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shizzy7:
At the bolded, You know NOT what you're saying.

dankie ngiyabonga bhuti wami..kunjan kodwa?

Captainswag225:
hahahahahaha are u sure he can afford one?

I doubt it...selling water in small plastics on the streets of Abadan is not an easy task
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Captainswag225:
hahahahaha u murdered the guy with ur words...... Am sure he passed out after reading ur post.

lol..mayb he is pumping up his generator

all4naija:
What are you talking about? I am completely lost. You primitive man. We will continue to rock your finest ladies and there is nothing you can do about it. You would soon see some of out private jets in your airspace with your big butt ladies. That is what I called swag! Not some xenophobic Zulus throwing stones and burning human beings alive in Townships. Hahaha...

how many times must I tell you to stop dreaming?indeed when it comes to haircutting and shoe repairing,you got the swag...i prefer Nigerian barbers than Zimbabwean ones.

all4naija:
What are you talking about. If what you said here was true there is not wrong with it. After all, Nigerians are human who make mistakes. You are just envious we are rocking you ladies world, seriously.

Please, Nigerians in South Africa, use your swag to get the finest ladies in that society so those primitive men can cry the more.

you will only rock south African ladies in your imagination while in reality masturbations become order of the day...do you remember the incident in joburg whereby one of your compatriots genital stucked on a married Zimbabwean woman?was he not telling his friends back home that he was rocking a south African girl?your brothers eat everything from the dustbins thereafter beat their chests..

all4naija:
It is not. You make convoluted statement all the time. I like intelligent people who can prove their points but xenophobic Zulu can not. Smh...

just like you another intelligent Nigerian posted some sections of Johannesburg claiming they were sections of Lagos...i really enjoy this west African style of empty chest beating

all4naija:
That is not fantasy but reality. Can you prove what I said earlier to be fantasy? I am waiting for you to prove your point.

Regarding the image of the South African man I use the world PROBABLY because I really don't know him. He looks like a Nigerian though. The forehead, smart look and marrying an educated white lady are not very common with South African men because they are primitive in nature. I hope this clears up your wrong understanding of my post on that discussion.

lol...thats why I always tell you that you live in the world of imagination...you imagined him being a Nigerian,thats all

all4naija:
I am not dreaming. We have the richest man on the continent. We use the largest number of private jets - which I know some of your ladies are dying to ride with us in our swag, etc. Please, stop being petulant and compliment us so that you can share in our wealth. Township rat can't understand how things work in a rich man's world. Bwahaha...

lol...young igwe 's fantasies ,do you remember the picture of a south African with his girlfriend you uploaded on another thread claiming he is a Nigerian?

all4naija:
Whatever! The truth is that Nigeria remains the GIANT of Africa where South Africa is. Give us some time we will buy up all your property estates, etc. All your women are going to flock to us to marry then afterward. Keep the envious going, at least, it gives you instant excitement and expect to cry later in your pathetic Zulu nature.

you are dreaming igwe...

all4naija:
Shut the f**k up! I have only been to Nigeria thrice. Keep believing your f**king BS here.

lol...even if you were in Jupiter,nothing would be special igwe

Captainswag225:
i trust u to find one s.a babe for him to help him become mentally sane again.

kwa kwa kwa kwa...my device locates him as someone who lives in a farm outside the Nigerian town of Abadan but he keeps on insisting that he is rocking American women in America....apparently in his imagination

Captainswag225:
lol, i know that dude is insane, am jux having fun with him. I know the truth.... Their men go accross africa and the world chasing women then later come to pretend as if the women were chasing them. I see he loves ghana and s.a alot and am sure he will marry from one of these countries.

lol

all4naija:
It has got everything to do with it because you worship South Africans while trying to pull Nigerians down and at the same time getting married to us. Why don't you get married to your South African lords? You are all hypocrites.

south Africans and Ghanaians are very much connected,socially,politically and sports wise..

