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bealuv: its advisable you use a white background

Yeah, thought so too...
Thanks...

The passport we are taking along...
what background should it be?

Cause it wasn't specified on the "INVITATION".

ditrix: max ben dat stuf explains y it is gud to b educated(d manager). dan to b a robber

Yeah, i get it...
The managers are robbers with degrees...
Cool.

U'll SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT...

During a robbery in Texas, USA the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called ..."MIND CHANGING CONCEPT”
Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively,
the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "BEING PROFESSIONAL” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home,
the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother,
let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You
are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "EXPERIENCE.”
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.But thesupervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10
million from the bank for ourselves and
add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "SWIM WITH THE TIDE” converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "KILLING BOREDOM.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that
$100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20
million. The robbers were very angry and
complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much
as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy
because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

Think about it real good...
So who are the real robbers here?

U'll SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT...

During a robbery in Texas, USA the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called ..."MIND CHANGING CONCEPT”
Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively,
the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "BEING PROFESSIONAL” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home,
the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother,
let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You
are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "EXPERIENCE.”
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.But thesupervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10
million from the bank for ourselves and
add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "SWIM WITH THE TIDE” converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "KILLING BOREDOM.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that
$100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20
million. The robbers were very angry and
complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much
as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy
because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

Think about it real good...
So who are the real robbers here?

EXAMAMINATION LOCATION Dept. of Biochemistry, Faculty of Basic Medical Sc

EXAMAMINATION VENUE Pre-Clinical Lecture Theatre

Anybody else?

folagbade23: please i need a reply. All those that are second choice candidates, were they not given any pin??

For second choice candidates...

User ID - UTME reg number...
Password - Surname

I hope it helped.

Please come along with the following:
i.) Original and photocopies of JAMB notification of result
ii.) This letter, as well as the original and photocopy of the customer copy of
the bank teller used for payment
iii.) Two(2) recent passport size photographs
(size should be 5.2cm X 5.2cm)
iv.) Writing Materials ONLY!(HB Pencil & Eraser) DO NOT COME WITH ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICE (CALCULATOR , PHONE, IPAD etc)

The JAMB result thing would it be the one we print with the #1000 card or what?

Are calculators allowed in the exam hall?

Fynestboi: so?

It's crazy...
it's like working against the candidates.

Dr.'Hesjay:
[color=#631592]Friday, 28th September 2013[/color]

Please could u give me a break down of how the exam format might be like on saturday...
Maybe u could give me a few pointers or areas of concentration for exam...
Thanks.

Fynestboi: iffahear all 60days ui don gv us nko? What were u busy doing?? Waiting for list? I Smh 4 u oo..

I understand ur point...
We were allegely given about 60 days to prepare for an exam with no date tag on it cause it could have been 365 days and suddenly the date is released only to find out ur exam is in about 5 days and also no one is sure what makes one eligible to crown it all we only got about 2 days to print out our exam details cause thats too short what if some of us encounter problems which is inevitable most of d time...

Funny story some people preparing for this exam might end up not writing it...
i pray my previous statement doesn't happen cause i might be one of those persons...

But i got a question for u though...
If UI had scheduled d exam for tomorrow would u still be ready for it?
cause i wouldn't...
What makes u sure u are eligible for d exam?
cause i'm not sure of my eligibility...

I'm not going to complain that the duration for me to prepare is too short...
Whatever UI has decided i can't change it cause they call the shots.

Imma start preparing now...
Cause i haven't read nothing since UI decided to postpone the exam.

This is unfair...
UI giving candidates less than five days to prepare...
I dont know about u but this won't be easy.

Lilly001: Written...100Questions, 25 per subject..90minutes

Please are the questions like those of UTME or more difficult?
Cause duration to study is too short...
Dont know where to start.

cutiedave: hey guys i nid ur help.afta registering 4 d p.ume i realised dat ma passport nd signature was not on d printed slip.plz is dis normal

yep, it's fine...
everyone's printout had no passport and signature too at least mine didn't...
so it's normal.

My goodness...
This thread grows exponential...
Its hard to keep up...
Are u guys trying to set a record or what...
i dont think any thread can beat this...
Slow down people.

Goodday everyone....
Pls, is the change of course form out?
need an answer urgently...
thanks.

Dygeasy: Hello Peeps, The Part About The First And Middle Names Is Confusing o.

E.g. Someone Whose Names Are Shakur Fynestboi Becalina In Jamb, Which One Will Be The First And Middle Name Respectively? Shakur Is The Surname.

On ur UTME slip it is clearly indicated which is ur surname middle and firstname.

