₦airaland Forum

My is mankan as in one man.


Just to hide my identity. Who slapped Tinubu?

Na mankan or oneman slapped am.

When my mum went to d market to buy food stuffs like garri, plantain etc. I and my other two brothers will quickly take significant portion of the items to go and hide it so that we can be eating it alone.

This blessed day, my mum brought a bunch of unripe plantain, as usual I quickly cut like 6 pieces to hide. And if u don't hide it well, my brother will take it and will not give u back.

I thought of a better place to hide my 6 pieces of plantain🍌 so that when it ripe, I can eat it alone. The best option for me was to go and hide it in the ceiling. I climbed using the ladder through d man hole🕳. When I got into d ceiling, it was different from the ground, I don't know how to navigate, neither do I know where to put my leg. I just put a leg on the asbestos thinking I can work on it like a super man, that was how I fell from the ceiling to the floor of the house 🏠. The asbestos was totally shattered.
I was thoroughly beaten that day and I was not giving food for that night. I was in primary 4 then.

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Millimann:
I want to hear the two of them speak English to each other.

Can oyinbo speak Yoruba or Igbo or Hausa?

What about Air basin?


Appointments everywhere

Her sex tape comes to mind. They are giving it to her faka foko.

It is just your turn

South Africans will not rest in peace tonight

I blame the useless soldier for brutalizing your fellow citizens because of a chinko.

The darling daddies of some idiots here.

University of YAGO

Tinupoo and free and fair election like night and darkness.

I com dey laugh like mumu.

They have bought casket.


God is watching.

mrjoeblinks:
Ehen?
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Which country does Nigeria fuels its economy?

We borrow to fuel China economy.

How I wish insecurity can stop and our leaders stop corruptions, oyinbo go beg, pray and fast to come to Nigeria.

She say she no be Aboki but yorubawa, leave am like that na.

Useless man, when heaven falls on you, u are doom forever.

See how wike is stressing this old woman.


Se wike ma dagba bayii

Fayemi left d WhatsApp group

Manchester City, d new Anakaye.

Q

Before naira malley go kills all of us finished. Police act.

The FG should do something before naira Marley kill us finish for this country.

He will learn

Nigerians soldiers I hail o

Very disgraceful.

Q

Why are they forcing this demonic thing on everyone.

Sonnobax15:
. Seconded........At least one basin would have been enough for a non virgin.

Basin ke? No basin will do with 60 flogs of cane non-stop

These chest beating people again.

Done they over ripe for sacrifice in d other room.