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erisegun:
oh! Blood of samson! D lecturer scratch body tire eh! Na him frnds4 sch go buy 5ltrs of red oil to pour4 body* d guy later land4 hospital* students wicked o! Choi

D guy just dy shout*"egba mi o,moo ku o,moo dan ran,moo gbe" cum see as we laff tire*

Haaa So pathetic! But d lecturer go wicked too jare...Maybe e don do students strong tin

cutieemperorh:
So u don't know what it means to "Ring" a gal... Na u funny pass...

Make I c u make u carry wiffy for here...E be like say u get strong head U think say na so den dey snatch boo for here...Waa ri mi wo bi ibon

erisegun:
lolzzzzzzz!!! U wnt wetin hapen to one of my lecturer4 sch in 2011 hapen to me abi

If d lecturer hear werepe leave eh,d guy dy tear race

Lmao! I fear dat werepe ehnnn

erisegun:
*spreads agbalumo leaves*sips origin*dis film go sweet die*


"Battle for love"

Y not werepe leaves dis time around na

Chinks:
Eeeya.... Thank God you made it this time.

Thanks bro

cutieemperorh:
Bros wetin, u be MOD ni, abi u be MOPOL, abi na SOLDIER u be... No dey threaten me for here ooo... Cos I'm a goal getter, and whenever I set a goal, I must to achieve it, @lagmostkuit is my goal now and I'm getting her.... Sha! U don ring her ni, abi u don marry her, u come dey form "yemi-my-lover here"...park well abeg, Mind u, u lost her the moment I liked her....

Ring her Shey she be water WELL wey den dey ring ni Lmao! funny dudes everywhere

Chinks:
hmmmmm.....

I didnt receive my own during my own time...'twas paid around last year July/Aug asking us to send our account details to different nos and I went to d SIWES unit at Obakekere to drop my account details (cos I was in skul dat time cos most of my set came to collect their call-up letters but I was unable to go due to carelessness of my dept)...

Ademat7:
The party is a nice concept but hope no b gay party whr guy go X3 d no of babes,I need to sue DG on why we hv more male corp member to female

U fit carry ur own babe come now once u're ready to pay for two...it's allowed bro

Chinks:
Thanks bro....I graduated from FUTA.... Enterprise bank.

They wont pay to all of u guys...U're among d lucky ones that would receive dat money bro...I graduated from FUTA too (though I did my IT in 2012) and they only paid d money to 25% of my class....So, thank ur stars bro

leemah4u:
if dem no trow me to far place

**Modified**
If you wanna pay for d party,make a payment of 3.5k (2k for t-shirts and 1.5k for ticket) to this account: Ajayi Mayowa A. 0035725557...GTB...Then send ur t-shirt details (i.e Moniker,color)and size(Large,medium or small) to this no: 08098699769

sheyman4phy:
Pls let's all come out of our shell and clarify this issue of seeing signature on dashboard o,cos me dey hear am for the first time
What I know is that their is a message that says "invalid signature"create one now.

It's not possible for signature to be seen on d dashboard bro

Kindy:
My call up no begins with 000, hope no problem? What does urs begin with. .

Abeg make una no laugh me if the question appears silly, I don miss service about 4 times.....u know naa if u hv been there...ensuring all Tees (Ts) are crossed...lol!

Y should u bother urself about dat? D most important thing is dat u were given a call-up no...mine begins with 000 too...cheers pls

sheyman4phy:
I bought the singlet for 1k

Ok

leemah4u:
I ll buy anoda brand to be on a safe side

That's better dear

leemah4u:
my friend used dat in camp B14. Nd na Wetin I buy be dat

Different camps with different rules my dear...I pray they dont reject it in ur camp

sheyman4phy:
Do u have the idea of the price?

#1,500 sir

sheyman4phy:
Ok bro...my problem now is that I don't know which product is the best in terms of quality,we have 3 main types:LUX,COMFORT,CADINAL...I don't know whc to go for

If I were u,i'll go for LUX

sheyman4phy:
I HATE round neck...make dem take V-neck for camp na

Sheyman baba...u fit buy v-neck too...but they usually give us roundneck in camp...just make sure say e no expose ur chest (dat info must be for female ooo)

joyjoomla:
Hello pals pls I need urgent response

1. Can d t-shirt b v-neck
2. Can d short b of any material, like chinos, jeans etc, if no what is d acceptabl material.
2b. Can d short b a combat aswell
The issue wt me is am a long man so ma siezer is nt easily found. **dont laff oo**
Pls am shoping I need ya reply