SEYI_KP: UI BRANCH

thanks...
that helped.

hi everyone...
i just paid d Admission processing fee at a branch in surulere...
what branch should i write when filling d online form since d post utme info on UI's website only stated banks within UI?
Please, i need an answer...
thanks.

Silas Benjamin: My OLEVELChemistry=B2), (Eng,Maths,Phy,Bio=all B3). MY (JAMB=249). Hw Gud Is Chance For Selection into (U.I) MED.SURG(M.B.B.S), is it(High, Medium or Low)?Awaitin ur Reply......Thanx

if u are ELD u will be shortlisted...
if u are LOCALITY its high...
if its MERIT its LOW...

oladele-luqman:
pls whch bank branch will i write on d teller? Is it dat of u.i, or where i am paying in. NOTE dat d same branch wil stil b asked while online after d name of bank of payment. Am confused 1st choice peepz.

Can someone answer this question please...

Silas Benjamin: My OLEVELChemistry=B2), (Eng,Maths,Phy,Bio=all B3). MY (JAMB=249). Hw Gud Is Chance For Selection into (U.I) MED.SURG(M.B.B.S), is it(High, Medium or Low)?Awaitin ur Reply......Thanx

what are u ELDS/LOCALITY/MERIT?

Dygeasy: I Hope One Can Pay Into Any First Bank Branch. If Yes, On The Website, One Would Be Asked To Select The Bank One Paid Into And The Banks Listed Are UI's Branch. If Its Not UI's Branch One Paid Into, What Would One Do Then?

Responses Please.

Fynestboi: d payment is NATIONWIDE

Dygeasy: I Hope One Can Pay Into Any First Bank Branch. If Yes, On The Website, One Would Be Asked To Select The Bank One Paid Into And The Banks Listed Are UI's Branch. If Its Not UI's Branch One Paid Into, What Would One Do Then?

Responses Please.

On The Website, One Would
Be Asked To Select The Bank One
Paid Into And The Banks Listed
Are UI's Branch...
Anyone got an answer to that.

Zikado: where are d med/surg students herehad 70.38 agg 4rm anambra,wit God am admitted already cos He z d father of al admission.....ping me on 2go Mel872

u are not alone...
u know medicine students we always play smart we sit back relax and allow others post their scores then try to calculate the probable cutt off point...
my agg was lower check my previous post...
some nairalander there claims to ve seen agg of 75,77 etc for MBB so the cut off point should be higher this year i guess...
have u seen higher agg?

this is going to be a long wait for the cut off...

Salzyswaag: oga wat course?

MBBS...
what about u?

engr lucky: Where are Drs Asiko, Max-ben, Oyestephen, Hillsnite, etc. Even if you have not checked your result, just say something. @Salzysaag. Congrats. That was super excellence. By God's grace, it should be able to carry you into unilag. Oga Laboz, engr Rashy, I see you guys oo. Chief Ortarico. All the best at Choba. Good morning all.

Good morning Nairalanderd...
For those of us who have seen our scores come on post it its not to going to change anything....
good luck and God bless...
my agg was 67.25%

Rap maestro: I was able to beat around the first three search with my bag and phone but was denied access with my possession in the next{I WAS THAT GUY THAT VEX AT THOSE FEMALE SECURITIES, I TOLD DEM THAT LAI LAI, I MUST ENTER WITH MY THINGS}, I later succumbed though.. The checking, stop & search was just too much{LIKE SAY WE CAME TO PAY VISIT TO MR. PRESIDENT}.. Well, Na UNILAG na, so, expect strictness.... After I was through, I had to wait additional 2hours before I could retrieve my possession{na luck sef, After we were not allowed to enter again, ONE GUY TOLD HIM PADI TO BRING HIS WALLET BUT THE GUY BROUGHT MINE.. I thank God jorh.. I had already retrieved the bag and the phone that I left on one of their securities who had to collect a meagre sum to release MY THINGS} Anyways, Its gone.. On to the next thing{ADMISSION}.. Amen

what can i say...
crazy story...
how did the exam go?

success with ur result...

DA.MYSTERY.BOY:
D Result Will Be Out B4 1week D Admission List Will 4low Abt 2weeks Later

are u saying ASUU strike will not affect it?

Shoboloyo k: the maths na die

tell me about it...
my math took all the time i had...

Omosivie,:
I wrote my exam yesterday and the maths wasn't funny @ all, even my English language sef.

frankly i had similar issues but i know God is in control
there are some GP questions i cant remember cause they were kinda abstract. i dont get it how do they expect one to ve answers to questions like that. beats me...