tit:
this story is true.
it has happen to me.
men are he-goats!

and women are

kowema:


The damn Liquid is Warm hence shud av a quicker effect on any clothing....Biology and ur personal experience really didnt help u as a guy afterall...I'm a female..The more reason u shud thank me later....
For doing the thinking for u

How come u know much about male organs?

hmmmm I don't wanna believe we have shemales in this country... #stillwondering#

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

*yawns*

Aunty pls tell us another story #inababysvoice#

lekinz18:
Mizmycoli..pls i don't knw hw i could go abt wit d valentine on election day...how should it be celebrated in considering we student on campus....and wot type of gift would go best..take student lyf into consideration...pls reply me fast

give her a romantic treat...she could value that more than gifts.

where are the ladies? line up lemme choose...

diddydiva:

if I don't marry or date a Nigerian doesn't mean the end. stop talking like it's only Nigerians on earth.


now remember to address a lady respectfully online or offline it speaks a lot about u

thanks for the advice, I'll remember..

NOTE: what u give determines what u get..#justsaying#

diddydiva:

#yawn stylishly

am not going to argue with u. It's in u

good for u and remember to join the convent(to be a nun) since u don't need us..

please remember to cover ur mouth while yawning...just for our safety

diddydiva:

hmmmmm just learn to be romantic and caring and stop playing the boss!!!

it's irritating

u want me to lick ur anus after shitting to prove that am romantic and caring?

learn to appreciate us and we'll do more!

NOTE: God made us the 'boss' right from the days of Adam.. u can't change that!

diddydiva:

advise has been taken.

but do you really have to lose your temper on this?

I hate the rate at which ladies complain of guys!

we'r bad yet u end up with us..

and how do u expect to get something good out of someone u don't believe in?

my temper is still tight anyways!

diddydiva:

says who ?

you better stop dreaming and wake up

marry urself, screw urself, get pregnant and I'll shout hallelujah that I've spotted another virgin Mary in Nigeria

diddydiva:
a day will come when wooing a lady would become a course to study in Nigeria.

Nigerian men and guys are helplessly not romantic.

we'r helplessly not romantic and u can helplessly not do without us... I rest my case!

Pls mine is justmanalone234@gmail.com

Oga mikky pls check dis product out and help me cost how much it'll take to get to Nigeria.

wap.ebay.com/Pages/ViewItem.aspx?aid=331002013182&sv=wifi%20modem&emvcc=0&nbcol=0%7Cnull

My email is justmanalone234@gmail.com

Hi all pls my hp dv6000 stoped charging fully... It stops at about 77%, 79%, 85%...etc but never gets to 100%. What could be the problem? Thanks in anticipation

Fhemmmy:

BB 9360 = 40K Naira
BB 9320 = 26K Naira - Not very common here though

How do I contact u?

Thanks for the aboved reply.. I wish to knw how much a BB curve 9360 and 9320 is worth over there. Thanks again

Hello sir, pls how much is a brand new BB9900(bold 5)?

@Henry, yes is me. It just started, it never fell down. What i mean by going gray is dat the screen shows anoda color with lines crossing either vertical or horizontal. Thank you

Please brothers, i have a problem that needs urgent attention. My laptop's screen goes gray and returns normal. Sometimes it goes blank, i will need to power off the system and on to make it work normal again. Please what do you think the problem is? Thanks in anticipation.

Tnx deji 4 ur advice/help. I'l do just dat.

Hi guyz, kudos 2 ur gud wrkz. May God strengthen u d more. I av a prblm. I tink my laptop(hp pavilion dv6000 window vista) has been infected by virus. After booting d system, i get msgs lyk: hphc stopd wrking, care advisor stpd wrking, adobe reader stpd wrking, etc. It startd since my subscription 2 norton internet security expired. Plz what do i do? And which antivirus do i go 4? I dnt tink i can afford subscribing with norton internet security. Tnx in anticipation,

Plz my email is justmanalone2004@yahoo.com i really nid d manual. One luv my broda,

Guyz, am a new dude in da world of ccna. I'ld need u guyz 2 take me along plz letz start 4rm da scratch. Thankz 4 ur consideration am very gr8ful,

Guyz, am about 2 emback on a journey 2 the IT world (CCNA). I need u guyz 2 help me out with materials 2 help me on dis journey. Every contribution wuld be appreciated. My email is justmanalone2004@yahoo.com

guyz, how do i break into a wireless network?