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Romance › Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Maxi112: 9:08am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
a lady molesting you sexually? Who will believe you? Oboy, na naija we dey.

How many ladies were jailed for sexual molestation and rape? Abegi

na u dey talk that one.. u never see case,

are u trying to tell me there is no rule of law in Nigeria??

a lady molested u sexually, and u r here telling me a proper court will not allow justice to prevail cause she is a woman huh

I don't believe it

she her self no say u can't give a goat yam to keep for u.. two things must happen.. either the goat eat d yam or d yam eat the goat

she owe u big apology! no offence

Romance › Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Maxi112: 8:51am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
forcefully have my way you said? I never wanna spend the rest of my life in jail.

That is rape for goodness' sake!

what abt her sexually molesting u huh

why not jail her huh

I now see reason why u languishing in a friendzone, u have hug evidence against her to have ur way... is not too late bro.. ignoring her call is a bad idea, just prove to her that u r a man and have her forever

Romance › Re: Beware! Friend Zoning Is Real! (see Photo) by Maxi112: 8:46am On Apr 02, 2016

anochuko01:
Of coz...there's got to be some space now...thank you jaree

bro u still have what it take to win her back! if u still want her back

Romance › Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Maxi112: 8:41am On Apr 02, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
wait until u experience it.. U will know that i am telling the truth

experience ke!

God will not allow that kind of experience come close to me.... cause am not gonno leave without having my way... either by force or anyother means... all i no is that "there must be a way" see one on one goal way u miss and u expect me to clap for u.... U deserve to be arrested for that if this is true

Romance › Re: Beware! Friend Zoning Is Real! (see Photo) by Maxi112: 8:33am On Apr 02, 2016

5 months? way too long bro... U should have known b4 now...

anyway u try... kudos waiting for her to say yezz huh

too much of calling and chatting with ur crush is not good ohhh!!!
give them space

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Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 8:20am On Apr 02, 2016

KingRex1:
u see ursef

baba! it was a bad feeling then

me near weed?? maybe na my photocopy

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Romance › Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Maxi112: 8:17am On Apr 02, 2016

enjoy ur brother friend zone embarassed

at list u for make attempt op!

anyway! thanks for d joke

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 6:55am On Apr 02, 2016

KingRex1:
You rock bro! Yabaleft go soon find u come

no be small rocking that day..

after d rocking I send two days for hospital b4 I recover my self...

from that till now, I don't just see food eat

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 11:30pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hahahahaha, follow me jare make we go hold siff for that her new thread

pilot mk dey go there

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 11:19pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hahahahaha, don't worry bro. I have seen it.

They ban her former. I did it and same thing I'm also gonna do to this her new moniker. except the mods won't do their job.

it has been taken care of, don't worry ur self

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 11:07pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
Ahhhhh, serious?
What's her new moniker?

make I mention u there

na vahala3

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 11:02pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hahahahahahahshahahaha
You mean WORLD RENOWNED REAL ESTATE AGENT, jade?

lolzzz
she done create another monika ni
she can never change

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 10:50pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hahahahahaha, you see better thing you they run.

Just that I have sworn never to have anything again to do with ladies on nairaland, if not I wouldnt have mind placing a crown on her head. She is damn intelligent mehn.

KingRex1 oya come carry fine babe estharfabian ooo. maxi112 say na you like better things.

agent!

give am free of charge

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 10:49pm On Apr 01, 2016

JSayin:
"Thou shall not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain...." - 3rd Commandment

where did I use it in vain huh

plz tell me

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 10:29pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
hahahahahahaha, you told this man she is an albino?

She isn't, she is just light skinned and very pretty.

I'm gonna woo her for you. serious and not e-wooing o

Hehehehehe

hahahah

see ur life, someone that no her bera is telling u she's albino and ur here doubting it, I pray u see things from my own perspective then u will understand where am head to!

sorry! I hv engaged someone else... woo her for kingrex2 he so much in to Albions.. don't lie

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 10:12pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hahahaha, proof? which proof do you seek?

Hehehe, sure we all have fantastic offline personalities.
I was just saying she isn't a daft like most nairaland ladies, e.g jade, etc.

She schools and stay in calabar and she is also an OAP, and she is light skin and pretty, not forgetting, very intelligent.

So won't you Mary her this year or you fear independent ladies?

not really bro!

I don't just like Albions... a big turn off to me

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 10:00pm On Apr 01, 2016

JSayin:
I attended. I will marry in 2099

may it remain permanent IJN amen

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 9:58pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hahahahahahahahaha

Me ke?

I would e-reject even if she adds 1million to it.

Though I have come to notice she does have a fantastic offline personality.

show me prove or I don't blv it

everybody here do have a fantastic offline personality not just only her!

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 9:20pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hahahahahaha, you just remember me something?
Where Estharfabian the ALBINO ?
And who she dey woo?

she never make choice yet!

maybe u

Romance › Re: What Do You Think About Girls Who Make The First Move? by Maxi112: 9:18pm On Apr 01, 2016

Maamin:
Even if na Dangote daughter?

joke apart!
who ever its, I will turn her down...

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 8:53pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
Ahhh, you mean maxi112 is a weed smoker?

see me see wahala! shy u won invente new name for me like them do for albino huh

e no go work for u

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 8:50pm On Apr 01, 2016

KINGinVALHALA3:
Hehehehehe, e be like say I go join you go do same o

bro u need it, Just coming back right now

Jokes Etc › Re: If You Attended A Birthday Like This, You Should Be Married By Now by Maxi112: 8:49pm On Apr 01, 2016

KingRex1:
Maxi112 been high dat day. The nigga took weed.

hhahahahah! bro u just remind me the first day I mistakenly ate rice prepared with weed

brother I was busy dancing "Nigeria jaga jaga" like never b4

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