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oshe11:
Honestly I'm ashamed.....

This thing no reach do na
Especially if U did TD

Ordinary half of a rectangle nai dem no fit construct wit JUST four pieces....


Ode GboGbo Niyen!

Its not that easy. I have seen engineers fail this even when they have 30 minutes to complete about 5 sets. And I don't think this Ninja is letting them see the picture for up to the 20 seconds promised.

I hope there is a mathematical person in that group.

All the figures form a right angled triangle.

Colour placements green, blue, red with yellow forming the acute angle to the right.

This challenge should have been buzzed at 5 minutes. 10 minutes for 20 people na almost three hours oh...

Finally, something simple but entertaining.

Arm wrestling.

D1 seems to only wrestle with women.

BamBam

So Teddy is loud and always wants to be in the centre of everything.

They were jointly served food but he went off somewhere. She microwaves as the food is getting cold and starts calling him so that the food will not get cold.

Teddy then shouts that she should start eating if the thing catch am like that (my own words here cos I forgot hers completely)

She has a problem with him doing this in front of everybody.

She expects him to tell her things in a different way because she was hoping they would become that couple that viewers would love.

She can't take people talking down at her.

BamBam and Angel gisting on the bed.

Angel: My partner and I, there is no connection at alllllll.

BamBam: Our own there is little connection but we are still uncomfortable about it.

Angel really does not like this Ifu picking sha.

janefrancisca:
Cee-c: Tobi come and sit here na, let's eat
Tobi: keeps silent, "man dey full him belle, u dey talk love".
Cee-c: I don't know am not really an egusi person
Rico: Na my best soup
Khloe: I don't like egusi with garri, I can finish a bowl of rice with egusi.
See how dem gather table like 12 disciples , United in Food. >:. Acting thanksgiving dinner with egusi soup and garri , shebi big brother want entertainment value

Cee'c is not really an egusi person but she collect the remaining one wey dey Tobi plate. I laughed in reverse

Theakthedream:
THIS IS HATRED...
MUST YOU ALWAYS INSULT PEOPLE WITH THEIR PHYSICAL LOOK? I WONDER IF YOU ARE PERFECT.. JEALOUSY NO GO KILL YOU..

The insults ehn! Na die.

I would not even have minded if they can insult ALL housemates when they misbehave. As soon as Cee'c breathes, wahalla dey!

Meanwhile, if someone talks about their favourite, you will see world war vii. Anyway, make dem continuuu.

Wait oh, Khloe and K Brulle are eating from the same plate?

When did village delegation arrive to mitigate their marital problems?

He is even using cutlery for the eba and egusi and babe is tucking in with her fingers.

And she is bullying him into taking the bone

Awwww, she agrees to take the bone.

mohiozua:
Funny how a group of [b]"well-to-do" [/b]people is so gluttonous. The hunger in Nigeria is real. LMFAO.
Give each of them strikes abeg.

This was exactly what I wanted to write before. The one they should form posh for they won't. Shioor!

Someone will take time to cook then when Anto starts dishing, people will start rushing and behaving as if they are in buka. So tay the cook is not even getting food. Na war oh...

Serving double, serving single, serving only meat, is serving rocket science again?

Dis-organisation in everything.

Vandora really likes her boobs though. She is always touching them..

Oooooh, biggie no try. The doors were not keyed. The food was not watered. Now, the housemates have opened door to go and fetch their plates

Biggie, warris dis?

Gbagam,

Front door locked after food was taken outside. Well done sir!

K Brulle: Chai, chai, chai

Tobi: shhhhhh

Khloe: Starts humming Arise 'O Compatriots

Rico, Ifu, Cee'c, Vandora all sitting on the kitchen floor like illegal immigrants waiting to be shipped to refugee tents

Una neva see anything

I hope rain water is entering those bowls of soup oh big brother. Anybody that says they will not entertain will not eat. NtooooH.

DoubleeDee:
Lol, which one be pancake nau?

You don't know pancake powder?

Bitto why?

Must it be you?

Instructions: Sing solidarity song

Bitto: H I P for the hip for the hipopo

Awuuuuu! Angel mind go dey expand in his chest. If Ninja carry this his pot of food, you sure he will not unfreeze?

Giel:
The way ahneeka was looking at that ninja eh
In her mind now, just one slap.

One tiny little slap

This Ninja na expert dispenser of personal effects. He just keeps going back to gather more personal effects

Housemates are no longer smiling.

Shoes oh, clothes oh, pancake oh, Ninja just dey rain like 419 wey dey spray for party.

Biggie, pour water on those clothes or even take them away for some days.

