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Jokes EtcSee This Funny Letter A Street In Abuja Got From Armed Robbers by Malleek(op): 1:08pm On Jan 29, 2016
The letter above was purportedly sent by armed robbers to people staying at a street in Karu in Abuja. It was actually posted at the street corner. A LIB reader who lives in the area sent it in. These real owners of property sef…see list! Lol. Read the full letter after the
cut.. #Endtime Robbery.

RomanceWho Lies The Most In A Relationship? by Malleek(op): 1:22am On Jan 29, 2016
Nowadays relationships are full of pretence and lies, but the Question here is, Who lies the most, the guys or the ladies? oya leggo....

EducationWho Can Solve This.... by Malleek(op): 1:05am On Jan 29, 2016
where are the Nairaland Mathematic gurus....

EducationCheck This Out, It Is True? by Malleek(op): 12:57am On Jan 29, 2016
Came accross this on one of the social media group... i knw most guys enter Toilet with their phones.

RomanceRe: Who Says All Men Cheats? Ladies Read This... by Malleek(op): 8:28pm On Jan 14, 2016
Lol.. But for man to no cheat dy hard oo.. E dy hard me iswear.. I no fit control myself.. But ya talk true.. Them girls need learn say no be every guy dy cheat.. Majority dy faithful.. But them dy shout when guy cheat.. But no dy hail man when e no cheat...


As for you sir! One bottle of orijin and a plate of akamu for you!



tnx dude... lols
RomanceWho Says All Men Cheats? Ladies Read This... by Malleek(op): 7:53pm On Jan 14, 2016
Sorry guys am gonna mixed wit pidgin...

I learn that ladies specifically african chicks generally believed that all guys double date, all men are dogs, and not relising that if men are dogs then they are B**t*hes for dating dogs, sorry for using this abusive word but sha its the right word to use here aniway. Am sure una know say in everything there must be an exception. Bikonu mek una (women) comot this from una head oo. Maybe som people might wonder why i choose to yarn on this topic, sister wanna help enlighten una about guys ooo. This morng was on FB checkin newsfeed wen came across this frnd's post advicing fellow women to never for once put in mind that thier boo is dating only them, she said if they trust him on that they gonna cry. Thats exactly poisoning our ladies mind not to trust us again nah. Abi guys? She wan spoil our market lols. And all of una knows that trust meks like 50% of any relationship.
Nbok ladies listen wella, not all guys double date, not all of us are casanovas o, some, if not majority are purely faithful, and i said that because of some series of event i came across recently one of which happend jst this morning in class when my guys and i were gisting after one class like thqt then one fyn babe, fyn anyhow, fyn pass miss 9ja, infact oyinbo photocopy, slim, coded and presentable com they cat walk wakka pass. Omo! Com see bullets (eyes), everyone (except me) open both eyes, mouth, nose ears they look this babe, one guy nearly burst hin throat because of d way d guy swallow saliva. Every one went off execpt me and one guy like that. Them start to talk say omo see correct chikala, the oda say i wish she ma gal, d oda talk say this one go born fyn fyn pikins fr me. But that guy still no react. As i ask am he talk say na why i go confuse nah? afta all i get my babe wey fyn pass this one, n his gal no fyn pass that babe oo bt the guy truely lov hin babe and is faithful and proud to have her. The guy never double date, and he said he never even think of cheating on his babe even for once, and the guy fyn oo ( i knw some people will say am a gay wateva, bt sha i hate to hear d word gay i mbok, beauty na beauty man or women if ur beautiful/handsome i must talk).
And this kain guys still they out there o but mayb rare because the lucky chicks get them. So ladies mbok mek una no deprieve unaself of true love by mistrusting ur boo or thinking men are all thesam na lie jor. Men are physically, spritually, socially, morally, and intellectually different my dear, just hold ur man and feed ur man well dnt starve him, go learn new bed tips always and surprise him then watch out and see. Thank me later.

If u like say i too dey talk much but i don talk my own finish the rest remain ur palava....
BusinessRe: Is Importing From China Better Than Buying From Lagos? by Malleek(m): 1:42am On Jan 04, 2016
kai who talk say #100 is 435cfa... dat guy is sick in d head. now is half of dat oga. be sure of infor bt u post if nt u fit jail urself.
EducationRe: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by Malleek(m): 2:07am On Dec 24, 2015
Ghana university, africa
HealthRe: 10 Facts About Farts You Might Not Know by Malleek(m): 1:31am On Dec 24, 2015
omo

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