Captainswag225:
where are the naija-sa marriage pictures?

good question comrade...the very arrogant Nigerian trying to tease you once uploaded a picture of a black south African guy with his white girlfriend claiming that it was a Nigerian with his south African girlfriend ..

lezz:
Thanks for owning up to your daftness and advising yourself to leave in a cloud of shame. So long, Zulu. Watch from the sidelines as I expose the Zulu armies made up pap brains like you.

no shame poor Nigerian...enjoy your impossible dreams,fool

shizzy7:
Take a long stroll down instagram,your news24,any forum that has anything Nig-S.a,,you will find just few Nigerians replying even On NL you know the type of Monikers that reply you..
We have a foreign affairs section and you can't except us not to talk about s.a in any matter that has connection with Nigeria whether companies, people,sports anything whatsoever. its inevitable


As henry said Go back to your military related topics, I don't know anything about it except Nigeria Is Winning The War Against Boko Are Ram bye.

thanx for the advice,I know nothing about military matters therefore am exiting this thread with peace...however I will always be here for fools like Lezz..i dont create topics,I only comment on comments made by your compatriots..am glad to hear that you are winning the war against BH,surely south African mercenaries left a good legacy.."shelele"

lezz:
Desperate trolling, give us a citation please, you small _ dick Zulu.

Your poverty rate is higher than Nigeria as is your inflation rate. Zulus cannot do manual jobs or be doctors or fly your aircraft.

Zulus can only be xenophobic and rape and kill each other like wild animals from the jungles.

You know why nigerians seldom fall victims to xenophobia, your women give us the clue long before they are hatched.

The average Zulu is a lazy, jealous primate with a little _dick . Cry and wail till the end of this post but Nigerians have changed the social and cultural landscape of south Africa forever.

And I know you're a born intellectual destitute. Yu will explain how mtn which doesn't employ more than 17000 people and shoprite runs a country's economy. All I see is desperation in your posts.

Last week I submitted your own newspaper that reported how your mother's wouldn't send their children to school all because of a rumour the Nigerians are coming to attack.

You women recognised men from Zulus that's why they chose nigerians and rioted to protect their love and heart.

you are dreaming poor Nigerian...

shizzy7:
Nope,not jumping into any moving train,,

That post is a SIMPLE SUMMARY of all you have EVER had to say about Nigerians on any social media/forum whatsoever Like NOT EVEN ONE is of a good character
Yes you give visas but when you keep singing the same song about a particular National that they are a thorn in your flesh and you still grant them Visas I don't know what you call that.....
Deport them tell your govt. to heed to the voice of its citizens and stop hiding behind diplomatic-relations at least we will get to hear ANOTHER song

are you talking about the song sang by your own country men on this forum...south Africa this south Africa that?...

shizzy7:
A damn filthy excuse for being punished for cheating Or just some extra stories YOU'RE making up from the scene..
**Don't talk about generosity,,'cos you're ANGRY that they do those jobs and YES 'ordinary South Africans are already doing the Panelbeatings'

So here is your List::
Nigerians are Drug lords
Nigerians are Scammers
Nigerians take our wives
Most Nigerians in my S.A come with HIV
Nigerians are rapists
Nigerians are taking our jobs
Nigerians are dirty
Nigerians do menial jobs(your bragging right)
Nigerians are Fake pastors(snake pastor is the best in S.A)
*I think the only thing I've not heard from you is Nigerians import corpse to S.A
***AND one thing you can NEVER say about us is Nigerians are lazy
BUT
Your embassy/govt. will still grant a Nigerian Visa Today and Tomorrow. Well, You can continue your regular Poems I mean we just can't get enough of you Until you deport them...

so you decided to jump into a moving train...south Africa gives visas not only to Nigerians...some countries are even visa free therefore nothing special about Nigerians ..indeed Nigerians are hard workers thats why many are being hanged to death daily in Asia..

lezz:
An average mature South African lady is seeking for a nigerian partner. They even have a Facebook group and an online organisation to protect their interest.

Wasn't there a protest by these ladies some time ago when you oblong headed Zulus were discriminating over your inability to control the influx of foreigners taking over your women? Oya, read this :

[b]
South African women tend to be in hot chase for Nigerian men due to their astoundingly “well-endowed” nature and unique sexual prowess, a study conducted by the University of Witswaterrand has revealed.

