I thought guys love boobs, why you won comot your own now

Na broke people full nairaland

Ko ti lo oo. I still have some unfinished business and the work is cool sha.

PastorFire:
Maj196 how maket

See this weyrey. I've spent more than a million this month and still counting, this fool dey here dey zuzu. Like I care if you get paid or not. Oloshi

Harbinger of death wife

Woodshot:
Sue me I sue you

And that Betta Edu be running her mouth like tap water st*pid b*tch

Evolutionism:


You sounds like a young inexperienced lad who have not seen Shege before but you have started seeing it small small

You don't wait to move out of your parents house before you start experiencing the real world.

Some were living under their parents roof and already experienced everything in the streets and it helped them very well later in life.

You know nothing bro, I started working when I was with them and I literally footed most of the bills, I just needed my own privacy reason I left

Leaving your parents house gives your life a whole new meaning and dimension. You see life in a whole new perspective.

Guy nor try am. The only reason she fit reason you small na if you're an extremely attractive guy. She fit take you as sugar boy

vastolord4:
A traffic light should answer that question!

Humans are impatient

Really painful

SaintUlot:
Outlined below are the 11 reasons why you must make sure you Japa from Nigeria:

1. For a bright future for you and your family, Japa is the only option you have. Future in Nigeria is looking bleak and cloudy at the moment, Japa now when you can.

2. If you want to live a quality life, give sound education to your kids, have access to comprehensive health care and top-notch life security, Nigeria cannot offer you all these, you can only have access to all these when you Japa

3. I am yet to see anybody that Japa from Nigeria and still remain poor. Poverty is only in Nigeria, once you leave Nigeria, you have bid farewell to Poverty for life. Confirm from all the people that have Japa, all of them are living in prosperity as i type this.

4. Immediately you leave Nigeria, all life and spiritual problems are over, that's why you see that when many people japa from Nigeria, they don't go to church and mosque again, simply because they have no reason to. The Government in their new country of residence have provided everything they needed, so no need to disturb God again. Life problems and Spiritual problems are only in Nigeria, they can't be found elsewhere.

5. Prosperity in Nigeria is by luck, not by hardwork, but elsewhere apart from Nigeria, if you are hardworking, you will surely reap the fruit of your hard work.

6. To Japa from Nigeria can be likened to going to paradise, As a Nigerian, Japa to us is our own paradise on earth, wouldn't you like to go to paradise?

7. Japa is what is Trending now, wouldn't you want to be a part of the new trend? Or you prefer to die inside trenches?

8. All your mates have all Japa, if you don't Japa like your mates too, Automatically you will be labelled a failure. Look around, how many of your school mates and childhood friends are still in Nigeria? All of them have all left and they are all enjoying themselves in their new country of residence.

9. Living anywhere else apart from Nigeria is better. Yes, you heard me right, When you are ready to Japa, ignore all those people saying "do your due diligence" doing due diligence is asking for too much. Anywhere you land yourself, even with your N500,000 savings, is a better place to live than Nigeria.

10. I don't think we still have up to 5 million people left in Nigeria, everybody don japa, do you want to be the only person left in Nigeria when the remaining people Japa?

11. When you Japa from Nigeria, you have Automatically add 30 years to your lifespan, mortality rate is high in Nigeria for obvious reasons, but elsewhere apart from Nigeria, life expectancy is very high.

You dey craze with this your useless writeup.

Beauty and the beast

PastorFire:


Because you think you are on Nairaland abi? Maybe u know something the agency might be interested in?

If your mind touch ground, copy and paste this message on our official NDLEA page on Facebook, tag Katsina State Command or any Command and see if i won't pick it up or pick you up from there in Abuja.

Go sleep abeg. You're inconsequential

PastorFire:


Master of hunger abi Pray say i no meet u one day, i go make sure i condemn your left leg with rifle.

Kee yourself for field, I'm in Abuja coding my way up. Peace

PastorFire:


Master of hunger abi Pray say i no meet u one day, i go make sure i condemn your left leg with rifle.

Mr fake NDLEA officer, well I pray say na true cuz I heard some drug smugglers dealt with some NDLEA officers in Edo. Na wetin you go face be that if na true. Them go waste your life

PastorFire:


Dm me, i will recommend you to Smartweb Nigeria Limited here in Jos.

It is the second best hosting company in Nigeria and are now into software and app development. Their C.E.O is my very good friend & boss.

If you are good, i can recommend you for a job there.

Laravel is known by a few tech gurus in Nigeria. The only Laravel expert i know is the DG, ICT department, Government House, Plateau State. You can earn up to 20M from open source jobs if you are very good in Laravel. Again, i hope you are good? Recommending you is not the problem but being able to prove you know what you say you know.

I hope you didn't learn through internet or YouTube instructions? Do you really have practical projects on those programing & scripting languages?

I don chop money for tech & i don leave tech

Fool, I started with YouTube by teaching myself programming and I'm a master in what I do today.

techaboki:
Guys, I'm a junior backend developer with focus on PHP/Laravel looking for my first role. I'm in Abuja but open to relocating anywhere. I take God beg you, help me if you can. I'm dying slowly

Do you have a portfolio? Or what projects have you worked on. Are you familiar with DSA(Data Structures and Algorithms) because they will test your problem solving approach. It's not just about saying I know PHP/Laravel what can you or have done with it?

LUAN:
Yes

What category are you interested in Web or Mobile? This one that you don't have funds, is there any place you can use WI-FI, start by learning html/css and JavaScript. That is the basics. Go to YouTube and search for them you would see lots of tutorials. Follow along and practice, if you understand them then you can move ahead.

LUAN:
what should I do

Do you even have a functional laptop

LUAN:
please can you Coach me to become a software engineer like you, am currently learning on my own (self taught) facing a lot of frustration due to lack of funds and lack of resilience for my past mistake, please be my coach. Thanks

And those two things you mentioned are very important to become one or else you will get bored and leave it eventually.

PastorFire:


From gambler to Researcher to Software. Your life is rotating in frustration and seem not to know it

Weyrey, you don smoke weed today abi, you no dey see road again

pendragonbladgo:


What is their crime that you want hell to happen to them?

Lol, if you don't see anything wrong in that then you're obviously one of them. Not that they should be dismissed or whatever but they should be disciplined for painting the nation image bad. At least that would serve as a deterrent and a cautionary tale for others in such acts

Nothing will happen to them as usual. No be Nigeria again?

Idiot every problem has a solution. I smell incompetence

Yes mummy

Some men dey try sha, you go marry olosho

PastorFire:


I'm glad my impact is still singing a loud song upon your life.
Continue to jobless yourself here. I'm now an Officer of the law while you are jobless.

Keep telling the story of my effect upon your life.. I love it.

So you went soft and chicken out after Npower no gree pay you bastard fool and came out of your hiding. It means you've been checking this thread behind the scenes. I'm a Software Engineer you fool, I'm not as jobless as you m0r0n

Suddenly una pastor wey dey run mouth for here like goat just suddenly vanish into thin air. Let him come and finish what he started. Nansense

Carryover wey boys dey chop steady, e reach your turn you won kee yourself. Mumu

At most 3 months