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Jokes EtcRe: When You Tell Your Girl You Are now Schooling In Oversea But She Demands Picture by Massdamm(m): 9:01pm On Apr 27, 2016
Yes naw na over sea em dy na e dy study waterlogy dpartment of HO2
CrimeRe: Photos: One Die, Another Injured As Fire Guts Kurmi Market In Kano State by Massdamm(m): 8:59pm On Apr 27, 2016
Again osu wa ooo
CelebritiesRe: 2face Releases New Pics As Campari Ambassador by Massdamm(m): 8:57pm On Apr 27, 2016
Oh lord jah'bless my huzzle
CrimeRe: Soldiers Brutalise Lawyer In Festac by Massdamm(m): 8:54pm On Apr 27, 2016
lanicky:
Lanickysmiley
am dammylare add me up on facebook ayobami damilare ridwan
PoliticsRe: Fear Grips Ogd,okupe Others Ahead Of PDP Congress by Massdamm(m): 8:50pm On Apr 27, 2016
Ao dat one take bring water kum for inside well..
FamilyRe: Dangerous Picture Of A Generator And Gas Cylinder Kept Side By Side by Massdamm(m): 8:47pm On Apr 27, 2016
It be lyk say the owner don sign em WILL down for em children
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Have Light At The Moment? If Yes, Keep Reading… by Massdamm(m): 8:39pm On Apr 27, 2016
Lite dy here at gaa akanbi in ilorin na 2pac muzic i dy jam here...
CelebritiesRe: Breaking: Mercy Aigbe, Brother Arrested By Police In Osogbo by Massdamm(m): 7:56pm On Apr 27, 2016
Abeg wen u true wit it lemme no.. Wu get pin mouth charger here plz
PoliticsRe: Agatu Under Attack By Unknown Gunmen by Massdamm(m): 7:52pm On Apr 27, 2016
Omo naija don enta fire make we karry water quenched am sharpanian.. Omio omio omio
RomanceRe: 7 Ways Religious Ladies Act When They Visit Their Boyfriend by Massdamm(m): 7:38pm On Apr 27, 2016
DanceVille:
No time to check Wristwatch jare.
Lemme quickly drop the stuff like "Usain Bolt".

1. They Make Sure They Wear An Unseductive Dress

Religious ladies make sure they dress unseductively.They're not like ladies that do wear "Half gown" that only covers half of the breast and butt.Religious ladies dress like that because they know some guys can be having sexual arousal towards them.They dress to avoid any arousal of sex.

2. Refuses To Hug

They refuse hugging their boyfriend at his house.They do think hugging is a sin.Because when they both hug, she feels as if he has touched her boobs through hugging.You can't ever see a religious lady giving you a hug but she prefers a handshake.

3. They Talk About The Bible Or Quran

They love asking questions about the bible or quran."Who's the father of Isaac"? And the guy will be like "What the hell is wrong with her".They love preaching and talking about their religion belief.Sometimes, it makes the day boring for the guy.

4. They Hate You Playing Action, Love Or Adventurous Movies

They detest you playing those movies for them because they do know some of the movies contain sinful scenes like "Sex".They prefer watching a religious movies, or nothing.

