AI industry. Make dem dey play

Let the old mama and papa switch make young people see front

You're not half-caste, still same African

Glo was good back then and not now. You deserve an award from Mike Adenuga himself

Someone that talks before he thinks

People still dey go for physical interview. If we can't start and end the interview remotely, I no want. But I understand them sha, the desperation to get a job is real