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pls is 240 jamb score able 2 gain admission 4 mechanical engineering?

McPicnic:
Hi, I scored 240 in jamb with 1 c4, 2 c6 & 2 b3, wat are my chances of getting admitted for mechanical engineering?

Answers pls

Hi, I scored 240 in jamb with 1 c4, 2 c6 & 2 b3, wat are my chances of getting admitted for mechanical engineering?

Oya lemme add my own...


You climb 20 storey building you see fine girl for down . You say before you go climb step come down she go done go so you jump from up you die the girl start to dey pity you na your skeleton jump up come dey shout No be you cause am! No be you cause am!!!

schumastic:
this one is long o, but here it goes..in pidgin.
your family get only on pant wey everybody they share, so the day wey be your uncle turn to wear the pant, you come do sharp guy wear am go school, your uncle come assembly n him no know as him go take ask you for the pant, instead he started singing.
bring out the pant
or you may lose your life.
you witness when a car hit a goat n it died, so police came n were like you should explain what happen but because you can't speak English, you decided to sing.you now ask them to giv u beat..
ti ti ke ti ti ke (x2)
pim pim jam the meme, the meme fall for gutter(x2)


you were pant for one year, you come throw the pant for river, next thing, the leader of the fishs just come out with him whistle come blow ppppp, all the whole fish cone out n started singing, anya bia wa la ewo anya bia wa la (x2).

hahahaha!!! dat anya bia wa la ewo got me cracking. I remember it so well

HateU2:
Beans, the type that makes you fart very loud

ROTF lolz

PiccoloBrunelli:
Saltless Egusi Soup
Day before yesterday Akara
And the final ex: Undone Beans

lols!!! my guy take am easy

Be nice pls

Slimzjoe:
You could Try Building at Unizik

Thank you very much. I think I like that option. I'll give it a thought. Thanks man

Oga Besto pls a friend needs ur advise. Scored 182 in jamb, what are chances of gaining admission 2 study mech engr. Thanks in advance

ALKARULEZZ:
Physics

Physics Education

Chemistry

Chemistry Education

Industrial Chemistry

Mathematics

Mathematics Education

Computer Science

Computer Education

etc

thanks bro buh none of these courses suit me. Wanted mech engr BT since dey don't offer it I was looking 4 related courses. Guess I'll look 4 ma trade elsewhere. Anyways thanks again

hi guys pls wat course suits this utme combo (maths, English, physics n chemistry) with jamb score of 182 in delsu that could gain admission. Thanks in advance

Jlakeside:
Address me like your biological father, if I'm not older than him, I'm as old as him...

ur father there!!

don't u ever compare ur god forsaking self with my father, if u need relevance go look 4 it elsewhere n not in a trend 4 jambites. fool always looking 4 a sir. God punish u there if u ever compare ur useless being with my father again

Jlakeside:
Bia, isi a di gi nma, ara gba gbue gi 100times for that statement..Oloriburuku ma leleyi ke.. I graduated from University of Tennessee, Knoxville in 1986, I was funded all through my education years by Tennessee board of reagent and school community.. A full tuition waiver in first year with a graduate assistantship paying annual stipend(renewable) of $11k, a research assistantship funded by NSERC and My professor all through the remaining years..

Shey o le pe baba to bi e lomo ni omo ale?.. Oloshi omokekere

Come who is this man sef? You are succeeding in derailing this trend. No more useful info here because of your bullshit comments. Do us a favour by getting the fvck outta here asap. lalasticlala pls come to the rescue

zaragal:
Those interested in the 2016/17 jamb whatsapp group should quote me their numb so I cn add dem to the group

07019405800 been away for a while bt pls add me asap. Thanks in advance

labodinho:
From anywhere in lagos,get a bus going to yaba,drop at Jibowu b/stop and ask where yaba tech is.It's trekable from Jibowu,no let okada man scam u.Best of luck.

LOC1:
Hi house! I have been a ghost reader for quite a while but I really appreciate what is going on here. Thumbs up to everyone of you. I'm also writing jamb and I'm in dare need of the description to the examination centre in YABATECH. Abeg! Make una help me...... I know one loss.

He has said it all @LOC1

LOC1:
Hi house! I have been a ghost reader for quite a while but I really appreciate what is going on here. Thumbs up to everyone of you. I'm also writing jamb and I'm in dare need of the description to the examination centre in YABATECH. Abeg! Make una help me...... I know one loss.

Where are you coming from?

labodinho:
Seat Number: 058
Examination Town: Surulere in Lagos State.
Examination Centre Name: Shoms International Schools, No. 2, Odutayo Street, Ikate-aguda, Lagos State
Examination Date: Wednesday, March 2, 2016 By 09:30AM

Thanks alot

labodinho:
Seat Number: 096 Examination Town: Anthony Village in Lagos State.
Examination Centre Name: Huntville Technology Limited, 4 Ayanboye Str. Faramobi Ajike By Gtbank Anthony Lagos
Examination Date: Friday, March 4, 2016 By 06:30AM

Ok thanks so much
And this one 65621945DA please

Please someone should help me check this one. 66238159BE thanks

Grammyz:
pls wer u able to check it on your phone nd what browser did you use pls reply Asap

Any browser could do it on your phone. Checked mine with uc browser.

I rep march 8

Hi Nairalanders! Just this weekend I went to a wedding to represent my family. It was for the daughter of one of my aunts. This my aunt is actually my dad's cousin, the daughter of the brother of my grandfather. So it kept me guessing what I could call her children or what they are to me in English Language. Now over to you ENGLISH SCHOLARS!

Joelfinest:
OH GOD, i can't wait, i knw its comin out dis week, besto jus ready to hear ma long testimony cos ah don write am keep alredi, #God neva fails, NDU HERE AH COM!!!!

Lol. Am also waiting. We'll give our testimonies 2geda

Hi Besto! You'r just Da~Best. I did my p.ume 2day 4 engineering (mech engr) and it went smoothly. D past questions u got 4 me was of huge help. Now I feel like a student here. Though I hope I culd see u b4 I leave dis skul. Pls continue d gud work. God bless u, ua Da~Best

Besto:
updates: exam dates 21 and 22nd of august

Hmmm! Thanks sir

Besto:
both were both up...both have been taken down....updates shorthly.....

Alright

barajumbo:
helo besto am confused ooo i just entered ndu website nd clicked registeration nd dis is wat dy told me
URGENT! URGENT!! URGENT!!!
The 2015/2016 NDU Post UTME Exercise is scheduled to hold on
Friday 21st and Saturday 22nd AUGUST 2015.
Your specific date and venue will be communicated to you
via your registered GSM Phone Nos and email Wednesday & Thursday.
Also, always check this website daily between now and Thursday!
Thank you.

Besto pls quickly verify this cos I also saw the same thing pls ohhh cos am from lagos so that I can know what am doing thanks

Thanks Besto you're the best indeed

Wow! Finally out. That's cool

Hello, is the post utme form out?