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SINZ:
Baba I don laff taya for this thread


OP and Jack wan kee pesin!

Lol, me sef don laugh tire reading those 'em comments... Funny AF!!!

SINZ:
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Lol, Baba how far you now??

Jacksparr0w1207:
Brainless

Lol, ah don laugh sotey pepper don enter my nose...

jonaifame22:
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, how was ur night and I hope u're in a place where u're exchanging service for money.


Shoutout to my female friends worldwide and male friends too, butchcassidy,classcaptain,obontami,berlynn,lepasharon,dacbloggger,sinaj,mcbrooklyn,vaselinecrew as a label and as a mother fvckn crew.


I wan to air my mind cos konji is not good at all, konji is dangerous, everyday I always pray that may konji not lemme rape somebody's daughter because konji is terrible in it's workings.


Do you know that konji is a condition that u can not cast and bind, even when u use the name of jesus, and also do u know that no amount of fastn and prayer is enough to subdue konji, it is not something u can cure via spiritual exercise, cos it attacks both the righteous and the sinner, I wonder how the lord coped when he was on earth for 35yrs evn though mary magdalene who is a prostitute and a runz gal always chill wth him.

Dis deadly condition has made some men stoop so low to rape animals, all dis goats and chickens know wat I'm saying cos they are always at the receiving end of this konji tormented people, I remember in my secondary school days as a boarder some boiz hve gone to the extent where they bore a hole on their matress at the position where their private part is and they'll rub vaseline inside the hole and at midnight when all Is calm and quiet they'll sexually molest their mattress
Chai a mattress for that matter so even non living things cannot rest when some people get oppressed by konji. Chai!

This same konji we're talkn abt has made vaseline very expensive dis days cos of the boiz who belong to the vaseline crew fraternity, u won't believe that the vaseline and baby jelly companies have made millions cos vaseline is in high demand courtesy the vaseline crew, those company's will be wondering wh vaseline is in demand when harmattan is not out for 12 months a year, Not to forget the team cumcumber gals who always have cucumber chilln wth them like 1 and 1 in number eleven all dis is happening in the bid to settle the unending score wth konji.



Some niggers have even gone as far as peepn through a bathroom door to see a woman bathing cos they wanna view the female human body parts and by so doing they're trying to tell us that the diagram of a female human body in biology textbook is either incomplete or not real enough. I weep for my konji tormented people.

Konji is heartless, konji is cold and ruthless, it visits u without any prior notice, it attacks both in the day and in the night and even midnight is not left out. Lord pls save ur children.


The side effects of konji is highlighted below.


1) It causes mental unproductivity, and this happens cos when konji attacks a person, as long as konji is still around, u can think of nothing else apart frm sex and some will resort to watchn mojo. Wth their vaseline at hand.


2) It confuses it's victims, check out countless threads abt pvssy all em boiz coming out to throw shades at pvssy that it use to smell, yet this boiz will keep sendn ceaseless pm to gals, forgettn that they've bad mouthed their pvssy at one time or the other.


3)It causes restlessness, both in the day time and night time, cos some people's dick will jus be erect and stand very strong sometimes at mid night like the community vigilante group cos their dick will refuse to be consoled cos of the way that konji has overwhelmed it, this same restlessness will make them storm the road even in the hot sun to go and loook for a gal many miles away.


4) It causes matured men to allow small gals disrespect dem jus because they want to chook their preek inside her toto. Chai konji buh why?


5) It has made our young ladies see cucumber as more than jus a fruit buh rather a friend indeed or betterstill a close companion.




What is the way forward?

Some have said when u feel konji disturbing ur mortal body jus go and take a bath, if that is the cure then someone like me as to go wth wth a bucket everywhere I go. Cos I'll bath sotey I'll change frm chocolate colour to halfcast cos I've washed all my skin pigmentations away, chai konji but why? I've fvcked on the staircase not minding who will catch me and the gal, I've fvcked at ekosodin primary at uniben at 9pm not even mindn if aye boiz will cut my preek if they catch me, lol although that was before the boy became a Men.


I remember when one gal won't lemme fvck her pvssy buh she said I can fvck her laps, well, I had to manage it like that wth the help of the olive oil I applied on the laps, abi wetin man go do, a beggar has no choice



How can konji be conquered pls I need answers, pls watch out for the continuing series lemme do my reasearch.



Lemme come and be going cos I'm coming back again

Boss of life, I hail Ooo...

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]that's good

Baba i see am oh [/color]

Lol, all those Jambites claiming to be graduates matter for this Nairaland tire person sef... Imagine

savagefinder:
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We were in romance section buying food ooh then one person just run pass, someone then shouted "make una catch am ooh" and mc.brooklyn followed the person...

Ambulance has carry the person here...

https://www.nairaland.com/3642416/nairalanders-having-sex/1#53931496

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Lol, thanks for featuring me Bro...

collins0032:
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Oga, why you dey edit my post and writing your whatever there now??

Bumbae1:
Ahh jude hates me oo

Lol, wetin you do Jude now??

Bumbae1:
Oga .. no worry i will tax all those forming RICH on Nl .. ( just small funds for those on 24 hours lockdown ) u know we haveserious cases
u will be on high table when we open up .. u n a few others .. so u can refer patients to us

Lol, I'm very sure Jude is gonna donate some funds outta his N18M... And few others too


Lol, it's gonna be nice working with you sha...