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ChiefPiiko:
Funded, check

Aquactic:
Keep your disbelief to yourselves



#Poor Niggas

kayus4live:
I need just 5 people to drop there bet9ja I.d, just wanted to fund them 200 each,

iDROID:
Funded N500. Enjoy.

ChiefPiiko:
your bet ID and 1 of your names I will send you 200

lilfreezy:
Nairaland topics

"My Boss Said I Should Never Send Him A Mail Again, Help! "

" My wife said i don't give her good orgasm, help!"

Templerun95:
I believe u bro

Pm me ur bank detail...leme drop something in ur acct

I won a large sum yesterday

Skinnienigga:
Lool. Make I talk my own.

So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her.
Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.

Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.

I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.

Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.

Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..

COOLHOMIE:
semi most introvert hang out at home would rather watch a movie with my phone

udysweet:
It doesn't exist

Searchinglady:
I am 28, looking for a man that is ready to settle down within the next one year
I am a graduate and homely, don't go to church but I believe in God and willing to follow you to your church
The man must be 30 years and above, working and ready to start a family