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DharmyYinks:
Kikikiki... wait ooo!
Hit her hard For wer??

ask her she go tell u

ellacute45:
why you come change the pix I talk say na joke.. You come take am serious smh!!

why won't I take it serious


I even like what u did..

I pray make u do same for this one make I change again

ellacute45:
hit me hard to a land of no return

nope


I will just make u orgasm like never be 4

iambibi:
... Lolz... Sure, ... Tnks.... No drinks?...

I have hollandia yogurt with me here... do u care for?

Oliviaarims:
CONTENDER NO 2 WOOING REFINER


[b]
With blood pumping in my heart. I am wishing to express my sincere
wholeheart and mind to purify your soul. Without having to beat about
the bush , am a guy of my word and not someone who will go on
deceiving you. my sincere apptitude since I know. You is that am very
much in love with you and it will be a things of peace and tranquility
if you accept my request to date you. Moreover telling you that I will
never break your heart or make you angry is all about deceiving you.
Mistake are bound to happen but I will promise a swift resolve of any
arising matter . Moreover this is not about giving you a fake word of
fantasy . It is about been crazily in love with you . Lastly ,the
present is the panacea to the future . I promise to try my best in
making our present the panacea of the future, by making sure our dream
are realized and been a role model to the future life. May the lord
grant you the kindness to accept me and also the grace to keep my
promise[/b]

bro at list u r sincere... simple I love u will go a long

I still smell edegbe here

DharmyYinks:
Kikikikiki... My guy sharply change dp.. u no wan mak we see d edegbe slippers


Ellacute45... u just tampered with a niggas self-esteem

not really dude!


my pic are all cute, she just wanna drag unnecessary attention to it

me just waiting to hit her hard

iambibi:
. Am sooo gud... Really having fun! By d way tnks for d food.. Oya trow it away devil don taste am....

I see that from a far


do u care for popcorn?

ellacute45:
and your edegbe azonto slippers via your pix.. Just joking

shay u won drow attention go my pic?

no wahala I dey wait for u

ellacute45:
and your edegbe azonto slippers via your pix.. Just joking

yes caus that is what I can afford...


I challenge u to put ur pix

iambibi:
lwkmdooo... i don laff troway food oo

pick d food

don't u no our economy is bad?

how are u doing to night?

Oliviaarims:
CONTENDER NO 4 WOOING ADAURE4EVER


Hi adaure,how're you doing? Guess you're good... Usually I don't do this often but when I see a lady who's worth it,I'd take my chances. I go by the name and ever since I set my eyes on your picture,my mind's been playing mad tricks on me.
I'm currently in a fix and of course it hurts,not having the perfect medium to convey these thoughts of mine to you.

I aint here to bore you with sweet empty nothings but that being said,I must confess that you're gorgeous. It would be a crime on my part if I fail to appreciate your beauty;a perfect piece of craftmanship made by God in heaven.

You got fine white bright eyes clear like crystals,perfect white dentition like they were carved out of ivory,pink luscious lips and I'm wondering if they taste like candy,cute pretty face,a pair of firm large bosoms,sexy hips with an ass shaped like onion and of course,a body to die for;why won't I want you? Trust me when I say that you're the baddest thing I've ever seen in a pair of jean trousers and I mean it.

I aint got the world but if I did,it would be all for you.
I like to take things nice and slow so,I'm here thinking... How about if we exchanged PMs,digits, and I call you up? We could go do lunch or dinner a couple of times you know,dance salsa together during my salsa classes,share a few jokes over some bottles of drinks and possibly get to know ourselves better.

And if it all goes well,we could become more than friends;more like an item. So,I'm asking: would you mind teaching me how to love you,respect you and adore you? I promise that I'd place no one above you,I'd tell the world about you,and show you that I love you... Lest I forget,I love your NL signature;don't you think it would be nice if it's all about "You and I"?

My apologies for coming in late;I was taught to save the best things for last;Watcha think? *winks*

carry her dey go no look bck

U done win, I give her to u... take her and do whatever that pleases u

KINGinVAHALA2:
Hahahahahahahaha
Bros nor vex na
with the situation of things here, one oxygen can't secure a man

another man done drop edegbe line

Oliviaarims:
Contender No 2 wooing Adaure4ever




[b][color=#0000nwa.
My dear Adaure,

The stargirl of Nairaland!
It's no mistake that we're five contending for your love.
Nne, that is because you're the most beautiful and hottest lady on Nairaland!
It may sound funny and perhaps, illogical, narrating how I'd fallen in
love with you suddenly. Yesterday, I was just here and you there just
as any female Nairalander and today I've fallen head over heels in
love with you. My reasons are simple and defined;

