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Foxrain:
Is English our mother tongue?
Only an African man will brag about the comprehension of another man's language.

Miracle

"If you lie down wrongly, you can break your neck"

Come on, don't tell me Nina is rubbing off on you?

And Angel is using frozen chicken to keep the swelling down.

And who stole/pranked away Ifu's favourite perfume?

She is calling on forefathers to intervene oh

The person with the bad back is Bitto. He just got back from the diary room.

Did Princess just say "I am getting scarreder and scarreder"?

Vendora talks too much. She thrives on being in the centre of any brouhaha.

Haba, the cry me a river culprit has stopped.

The mini tornado headmistress self has gone to chill.

Its only gboro-mi-di-oloro Vendara that is still going on.

Camera self tire and we have gone to commercials.

Vendora psyching herself to have a go at Khloe and has to be held down so that a fist fight will not start.

D1 doing some serious superman umpire work so that Vendara will not send him home too early.

Drama oh! I tuned in at the right time.

And now someone is getting excruciating back pains that needs biggie's attention.

The person is crying and breathing deeply.

There is some swelling as well.

Don't know who it is though.

photoshoot:
Alex is overdoing the shit

I've noticed that when she feels overwhelmed, she uses an excuse to retreat.

She has been boasting about her legendary anger that she herself is afraid of.

Yet micro Khloe just walked up to her and yanked her out of her pity party and she can't do jack.

Alex, sharrap there and get your wacky behind back to practice.

You have been using your wackiness to run away from reality too much.

If you are not washing clothes, you are calling back sad memories at the wrong times.

And Vandora needs to stop the armchair psycho analysis and get back to practice as well.

Eh eh eh....

Khloe has done it again oh!

"She does not give a damn if you lost your mother, she needs you to get your fucking behind back and practise for the presentation.

If you like call her a bad person, you can stay the Bleep away from her."

Her words oh not mine

Okay! Alex has lost it oh. Screams and vexation coming from where she is.

Vandora screaming "who does that"?

Okay, Khloe seems to have tried to break up the pity party and all hell broke loose

booqee:
abeg pictures ohhh.

Sorry oh! No idea how to do that.

Okay, whys Creme Brulle wearing fake bum bum and a wig? Princess is wearing a blue wig.

Would this be for the presentation later on?

And a quarter of team "danger" are still in the bathroom consoling Alex

Aaaaw, don't tell me Alex's little cousin passed away? My stream is lagging behind and her story is going on for so long but I can almost imagine the end.

Alex is always rubbing "Cotex" because her little 5 year old cousin likes "Cotex".

These housemates will not kill somebody.

And Khloe comes to interrupt the crying episode to give group orders.

People hard oh!

Foxrain:
How are you sure I am a man?

Lobatan...

I give up.

I am just seeing conspiracy theories everywhere.

I almost feel like Nairalanders are playing games with my mind.

How do you see a write up that is obviously someone trying to get a raise out of anyone and you still respond?

Is it fun to respond to something that is obviously not serious?

And then the multiple alter egos

Kai, this place is a school....

DoubleeDee:
I saw her clinging on to Teddy's arm like someone offered a lifeline from drowning.
So the question is, did she lie when she told Rico the reason she picked Teddy was to get to know him better?

Hnmmm, I may be biased oh but I think Bam Bam's nose may have grown slightly longer.

One thing that kept niggling at me was the part where she is complaining that he was a smoker. And she said it with a distinct wrinkle to her nose. She immediately made me think he reeks of smoke and she can't stand the smell of cigarettes.

So how do you go from nose wrinkling to torso hugging of the same smoker?

So to answer the question, me thinks the lady was colouring the truth so as not to hurt her friend that she did not chose....QED.

ibkayee:
I feel bad for her, though I don't think Dee 1 should go just because he rejected her (if that's your only reason), he didn't do anything wrong but I can understand why it's had an impact on her

Funny enough, D1 did not reject Ahneeka because he did not like her. He just wanted to get a laugh at the idea of guy rejecting babe. And in retrospect, I am quite glad he did.