5. Decline Food And Drinks

Whenever you offer them something to eat or drink, they refuse taking it buh only ask for a glass cup of water.They always caution themselves not to fall victim of molestation or being rape through the food or drinks.
shuffle the drink first
BusinessRe: Fire Disaster At Kurmi Market In Kano State (Photos) by Massdamm(m): 7:29pm On Apr 27, 2016
cameeeeel:
Lil Keshi must come to Kano, so he can see a really gbese
lolz naxo bro
TravelRe: Car Runs Into A Building In Ibadan (photo) by Massdamm(m): 7:27pm On Apr 27, 2016
Wat's the title of the film
CrimeRe: Soldiers Brutalise Lawyer In Festac by Massdamm(m): 7:23pm On Apr 27, 2016
lanicky:
Lol..I'm a lady grin
My side bam. How your own?
ohoh xowie.. twas superb wat name
CrimeRe: Soldiers Brutalise Lawyer In Festac by Massdamm(m): 6:48pm On Apr 27, 2016
lanicky:
Lol..no be small thing.
naxo my broda ao ur side
PhonesRe: Airtel Female Marketer Displaying Her Panties Via A See-thorough Outfit (photo) by Massdamm(m): 6:29pm On Apr 27, 2016
Omo c 2backyard it be lyk make i enta the place chai enjoyment wit opa6fit..
BusinessRe: Fire Disaster At Kurmi Market In Kano State (Photos) by Massdamm(m): 6:26pm On Apr 27, 2016
Gbese re o oh yin bi tyre
CrimeRe: Soldiers Brutalise Lawyer In Festac by Massdamm(m): 6:24pm On Apr 27, 2016
Chai na upper cut em gve am oboi try to train wit mayweather incase of nxt tym.. Quick recovery
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan Students Cook Outside School Gate Following School Closure by Massdamm(m): 6:11pm On Apr 27, 2016
Chai i dy smell the aroma here...c zgnal
PoliticsRe: Court Adjourns Forgery Case Against Saraki, Ekweremadu To June 1 by Massdamm(m): 4:23pm On Apr 27, 2016
Hahaha CCT don turn to manchester united..
Christianity EtcRe: Celestial Church Wins In Court, Deeper Life Church To Pay Them N5 Million by Massdamm(m): 1:44pm On Apr 26, 2016
Wu gve them trophy.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Clears The Air About Lil Kesh And Viktor Contract Saga by Massdamm(m): 1:32pm On Apr 26, 2016
Na them sabi
CelebritiesRe: Dont Break My Relationship With Odunlade Adekola, Actress Kemi Begs. by Massdamm(m): 1:30pm On Apr 26, 2016
Hmmm juz helper
PoliticsRe: Resign, Saraki: Protesters At National Assembly by Massdamm(m): 1:23pm On Apr 26, 2016
Bro na babe yansh u c
PoliticsRe: Jigawa PDP Membership Registration Rally (Pictures) by Massdamm(m): 1:16pm On Apr 26, 2016
I smell lies
PoliticsRe: Malam Bello Orders Removal Of Speed Bumps On Abuja-nyanya Highway by Massdamm(m): 12:24pm On Apr 26, 2016
[i][/i]Dem won kill person..Dem won kill person..Dem won kill person..
PoliticsRe: Omosede Igbinedion Empowers Women With Sewing Machines & Cash - Photos by Massdamm(m): 12:22pm On Apr 26, 2016
Abule sowo
CelebritiesRe: Scene From The DNA Twins Attack And Abduction #savednatwins (Photos) by Massdamm(m): 12:16pm On Apr 26, 2016
Bleep the ransom they ar bitches.. Wat 9ja z turnin to anyway niggaz must survive
NYSCRe: 2016 Batch A Corpers: Things You Must Take Along To NYSC Camp To Avoid Stress by Massdamm(m): 12:13pm On Apr 26, 2016
Chacoal, lantern, kerosine, matches, newspaper, pot, spoon, face cap, kondom and karry anytin karrayble..
BusinessRe: Is It Possible To Do Business Without Borrowing? by Massdamm(m): 6:59am On Apr 26, 2016
Yeap without borrow one kobo
CareerRe: Career Choice DSS Or ARMY? Suggestions Please!! by Massdamm(m): 6:57am On Apr 26, 2016
Y u dnt ryt vigilante there
EducationRe: 5 Benefits Of Choosing A Private University And Polytechnic by Massdamm(m): 6:55am On Apr 26, 2016
Me i rep state polytechnics great kwarapolite..
CrimeRe: 2 Arrested For Selling Expired Biscuits In Lagos by Massdamm(m): 9:11pm On Apr 25, 2016
Naija pple no dy karry last biscuit we dm supposed to gve doze small small kids make dm chop and pray for them make God bring market u kip it till it's xpired..2 MOFO's

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