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Christianity EtcRe: What Does Heaven Look Like? by Maxtipulation(m): 10:54am On Jul 07, 2024
Creamypie:
When you die, u become dust again. B4 u came to earth, u weren't in heaven, u were dust.
The body was dust but the spirit is not, when you die you body 'yes' will become dust again but your spirit was with God and your life style will determine whether your spirit will return to heaven or hell

Stop skipping Sunday school
Christianity EtcRe: What Does Heaven Look Like? by Maxtipulation(m): 10:48am On Jul 07, 2024
Dshocker:
The only heaven is the one on earth, there is nothing like after life.

No Evidence 🧠
Jehovah witness spotted

Where is your kingdom hall located?
Christianity EtcRe: What Does Heaven Look Like? by Maxtipulation(m):
In Jehovah witness doctrine they believe hell is not real and heaven is this very earth we are living in and they, Jehovah witness will inherit the earth as their heaven

But for me heaven is in your heart, how your heart is, is how your heaven will be

Biblically, heaven is divided into three places 1st, 2nd and 3rd

1st heaven, is the earth we are living in

2nd heaven, is the outer space the cosmos or universe biblically, is where demons live

3rd heaven, is where God live

So, the question should be where is the 3rd heaven?
PoliticsRe: First Lady Unveils Vegetable Garden At State House (Picture) by Maxtipulation(m): 10:27am On Jul 07, 2024
allthingsgood:
Yes.
Clown 🤡
PoliticsRe: Nze Chidi Duru: Nigerians Will Re-Elect Tinubu In 2027 by Maxtipulation(m): 8:59am On Jul 07, 2024
Rigging boasting assurance (RBA)
HealthRe: Man Jumps Into Osun River After Complaining About Hardship by Maxtipulation(m): 8:55am On Jul 07, 2024
IkeAbuja:
I don't have money to sponsor myself back to school. Sir/ma will you sponsor me please I will be grateful to you
Do I look like your popsi (do I)?
Do I look like your popsi (do I)?
Do I look like I give a fu*k?
I don't give a shot, obata osu
PoliticsRe: First Lady Unveils Vegetable Garden At State House (Picture) by Maxtipulation(m): 8:48am On Jul 07, 2024
allthingsgood:
You that has job but hungry, how are u betterhuh
Why are you imposing your hunger mentally on me...do I look like Ebin pa wa Emilokon Abobaku 10k teargas custom rice bandits to you?
PoliticsRe: First Lady Unveils Vegetable Garden At State House (Picture) by Maxtipulation(m): 7:14am On Jul 07, 2024
What joblessness can cause
CultureRe: Igbos Share Ancestral Links With Yorubas, But Many Don’t Know – Ooni Ogunwusi by Maxtipulation(m): 7:12am On Jul 07, 2024
CoronaVirusPro:
Igbos are descendants of Jews.

Even though Netanyahu tries to deny, it can not be wiped off history.

Yoruba’s gave Igbo the South-East which they presently claim as home now.

A day will come when they will go reclaim their land in Israel, and so shall a day come when their tenancy will expire and Yoruba’s will reclaim the South-East.
Stop drinking too much Goldberg is making you to hallucinate

CultureRe: Igbos Share Ancestral Links With Yorubas, But Many Don’t Know – Ooni Ogunwusi by Maxtipulation(m):
The man should stop drinking to much Goldberg is making him talk anyhow on that throne

Unity beggers
CrimeRe: Lagos State Neighborhood Safety Corps Apprehends Rapist And Burglar by Maxtipulation(m): 6:59am On Jul 07, 2024
Tjra:
In a related incident, one Mr Chidera Ogu (20) of no fixed address has been arrested by Officers of the Lagos Island command of the LNSC while burgling a house.


cry

You came to Lagos in search of a good life yet this is how you repay your hosts.

If Lagos is not working for you, why not return home and start farming?
The man who confessed to the crime and mentioned that he was not operating alone said he had handed over the sum of 350, 000 stolen from the crime scene at Omididun Street to Malik his accomplice.

Your type are those that wash outside of a cup and not wash the inside...hypocrisy

So, his accomplice MALIK from Ogbomosho that came to flood HQ Lagos through danfo, you did not see that one to mention abi? because he is an Abobaku like you

Ode
RomanceRe: Do Men Prefer Dating Bigger Girls? by Maxtipulation(m): 9:50pm On Jul 06, 2024
Real men eat flesh not bone
PoliticsRe: National Grid collapses fourth time in 2024 by Maxtipulation(m): 9:24pm On Jul 06, 2024
Nigeria is a child conceived through In vitro fertilization (IVF) by a surrogate mother
PoliticsRe: National Grid collapses fourth time in 2024 by Maxtipulation(m): 9:15pm On Jul 06, 2024
National grid is doing DOBALE for the fourth time in city boy administration grin
HealthRe: Man Jumps Into Osun River After Complaining About Hardship by Maxtipulation(m): 9:11pm On Jul 06, 2024
kareemkamil:
Instead of suicide, go back to ur village & start farming.
This one he did is ok better than Fulani killing him in his farm

