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BeeBeeOoh:
Leave that oyinbo man na sapele weed e take na em come dey make am reason very hiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhh but e tey I repent oh, no be today thing nah

LOL... Ah know say that man don take something na why hin dey talk like that...

You?? Repent?? E sure me say you for don sin wella after that time sef...

BeeBeeOoh:
u no serious, we seminarians don't know such things

LOL... You better repent, Bruv... You never hear the world go end for September 23rd??

dmcdad:
I do bad? Abi wetin dey wrong to give person wetin she want? Is that bad?

LOL... E no bad na... The Lord is your strength...

Freeman59:
Naija Girls use that line a lot

dmcdad:
As in... I free the road to redemption.

LOL... Badt guy, make you no forget say you sef go born pikin ooo

falconey:


Hustle don pay?

dmcdad:
Dildó keh...! With my.... Abeg oooooooo.

dmcdad:
After the next time... She start to dey thank me ni. Say I don free her.

You con free her after that one??

dmcdad:
Nah nah nah... I am a good guy. Still a virgin sef. We just spend the night doing choir rehearsals. I be organist, so we just dey do voice training and all.

LOL... Badt man, na so na... Make you sha dey play sef... This your shakara sef, you never jam correct girl wey go cut your dick comot con turn am to dîldo...

dmcdad:
Okay bro...

Continuation from my previous post...

Anyways, prior to the 9:30 time I gave above, I bin don do sharp sharp wooing. You know that kind expedited wooing wey go open the road to other things to come. So after clearing the road and we were now (according to her) dating, then small small activities come start. Although there were some resistance, well, you can say IGG. After some reassurance, she come allow kissing and much holding. So, as an expert in that department, I quickly took her to the pinnacle of the world; just like the Devil took Jesus to the pinnacle of the world and showed him all the wonders, that was exactly what I did. And after which, I quickly disembarked.

I knew I already had her in cloud 9 and left her alone to wallow in the euphoria. At that time it was around 9:30Pm. She started begging me not to leave her like that, that if she leaves like that she might do something very stupid. You know that feeling a girl would have and she would be willing to sleep with even a mad man, abi? You sure know the feeling I suppose. You na confirm badt guy sef.

After much much sha, me come dey preach give her say I no want make e be say just this first day we meet something wan happen, make e no be like say na sex I dey after. This one na me being a supposed good guy. Plus say the girl come look time come say she gats go because she tell mumsy say she dey come this new guy side, and although her mumsy no support her coming, but she reluctantly agree sha. Meanwhile, we were meant to meet at a bar in my area, but I convert the meeting location to my house eventually.

So after the girl don dress up finish, head to the door wan move, I draw her come back say e no dey safe to go out by this time. Then it was around 9:30 going to 10. She come start to dey highlight all the places she suppose go blah blah blah. Me come use my power of persuasion to make her chill small. I come use talk hold her down just to make time run... After much much, I check time, then it was right about 10:30Pm. Gbam! By then I relax, I just talk for my mind say you are going nowhere. And knowing fully well say she still dey on high spirit because she dey tell me say I dey very wicked. Say I just wan torment her. Truly, like 4 girls don complain same in recent times. I go just put you for cloud 9 leave you there, dey do small small shakara. Come see where girls dey loyal dey beg for sex. Chai... You go know say na men just dey f**k up dey make these girls feel like stars. I go come dey feel like one small god

After it was confirmed that she won't be heading nowhere. I took her back to the pinnacle of the world, and like the Bible says; books were opened. Chai, make God forgive me oooooo. Anyway, fast forward moments later... It wasn't much fun cause na pains she just dey feel. Big babe just dey cry like small pikin. Well, from all indications, e don tey wey she do that thing. Last year precisely, according to her though. The girl catch fever by force. From headache to stomach ache to pains in her boobies and also pains down there. By morning, body temperature don dey go high. I tell her say make she calm down say na just say e don tey that's why. She say I too rough, say I no dey gentle for that levels. I say who gentle epp?

Anyway, after like 2 hours of activities... I just free her cause all parts of her body come dey pain her. Just cuddle her for bed till dawn. Be wan do morning devotion round sef, but she couldn't stand it.

She left sha. E cause wahala for her house according to her. But lo and behold, 2 nights later, she come spend night again. That one sef na a story for another day.

LMAO... Badt Baddo Baddest, e sure me say the girl pussy mileage for don wide wella now...

dmcdad:
Someone visited me a couple of weeks ago (first time visit). She was meant to spend 30mins at max because had 3 other places to go after she must have left my place.

Bro... To tell you the truth, she passed the night. Meanwhile, if you see as this girl bin dey ginger me say her time don dey up and all, I almost think say e don be like that. Little by little, I start to dey initiate more engaging and humorous convo and that was it... It went on and on and before we knew it, someone that came around 5pm and was meant to leave 5:30 at max, it was 9:30pm... From there, na just little convincing, she spend the night. The rest as they say is history my broda.

So, leave girls matter jare.

LMAO... Badt guy, you sef con do am sotey the baby no gree go her Papa house that night...

xxxcity:
Hello madman. You said on my thread that u are a saint and u do not get sex from a relationship. Now u are bragging of ur sexcapades. madman

MISSNORA:
I'm guilty as charged

SMH... Y'all ladies sef... Una no fit ask directly??

ucnwafor:
lol, baba no be lie jor....my gurl wil tel me, i wan go i wan go. bt she stil dey dia

LMAO... Na dem way of life now...

Divay22:

MASTERMIND04:
Naso o

Chuvin22:
Bros correct!

babadem2much:

wan kill me

fapcrook:
naija girls are in trouble from you guys on nairaland

BeeBeeOoh:
badBOI I know u must be here, CUNTinew

LOL... Oga mi, na you ah dey learn all these stuffs from ooo...

BeeBeeOoh:
Na craze dey worry you I swear

Rilwayne001:

Divay22:
Lol.. Don't misunderstand me alright Which would you prefer... For me to believe or pretend to believe?

Divay22:
It's all depends on who is coming from.
Hope your day was good?

So it's not good that it's coming from me, shey??


My damn was actually going well until you said I ain't part of those people you can accept a compliment from...

Olaniyimubarak:
real fact abt naija grls

Divay22:
Stop the whining alright

Oh my bad, I suppose know say this shouldn't be the first time you'll be hearing something like this...

EngrBello:
bad guy

Divay22:
Urhobo

Damn... No wonder you fine AF... I don hear say Urhobo girls are damn pretty, you be living witness..

Divay22:
No am not

Then what are you??

Divay22:
Oya interpret for me

You no be Yoruba brethren??