Cc: everybody
Doublezero7
Kingphilip
Mayorsweet
Erisegun
Sleekyonys
Sodiqyinka
Babatawa
Owliver

Bro
1. Buy a roundneck t-shirts cos we'll be given the same in camp;prolly LUX (3 in 1)
2. U can buy shorts of any material be it jeans or chinos (but make sure it is white ooo)
2b. Combats? Am not sure of that one sha...y not buy a straight shorts...ur waist pouch shall serve as ur save nw

obami007:
. Bro,pls I used d digital signature stuff instead of d scanned signature because d scanned signature was above 7kb,,,,,,,,d digital signature I used looked a bit like my signature because it wasn't perfect,,,,,I hope der is no probs? Tanks

Once there's nothing like "no valid signature" on ur dashboard any longer,u dont av any probes bro

ncpat:
Do I need to make a payment? and I do I know that my submission want through cos whenever i click submit button, the system always logged me out

Yea...u'll pay #3,045 for it(u'll do d payment using ur Atm card or someone else's own)...go to an accredited cyber cafe and they'll put u 2ru...U av 3 days left to do this,so d earlier,d better...good luck!

Ccanyanwu:
Please famz, how true is it that we have to upload our signatures again?

Very true...check ur dashboard using ur e-mail u used for ur reg and if u see "no valid signature there",then u av to rescan and upload ur signature again (not more than 7kb),but if there's nothing like dat,u av no probes

ncpat:
please guys What is the procedure for those of us seeking for NYSC exemption?

U'll do ur normal registration like other PCM's and when d call-up letter comes out,u'll print out ur exemption letter in lieu of d call-up letter

Goldpeas:
thank you all for the comment ..
sleekyonyx
joyjoomla
kingphilip
mayorsweet
erisegun

it seems my Bro's ATM card is in trouble!!lol

hows your day going??

U're welcome bro

Electronzeez:
Ti ba mue, wa mope olohun okola


Any working days na monday for yoruba ppl na
Sho get e.


Good morning capt mayor, same to you sir.

Pinkie fe pinmi lemi nio

hehehe

sheyman4phy:
Happy married Life to Richybanky!!!

Sheyman,dis ur April fool ehnnn

Electronzeez:
Osaro monday pinkie

Kilode

Monday ke Zeez u're funny...today na Wesday na...Morning and happy new month to you bro

Ogbenijhybo:
bro... was waiting for election to end ooo. I only have my Cardigan but I've spotted, priced and asked the seller to keep a waist bag for me at Sango. the waist bag be like school bag black n big! I chose the big one so that I can go around with plate

As I dey see u,u go like food gannnnn

Goldpeas:
hello guys , happy new month ,

happy new government,

welcome to the era of change,

camp on my healthy mind!!!

please, make una answer this question oh,

"can someone make NYSC online registration payment with any ATM card even if it is not mine??"

Goldpeas bro...U can use it but dont forget to take d phone in which that person receives alert with u cos a code will be sent to d phone that u'll input when doing d payment...Happy new month to u bro...Thank God for d new dawn in 9ja!

RFella:
Me too oh....am a navy seal in the lord's army, so we don't need to suck blood....lolsss

Correct bro

sheyman4phy:
Good morning my e-family,its been a while missed u guys a lot,hope we are all good.my absence here was caused majorly by the just concluded presidential election all through I was busy praying that nothing happens and glory be to God it went peacefully and to crown the reason for my absence all my phone crashed yesterday(so painful)now we I AM BACK!!!
N.B:Happy new month to u all and congrats to the president elect(Sai Baba)...special shout out to my goons:
Richybanky(paddie of life)
Doublezero7
Judith(sweetheart mi)
Noordean
Sleekonyx
Mayorseat
Babatawa
Pinkie
Walexy
Mzjaney
Tolustx
Shego...etc
Sorry if I couldn't remember ur name or moniker.
This list will not be complete without greeting the Boss of life in the house @Sodiqyinka God bless you real good bro for putting smiles on our faces.
And to the only female physicist colleague in the house(Buate)...sorry I can't remember ur moniker now.

Thanks Sheyman baba ooo....I knw u wanted to write Mayorsweet though...Happy new month to u sir!

Ogbenijhybo:
This space is for you super guys:

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Mzjaney (my hummingbird)
Sleekyonyx
Pinkiepetite
Electronzeez
Mayorsweet
Babatawa
Gracyel
Erisegun
Judith
Pretty3
Owliver
Kingphilip
Tolustx
Harry
Richybanky
Dexcira
Sheyman4phy
Rmfunky

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Ogbenijhybo...i really appreciate d acknowledgement....Thank you sir!