When I first saw your profile picture, my day was lightened up.
You have the most cheerful smile, the noblest personality, the
sweetest, most loving heart I have ever known, and my love, my
reverence,
my admiration for you increased in
one minute as I should have thought only a lifetime of intimate,
loving association could have increased them. Each passing day, you
never fail to prove to a million Nairalanders that beauty is not only
facial but also cerebral
You've got beauty and brain!
The more time I spend looking at your DP, the more wonderful and
lovely you become in my eyes than you ever were before. In your smile,
I get my sunshine, and even in your anger, you're still beautiful. You
are more valuable to me than my naira and dollars, that's why on every
page of my post, i can't resist singing your name.
My love, my heart beats to the rhythm of your name every second of my
life and my pride, joy
and gratitude will be fully manifest that day you will accept to love
me, even if it's half as I do love you.

Omalicha ada...

Oyoyo nwa[/color][/b]

there is a big difference btw woo and story...

woo means make her fall for u not telling us how u view her pix...

Diddyydiva:
oh!!

I really need it.

Thanks

u are wlc!

MrsPhyno:
Wow Attolia. The fact that you read my posts makes me question your taste but is also very very flattering....

Very sweet lol.

na the choose one be this?

KINGinVAHALA2:
Hahahahahaha You sure say oxygen for reach your hand again so? Because me wan use the 2 available

chai baba!
na so u hate me reach... so u want this guys to kill me there line Abi
oya clear make I run go house

LastMumu:
Abeg I wan woo MrsPhyno. All these guys with their wacky lines don't deserve her one bit!

"I opened ur profile...I tripped....
And when I saw your profile,I died,I woke and I died again...." WTF is this?

where have u been all this while?


shay u won kill those guys joy this night...


I'm watching u with 3D

Diddyydiva:


Nothing wey we no go see for nl

am really catching my fun here oh
do u care for popcorn

[quote author=naijaboiy post=44138785][/quote]bro u try!


but must u tear heaven b4 she go no say u love am?
abeg leave our heaven alone oh and do ur love

Estharfabian:
Friction ko! edition ni!
LoL! I'm not Albino!

but some one called u albino yesterday?

how am I sure u are not albino? prove it

Diddyydiva:
Na she be 'alarinna'

some guys eh

U need to flog sense enter there head b4 then go do waiting them ask them to do

U leave person way u dey woo begin woo another person...

him won use 1 stone kill two bird!

black man

Estharfabian:
TFU!!

albino u are highly welcome to todays ediction

KINGinVAHALA2:
Hahahaha, me don already put on mine ooo
I dey come with your own, sire

baba this people no go kill me for here


plz give me my oxygen

Smellymouth:

that guy yesterday done invente new name for her

Neyoor:
yes, the fun here is 2nd to none

wow!
I agree with u today's own is way beta
so why did u back down from wooing ur crush here?

Oliviaarims:
Contender No 1 wooing MrsPhyno



[b]
MrsPhyno

It was a thursday, when I saw your picture. . . pretty.

Checked your post, was so impressed. . . brainy.

Pretty and brainy is the definition of you.
It dawned on me,
that you are the one for me.

Been imagining ''you and I'' for the future.
For you I'll gladly act a fool, I'm so sure.

Thought to chat you up.
But what to say. . . prolly won't be new to you.

Sure you've gotten lotta compliments 'bout being so beautiful.

So I held on, till naijaboiy came up with wooing ish. . .knew it was
my cue. . . to let you know. . .

Obi'm, my heart yearns for you.
Like salt and water in the sea - let's be together, true.


Ma cherie, you the one I long for. . .the one I've got hots for, mi amor.


So here it is, Nonye. . .my very own onyinye. . .

Omalicha, ahuru m gi nanya. . .
Babe you set my soul on fire (oliviaarims, put a grin emoticon here)

Will you let me be the one, please?
Be the name on your pretty fine lips?

Let me be the reason for the smile on your face. . .and the erection
of your tips. (oliviaarims, put a grin emoticon here)

I wanna be THE MAN, and your Guardian angel.
What do you say, girl?
[/b]

see ur life! U dey drive motor dey tell another person to press stop for u... kinginvahala2

abeg give me that oxygen.... U try but oliviaariams name done spoil am... cause no be she u dey woo

KINGinVAHALA2:
Hahahahahahahaha. I blame internet sha.

baba
where u keep that oxygen?

we fit need am this night oh

angelberry! do u care for popcorn?

Neyoor:
I'm suped, how has been ur day?

my was good!



hope u really catching fun here?

halfricanadian:
dance!!!!!

u want make them laugh me?

Diddyydiva:
The two of you tried

You didn't.

Thumbs up

wow.... am flattered!

thanks dear!

both line was complicated for her

Neyoor:
No problem bro!. How r u today?

am cool and u?