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we are almost there

am still on stand to hit page 2000 for me to buy the plot of land.

still waiting for the page 2000

Am saving money, cos I will b buying the most expensive and the biggest estate on page 2000

With less than feew days to the commencement of
the National Youth Service Corps, NYSC, 2015
Batch ‘A’ orientation course, this piece was
compiled to educate the prospective Corps
Members and any other interested party on what
to expect in and outside the NYSC Camp.
If we recall, the NYSC 2015 Batch ‘A’ orientation
course starts on 5th, of May and ends on 26th,
May 2015.
Please as you read, kindly share with your friends
too.
1. Prepare Your Mind:
First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind
that you are leaving home for a regimented life in
the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made
stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge
that may confront you outside the camp.
You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp
and not your Father’s house! Just be ready for
anything.
2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of
Preference (very important ones first):
1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is
better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please)
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D
above. The copies may be surplus.
2. Important Ones (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the
stress of ‘borrow-me’)
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You
will be given two sets but you may not like the
quality)
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber
tennis shoes (for rainy days)
d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the
camp but it will be more expensive) and a
permanent marker
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of
casual wear
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for
those that sweat)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing
your phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp
(small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler cup and spoon
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I
believe you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please
depending on how you spend
3. Go Early:
Please, no matter how close the camp might be
to your street, enable to go early. If you are
posted to a far state, go the day before the camp
opens. They will allow you in. Going late will
make you go through registration stress. Be
warned!
4. Screening:
The screening starts at the gate, where your
loads are open and thoroughly search. They don’t
want you to bring in prohibited items like iron,
knives, bombs, etc.
5. Registration:
The first registration will certainly be for hostel/
bedspace, where you;ll be given tags to identify
with. Then the paper registrations proper follows.
try as much as possible to make everything
available. Look out for information pasted on
walls. Follow instructions strictly.
6. Your Kits:
During the registration, you will get all your kits
(shirts, shorts and shoes). Use the marker to
write your Code Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-
sharp” You will also be given a tag that will show
your CN. That will be your ID Card temporarily.
You take it everywhere in camp. You will be given
a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC
food.
7. Duration:
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st
day is the day you will be leaving the camp.
8. No Room For Casual Wears:
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt
and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on
you. No room for casual wears. Parade/marching
training starts immediately. The soldiers will not
give you breathing space at all. You will have the
first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people
could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You
won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the
stress that causes their fainting.
9. Morning Regimented Programme:
A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody
gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am.
You have your praise, worship and prayer the
Christian and Muslim ways. After the morning
admonitions, by 7am, breakfast follows! After
eating, you will be called out again for the series
of programmes lined up for you. Then you have
your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for
evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will
repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday.
10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your
Costs:
You may not like the food. You can always go to
the Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to
fill your ‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost.
11. Stealing:
Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp.
This is ‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be
wise.
12. Soldiers:
Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey
them. although they are not permitted to beat
you, however, they can punish you. No walking,
its all jogging when they call you. Don’t prostrate
or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier
way. They could be friendly anyway.
13. Allawe:
Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to
you in the camp, and it will be in cash. All other
ones will be through the bank. You will also get
Bicycle Allowance.
14. Photography:
Photographers are going to be everywhere ready
to snap you, please be prudent in spending.
15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To
Your Place Of Primary Assignment:
You will be posted from the camp to where you
will work. The place you work in is called your
Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this:
most Corps members, I mean about 90% of the
Corpers will be posted to schools (especially
primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW
will be posted to the universities, polytechnics
and Colleges. Please! Don’t lobby for your
posting. Don’t pay anybody for assistance. Pray
rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps
Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive
the shocking or expected postings as you receive
your letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to service;
that’s what dey call it.
16. Transportation Out Of Camp:
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place
to go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the
Fellowship in camp, you may first report at the
temporary lodge they will provide. Then you could
report at your PPA later same day or the
following day. Please, when you leave the camp,
home- sweet-home will be on your mind, having
been used up in the camp. But please, don’t go
home straight. Please! Very few of your
employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to
convey you from the camp to their workplaces.
Private and some Govt higher education
institutions do. The Fellowship too make
arrangement for you at your cost. Commercial
transporters will likely be
available at the gate too. Be wise.
17. Accommodation At PPA:
You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where
will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship
may give you a temporary accommodation
pending the time you will have to get yours. You
could be lucky if your employer gives you a room.
Many of them don’t give Corpers accommodation
anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost.
Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the
camp is already going down!
18. Clearance:
This is why you don’t have to go home straight.
Your registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office
in the Local Govt you will be posted to is
important. Failure to complete it before going
home is the beginning of your problem. He may
begin to have problems with his subsequent
monthly allowances. Do all registrations first.
Then you can take permission to go home. Long
process! You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope
these few tips will go a long way to help you.
In order to ensure a seamless registration
process, printing of call-up letters and so on,
prospective corps members are urged to visit
these NYSC sites below:
www.nysc.gov.ng
www.nysc.org.ng
www.portal.nysc.gov.ng

puffynana:
Its out oo
See prove below
Dnt ask me cos I dnt knw

Pls where dis u get dis?