All these one of putting clothes out on the lawn na ajebo punishment.

When they unfreeze, it will take less than an hour for them to gather the clothes up.

Although some of them are beginning to sober up though.

The grin has gradually slipped from Anheeka's face..

Bloody hell, what does biggie need to do to stamp some respect in these guys

You are under freeze and you are gisting and laughing.

This is just a turn off.

oshe11:
Thought all Yorubas has intonations

Nah! Majority of people born in Lagos or other urban yoruba areas speak a more cosmopolitan type of yoruba. But when you hear ara oke people, the language is "heavier" in their mouth. These are the ones that when they speak english, you will know that they are representing.

Giel:
Bambam is giving suggestions on what can make them interesting.

She says that to be more interesting.

They should be more deliberate to in their everyday activities, eg when people are cooking or having breakfast, someone should say, hi audience, WS are having eggs for breakfast?


And since Bitto likes to clean, he should say OK guys I'm using this wood polisher to clean?
She is so boring,

She gave some other examples of what can make them interesting,
She suggested having a radio showing, where they can have guests and the guests. E.g her can be asked about their love experiences or something else.

I blushed when she said this. The picture of Bitto doing advert when cleaning was not a good picture...

Lolu is from Abeokuta? Interesting! I would have placed him as Oyo, Oshun etc.

He just spoke yoruba now and he sounds like an "ara oke".

("Ara oke" are those yoruba people who speak deep yoruba and have an intonation)

Ahneeka has become the official "Jukebox" of big brother double wahala.

DoubleeDee:
You mean Luclay and Lotus.
From my understanding, you can abuse and curse people in the house even jokingly and still get away with it.
It will be treated differently if it becomes persistent to the point of violent provocation.
If I can remember, Luclay accused Lotus of forgetting the name of her country in a task and it
became an argument. Even though Lotus cried and begged him to stop Luclay didn't until Lotus snapped.
Luclay's action was provocative and he should have been disqualified.
The general consensus was, he got away with it because of his nationality.
Multichoice was heavily criticised for that decision and I think this was remedied in Zainab's case.
Personally, I think people should stop if their words or actions cause discomfort or infringe on the rights and liberties of others.
Khloe is also guilty of this behaviour IMO.

Lotus!!! Thank you. Kai, I kept trying to remember her name but I just kept seeing her with her vintage dressing and nose ring but name was not getting recalled.

And that Zainab slap ehn. I will never forget the day. That slap was the most violent thing I had ever seen between a man and woman. I just screamed. And when people rushed into my office, I had to tell them I got some bad news but could not share. This big brother ehn, so many memories.

Giel:
They all told him yesterday that he hides under his jokes to insult people and they have noticed, they don't find it funny and they are tired of it.

If only they would all stop laughing then.

If they were seriously tired of it and they boycott by not laughing he will change tactic. Even today when Khloe was pa pa para(ing), they were advising her to ignore him but a lot of them could not even stifle their laughter.

For a comic, laughter is the payload. He will continue until somebody slaps him in that house.

Theakthedream:
CEE-C IS IN LOVE WITH TOBI.. SHE IS ALSO SCARED TOBI GONNA DUMP HER WHEN HE MINGLES WITH OTHERS..
THERE ARE LADIES IN THAT HOUSE THAT ARE EASY TO DO WHAT CEE-C CANT DO ON CAMERA UST TO GET TOBI... THIS IS CEE-C'S FEAR..

And she also fears that some of the other ladies try to play some of the games maliciously to hurt her. True or false, she needs to overcome her possessiveness. Even if man is with you 24/7, you will be shocketted when you find he has another woman.

This BamBam comfortability with Teddy A na real eye opener sha. See as she extend leg behind his head in the hammock. Hnmmmm! My crush has found wife ...

MizzD:
Must Tobi beg CeeC everytime to talk.

She says she's not saying anything, that you should kee yourself

aww she's rubbing Tobi's head. So romantic

Tobi is for 100% communication. CeeC asked if he knows what communication is..

#Ceebi #NoCeebiNoBBN #powercouple

Cee'c too dey form hard nut to crack. Her words and her face yesterday night made me ignore the fact that she wanted to cry.

For a person who "did not listen" to anything negative that housemates had to tell her, she is making an effort to relate more with them.

As bad as these two are, do you know that I keep wondering if viewers will have anybody to be this hostile about when they are gone.

Chloe is bloody loud though. Even when she is gisting with friends, she always wants her voice higher than anybody's.

Meanwhile, Tobi and Cee'c even fall asleep in a way that will get people to talk...