Ahneeka miscalculated in choosing D1in the first place. Because she thinks D1 is funny, she wanted to use him as a crutch. She has not yet realised that his type of funny will soon begin to grate on other people's nerves. From the sounds of it, Rico seems to be a better naughtiness that she may be able to bounce off of.

As much as I like Ahneeka though, she needs to wake up. That beautiful smile and naughty nature she exhibited on stage should not be thrown away or else, I will be waiting with koboko at the airport when she gets back. I can't deal with another deflation of excitement as meted out by Debbie Rise in the past.

Papiikush:
BamBam is now so close with teddy A

[b]She holds him and don't wanna let him go

*****
Big brother tells the housemates their writings are bad and he can't read them. He instructs them to write their names in caps lock.

The housemates suggests they re-write.

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Anto be looking like tygaran queen with that hairstyle [/b]

That was quick! With all the negatives of Teddy she was chanting yesterday? Angel's advice that girls vote for people like Teddy must have worked like a charm. And yes, I still have bad belle about the way she spoke of my crush...

Foxrain:
I just love the girl.
All my contestants are paired with miscreants.

This early morning, you have used big english on my Nina. Ko le werk .. She is Miracle's ride or die whether you like it or not. And on her behalf, i refuse to understand that word...

Papiikush:
Khole and DeeOne having a conversation. She was talking about knowing Kenny black. (chai...i think I agree with safarigirl Khole ugly)

DeeOne...is kindda caring tonight (Khole isn't feeling too good)

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Bitto and ahneeka havibg a conversation then Khole distracted because she can't sleep off. Ahneeka tells Bitto she is from anambra.

He says he wants to spend his time by her bedside and look into her eyes trying to discover who she is.

Ta, Bitto should shift. That young man should not vex me oh. Ehn hen

Foxrain:
Ifu ennada said she attended one of the contestants birthday last year and the person was 28 ,she said she was surprised to hear the person is 23 in the house
Wondering who that could be
It isn't Tobi though, because Tobi is really 23 ,any other person that said they're 23 ?

The struggle is real! Ifu's mouth is like an explosives outlet mall. You can find any type of bomb in there.

Papiikush:
Miracle working on his poem. (Errrr.. More like jargon though) but Errrr... At least he is talking.

He asked ahneeka about his poem but she isn't convinced about it.

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Nina, princess, ifu and angel planning about their outfits

That Miracle's money poem was But the man said he wanted to keep it simple abi? Several hours later, I am still laughing....

Papiikush:
Lmao... Khole's team wants to trend by force!

She's got a nice body though

Her curves are amazing in the first picture.

But why is it only one team that is marching? And the other team doesn't seem to be fazed about it.

bujebudanu1:
Na fear.she's boring .she's only free with tobi

She is boring to you? I actually find her quite interesting. But you are right that she is only free with Tobi. She needs to expand her horizon.

I like Cee'c. Every time I hear her talk, I imagine her as a figure of authority in a few years down the line. She has this ability to separate chaff from wheat. Lovely to see. If she can loosen up a bit and is able to rough and tumble when necessary, she would be perfect.

Camera, thank you for Tobi and Cee'c but where are Miracle and Nina? I need to see them please! Abi are they sleeping?

Foxrain:
Someone come and carry their brother

Bitto, Bitto I was suspecting that his extended counselling. He almost married off Miracle and Nina with the counselling....

DoubleeDee:
So how do you see the pairing with Cee-C?

Igbadun plenty. Love them together. Tobi is fine boy every angle you look. Cee'c is madam CEO every angle you look. Right from the stage, I have been suspecting Tobi of liking them CEO hips just a bit too much. Who can forget the way he muscled Lolu out of the way to get a CEO hug .

Now madam CEO is fronting as strong babe who has the need to call people to order. Will investment banker be able to invest the work required to soften madam CEO's aversion to tv love?

I believe in them though and hope they hang in there. Popcorn on the ready!