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A friend of mine told me his father bought an Android car��� I told him our swimming pool got burnt yesteday�� he blocked me���� What nahh? I thought it was lying competition
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Akpos came home crying from school. His father went back with him to find out why his teacherbeat him.
PAPA: Ma. Why did you beat my son?
TEACHER: Ask your son what he did?
PAPA: Akpos, what did you do?
AKPOS: I asked her why is Bra singular when it covers two items and Panties plural when it coversjust one item?
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Bad Question

Akpos came home crying from school. His father went back with him to find out why his teacherbeat him.
PAPA: Ma. Why did you beat my son?
TEACHER: Ask your son what he did?
PAPA: Akpos, what did you do?
AKPOS: I asked her why is Bra singular when it covers two items and Panties plural when it coversjust one item?
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Some people are so dark that when you shoot them.The bullet� comes back to ask you for a flashlight�
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Some people are so dark that when you shoot them.The bullet� comes back to ask you for a flashlight�
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Some people are so dark that when you shoot them.The bullet� comes back to ask you for a flashlight�
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A lady was arguing with her boyfriend and the next thing I heard was "even a Whatsapp status video lasts longer than you". Why are some girls like this �����

A lady was arguing with her boyfriend and the next thing I heard was "even a Whatsapp status video lasts longer than you". Why are some girls like this �����

A lady was arguing with her boyfriend and the next thing I heard was "even a Whatsapp status video lasts longer than you". Why are some girls like this �����

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I Just flashed back to my primary school days. It
all
happened on a Tuesday when our teacher taught
us a very interesting topic: comparatives and
superlatives....
Eg:
_Long longer longest
_Big bigger biggest
_Short shorter shortest
_Fast faster fastest.
So the next day, she came back with some
visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful
pupils,,,, She started;
TEACHER : Now children recite what you just
learnt yesterday... Let's go this way...
TEACHER: Long
PUPILS: Long longer longest
TEACHER: Big
PUPILS: Big bigger biggest
TEACHER: Short
PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest
TEACHER: Fast!
PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest
TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily)
Good!
PUPILS: Good gooder goodest
TEACHER: STOP!!!
PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest
TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!!
PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest
TEACHER: Chim o!
PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest
TEACHER : CHAI!!!!
PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest
TEACHER: OLODO!!!
PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest � � � � � .
Teacher Fainted!!! Please don't laugh too much oo. And don't laugh alone please pass it on and make urself happy.���������������.

A BRITISH DOCTOR SAYS:..in britain medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans liver put it in another man and in 6 weeks he's looking for a job......THE GERMAN DOCTOR SAY:.....in germany we took a part of a brain put it in another man and in 4 weeks he's looking for a job......THE RUSSIAN DOCTOR SAY:...gentlemen we took half a heart from a man put it in another mans chest and in 2 weeks he's looking for a job......THE NIGERIAN DOCTOR LAUGHED,"you are all behind us.Two years ago we took a man with no brains no heart no liver and no ears and made him a president.Now the whole country is looking

*Effect of WhatsApp on English Language*

_*Mike & Dora on WhatsApp:*_

*Mike :* Hi dear.
*Dora :* ✋
*Mike :* How are you .??
*Dora :* ��
*Mike :* Missing me..?
*Dora :* ��
*Mike :* I'm not feeling well...
*Dora :* �
*Mike :* How was your day..?
*Dora :* �
*Mike :* Are you busy.??
*Dora :* ✔
*Mike :* Why ?? What are you doing ??
*Dora:* ��
*Mike :* Is there anyone near you..?
*Dora :* ❌
*Mike :* Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces?
*Dora :*- ��
*Mike :* I heard you failed in English?
*Dora:* Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt yestathey... I Passed away all my educations
*Mike :* Hmmm lets go back to smileys pls ���
*Dora:*- ok dear, God blast u.

����� don't laugh alone, remember there is love in sharing...
Hope u all have a nice day�.


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Since Buhari has been the most mentioned name in Nigeria this past year, i think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary. like;
Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ nouns: Buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough. e.g the economy is now Buhari for the masses 2. to complicate, make worse, unbearable. e.g "please don't come and Buharificate issues here". "the only way to reduce applicants is to Buharify the process. Adjective : e.g how was your exam? it was Buharific! ���

Since Buhari has been the most mentioned name in Nigeria this past year, i think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary. like;
Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ nouns: Buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough. e.g the economy is now Buhari for the masses 2. to complicate, make worse, unbearable. e.g "please don't come and Buharificate issues here". "the only way to reduce applicants is to Buharify the process. Adjective : e.g how was your exam? it was Buharific! ���