Jenkoja:
Niger go better. But can we text this man gan self

Yap team Niger

l have bin assign to do the posting
Phummiegold(f), : Kano
doveJfj(f), : Kebbi
chidexSmokey(f), : Abuja
Dexnuel(m), ; Abia
leemah4u(f), : Niger
connectadex(m), : Ebonyi
alex81(m), : Gombe
sheyman4phy(m), : Kaduna
QuartzMil(m): Osun
, tolam08(m), : Ekiti
Duduyemid1(m), : Nassarawa
Ricardo2400(m), : Taraba
adediranta(m), : Sokoto
orisayomisamuel
(m), babatawa(m), Bornita(f),
mallprof(m), : NIGER
rhema9898(f), arceleeleo(m), theorbiters,
lexxez12, Chibabi(m), Holudarey01(m), Temilaty
(f), FaroukM(m), DamiEsan(f), Mystie411,
phemmyB (m), Frankenstein(m), apheyz(m),
Nakarey(m), ABDamola(m), pwety08(f),
Ogbenijhybo(m), gerrisson, ismhab(m), dejibimbo,
FemiGreatness (m), Microbiologist(m),
chichi93(f), prosper00(m), Babalawal,
Ahmed4002(m), MissJoe(f), toska92(m), Enasdan
(m), kingphilip(m), gibsgibs (m), Bosman84,
tolustx(m), jonatex4u(m), Salihumainasara(m),
Csami(m), Nigerdeltaboi(m), hummerwise(m),
Tolu91(m), omisakint, donchizzy07, bmdflo(m),
richybanky(m), hazard1759(m), charlesm91(m),
slick04(m), khaz (m), Chijez, holuwhatowseen(f),
pixey(m), StevDesmond(m), Stmiceel(m), limpopo
(m), Owliver(m), Kupaskeybaba(m), hardez(m),
frenzydilz(m), Gracyel(f)

*In orubebe voice*
No! Noo! Nooo!
Mr NYSC we cannot continue with you! We cannot continue with u! Nooo! We cannot...
You have failed us!
You are highly tribalistic!
You are partial!
You are selective in your posting!
Look at the time! Its 1pm and we have not seen our call up letter.
I know what you are doing! You are shuffling the names and posting abi?
Infact, the NYSC, the students, the lecturers, the whole Nigeria are disappointed in you!
We submitted a petition to your office...
JB, we cannot continue with u! We cannot continue wit u! We cannot continue with u! ...

Yehman:
*In orubebe voice*
No! Noo! Nooo!
Mr NYSC we cannot continue with you! We cannot continue with u! Nooo! We cannot...
You have failed us!
You are highly tribalistic!
You are partial!
You are selective in your posting!
Look at the time! Its 1pm and we have not seen our call up letter.
I know what you are doing! You are shuffling the names and posting abi?
Infact, the NYSC, the students, the lecturers, the whole Nigeria are disappointed in you!
We submitted a petition to your office...
JB, we cannot continue with u! We cannot continue wit u! We cannot continue with u! ...

I cant stop laughing

Nigerdeltaboi:
since everybody is trekking for Buhari ,i have decided to trek to camp......................from the camp's main road sha.

The army guys will also ask u to carry ur bags on ur head

cooljude:
mech eng what is yours.

u are my fellow
also study Mech Engr

Why is this people treating us like there partners in my skool

Hah at last it show up.

State of Depolyment: Niger

follow this link:www.portal.nysc.gov.ng.bepatient

Looking for transport money to the camp

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Am giving this people just 10 miuntes more
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Hmmmmmmm just imagine

This is wat skool has turn me too
Nysc is turning us to something else gain

Pls E - family, a friend is asking me here,
that wat kind of disease /skin can one has its medical report that can aid his redpolyment immediatley after camp
he needs ur help
Its uregent

I have prepared oooo,
and I cant see the posting yet...
wat am I going to do now..........

agalamanyi:
no worry ur place of posting go dey Sharp.

May be they will start with me

stevikenna:
NYSC DE JONZE
WHY THEM WAN KILL US WITH HIGH BP
GREAT FUTOITES !!!

Hmmmm high Blood Pressure in the house

pls nobody should beg me to call off the hunger strike
I will only call it off, when I see my posting.
#Nyscshowmemyposting.

[quote author=Simonagbons post=33148252]They're planning on how they are going to rig this posting



we cannot continue (Orubebe)[/quot

I can't stop lughing , u are funny [quote author=Simonagbons post=33148252]They're planning on how they are going to rig this posting



we cannot continue (Orubebe)[/quot

I can't stop lughing , u are funny

Owliver:
I can see you stay in Niger state. Did you school there too?

Yap, I skooled and working dere now

Hmmmm the tempo is high here....
I can't just wait to see the posting...
Seeing my Name in Niger or Kwara is going to be my happiest moment
Pls let's us be praying ooooo
In. prayer section now....

femolala001:
information just reaching me from a reliable source in nysc says callup numbers starting from 00001-000900 will be in stream 1

Are u sure?

Let this be clear to everyone dat d 2015 Batch A
s of two streams, Stream I n II. Here it is, if you
print ur call-up letter on 27th of April n it shows u
stream I, dat means u r leaving 4 camp on 5th (or
before 5th) of May n will b in camp till d 26th of
May. But, if it shows u Stream II dat means u will
leave on d 27th of May after Stream I must have
left on the 26th of May. Stream II camping is
from 27th of May to 17th of June. That's the
info. Please, pass it to others so dat if they'd see
stream II, they won't go on d 5th of May....
NOTE: Some words here are not in the original
one posted on the wall of NYSC 2015 BATCH A....
HOPEFULS: The additional words here are
included in order to aid comprehensibility.
THANKS