People are dying too much in this country so I've run out of RIP maybe next time
HealthRe: Man Jumps Into Osun River After Complaining About Hardship by Maxtipulation(m): 9:02pm On Jul 06, 2024
IkeAbuja:
Yoruba Igbo or Hausa all [b]live [/b]matters✊ STOP the hate and attack. RIP to the dead. Great Nigerian youths it's time to take the bulls by the horn... remember you might be the next victim...#reality001
Aunty, kindly go back to school it's life not live
HealthRe: Man Jumps Into Osun River After Complaining About Hardship by Maxtipulation(m): 8:57pm On Jul 06, 2024
After voting his demigod into power...chai
Foreign AffairsRe: Reformist Masoud Pezeshkian Elected Iran's President by Maxtipulation(m): 8:53pm On Jul 06, 2024
Isreal will kill this one again unless they stop using proximity warfare tactics
PoliticsRe: Beg Nigerian Govt Or Die In Jail – Primate Ayodele To Nnamdi Kanu by Maxtipulation(m): 8:24pm On Jul 06, 2024
Abdul05:
Look at this prophet...

When we labelled someone as a terrorist ,surely the person is good as a walking dead .. grin

But if you sald kanu's own would not be an exception..Just know that you are fooling urself..

His case is grave and hopless.. grin grin
Hopeless like your fathers right?
CelebritiesRe: New Video Of Tiwa Savage Causes Stir Online (pictures And Video) by Maxtipulation(m): 5:59pm On Jul 06, 2024
Ol shocked sho
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s 4.5GW Electricity Generation Is Shameful, Says Tinubu by Maxtipulation(m): 1:44pm On Jul 06, 2024
See who's taking?
EducationRe: 12 Emotional And Historical Photos Of Then Vs Now by Maxtipulation(m):
This ones in Lagos has been demolished no plan, no continuity
Foreign AffairsRe: Ronald Lamola: Meet SA's New Minister Of Foreign Affairs - Aged 40 (PICS) by Maxtipulation(m): 11:22am On Jul 06, 2024
Can't happen in my corn3
PoliticsRe: Ondo Amotekun Officers Injured In Clash With Suspected Herdsmen by Maxtipulation(m): 10:28am On Jul 06, 2024
Is just siblings fight nothing serious...next
HealthRe: ₦50k Beer Drinking Challenge At Ariaria, Aba (Video, Photos) by Maxtipulation(m): 10:26am On Jul 06, 2024
oladipupo2234:
This people and bear. Is it a curse.

Little wonder their gbajue messiah established a bear factory instead of building quality infrastructure so they could drink to death.
Abobaku and sachet gin (shepe) is it a curse?

Little wonder their ancestral fathers established Goldberg beer factory in and around sad waste instead of building quality life style for them so they could drink to stupor

HealthRe: ₦50k Beer Drinking Challenge At Ariaria, Aba (Video, Photos) by Maxtipulation(m): 10:09am On Jul 06, 2024
Alliswell248:
Legacy of Peter Obi...
Investing 30 million in a beer business.

No wonder, most of them talk nonsense online.
Abobaku, what can you say about this Yoruba legacy and national beer?

Werey, you see you and your Kinsmen are the ones talking nonsense online

HealthRe: ₦50k Beer Drinking Challenge At Ariaria, Aba (Video, Photos) by Maxtipulation(m): 10:02am On Jul 06, 2024
Hahahaha

Abia people are lively and funny people
CrimeRe: Murder Cases In Nigeria By Geo Political Zones by Maxtipulation(m): 9:54am On Jul 06, 2024
Obierika:
We know you're a dunce but you do not need to come provide incontrovertible evidence to prove it!

CultureRe: Ikwerres Deny Ancestral Affiliation With South-East by Maxtipulation(m): 9:09am On Jul 06, 2024
Who need them before?
CrimeRe: Murder Cases In Nigeria By Geo Political Zones by Maxtipulation(m):
God bless South East and South South
PoliticsRe: LASG Apologises To Residents For Severe Flooding, Blames It On Nature by Maxtipulation(m): 7:16pm On Jul 05, 2024
kayperry:
what some of you are good at is making baseless accusations and rant .. if dem ask you to point out the area the supposed selective and witchhunt is carried out now ... it will become evident all tribe were affected

Alaba rago was demolish, e no go trend but the moment emeka as shop in that area ... it is witch hunt & selective
Why not use the same energy to demand an apology from soludo for the demolition in Anambra .... hypocrite
FYI, Anambra demolition was not a selective, witch-hunt demolition in which no particular tribe was diplomatically and bigotry targeted

Reason no house, properties is or was Submerged by flood in Anambra, all we just have is normal flood caused by nature

But the one happening in Lagos now is as a result of tears from families rendered homeless after using their hard earn money to build or buy a roof under their head

Only for them to be a victim of tribal and politically inclined guerrilla warfare caused by Post-traumatic election syndrome (PTES) also known as fear of the unknown in a layman terms

Ask your self with all the demolitions LASG carried out why is the flood more this year than the previous ones?

I leave you with that thought.
PoliticsRe: LASG Apologises To Residents For Severe Flooding, Blames It On Nature by Maxtipulation(m): 5:24pm On Jul 05, 2024
LASG should rather tender their apology to victims of the selective and witch-hunt demolition they did and make a restitution if not the more this people cry the more the flood will continue to ravage the whole of Lagos

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