Some South African women married to Nigerians staged a peaceful protest in Johannesburg
The study which was conducted on the seemingly booming business of penis enlargements through traditional medicine in Johannesburg by researchers from the university, disclosed that Nigerians are leading the way with penis size, followed by two other ethnic groups in South Africa, the Vendas and Tsongas.
The result of the study which was presented recently at the university’s Body Knowledge International Conference, noted that the ubiquitous presence of posters advertising Penis Enlargement products all over the city of Johannesburg puts the spotlight on the male body, focusing on an organ widely regarded as the very seat of manhood.
By suggesting a need to enlarge the penis, the study added, the posters bring up thoughts of male vulnerability, as seen through the fact that most of the posters advertise penis enlargement alongside finding a lost “lost lover”.
Most male respondents, according to the findings of the study, agreed that when it came to penis size, Nigerians were in the lead. However, most Nigerian respondents cited sexual stamina, “care” and material comforts as reasons why women are drawn to them.
Meanwhile, some women said they were tempted to try “big” ones and that “big” was not the preserve of Nigerians as the Vendas and Tsongas, according to them, were not doing badly with size as well. Similarly, few female respondents admitted that they had, had sex with Nigerians, but some said that big joysticks can be painful during sex.
Other Nigerian respondents, according to the report which was published in Mail & Guardian newspaper, further explained that it was their sexual performance, rather than the size of their joysticks that make them sought-partners by South African women. However, all male respondents agreed that there was a big size similar to that of a donkey or a horse. Some said there are guys endowed with shovel-like joysticks.
Although most men, according to the report, believe that “bigger is better”, Nigerians focused on their sexual stamina and the way they take care of women, especially in terms of love and financial support.
According to them, they were not stealing anyone’s women as insinuated in some quarters, but the women prefer and choose them because they strongly believe that sex, love and money go together, adding that it would seem that manhood is not, for the most part, about the size of the man’s penis, but what he does with it and what he offers in exchange.
On the question of what makes Nigerian men perform so well, the study said a wholesome diet of “Nigerian food” as opposed to a Southern African diet that often kills the libido, according to Nigerian respondents. Three things to avoid, some Nigerian men suggested in the study, are too much sugar, fat and alcohol, all of which “kills” a penis.
While lending credence to issues relating to sexual stamina and the tender loving care (TLC) of the average Nigeria guy, one respondent, according to the report said: “There is a saying in my country that you can put a small pepper (chilli) in your mouth, but it can make you open your mouth for the next 30 or 40 minutes. Some joysticks are small, but what they do there is more than what the big one is doing”.
On the contrary, female respondent said small joysticks were “like a teaspoon in a big coffee mug” or “as small as my little finger”. Some were, the report added, more expressive, saying: “Yes, there is small. You ignore it when it’s not erect and think it’s coming (growing bigger as it becomes erect) and then it grows and you’re like no… where’s the rest of it?”
The study also revealed that South African men were of the opinion that “foreigners” are “crazy” about South African women because they find them “mo
[/b]

I never knew Zulus have tiny _dicks

you are dreaming

lezz:
I know you're the chief Zulu dullard of this thread. And you can infer all your mental destitution can on my post but the fact remains Nigerians are your masters at home and abroad.

If Nigerians are refugees in South africa and still take your women away from you, up to the level that they have an online association, then what do we call Zulus? You see why your points are too weak to stick?

Show me a country where their women like Wendy Ledwaba complains about the untouchability and arrogance of refugees and I show you slaves with no self-worth or regard.

You see why your brains are so congealed it can't receive enough oxygen to process simple logic.

We understand that simple things like mechanic is a brainer bugger for Zulus and Somalians and Co ran you out of sparza business. . SMH

No wonder 90% of your economy is still run by 7% boars and Anglo - Dutch.

Why won't Zulus kill and steal from smarter and more hardworking Africans.

400 years of slavery and subjugation is a perpetual injury to the heritage and psyche of an entire tribe of Zulus. Even when they are free they still run back to their cages.

your brother whose genitals stucked on a married Zimbabwean woman attest that your country men eat everything from the dustbins thereafter beat their chests...an average matured south African girl will tell you that she will never fall in love with Nigerians AKA amakwerekwere because they are dirty ...The lady you are quoting is a witness...do you know what a spaza shop means?no south African would ever dream of owning such a business,we reserve those for your poor country men so that they can feed their starving families back home...south African world class businesses are controlling your economy but you are blind to see that because you are a fool..we reserve all the menial jobs for your people and remember dont take advantage of our generosity,if you skip the line,ordinary south Africans will do the panelbeatings..

FighterPilot:
Nigerian barber is moered to death in SA


http://dailypost.ng/2015/07/24/south-african-police-beat-nigerian-to-death-photos/





The man that used to cut my hair.

according to Lezz ,he was a doctor

lezz:
Wendy Ledwaba specified her reasons; you're just too much of a destitute of comprehension or a pretentious buffoon not to see it. Wendy, your girl friend says "Nigerians are heartless and cruel who don't care how they make their money; they act as they are untouchable : my best friend is married to a nigerian". These were the lamentations of Wendy Ledwaba, a bruised south African Zulu biggest butt babe

You see Wendy wasn't talking about Nigerians who are slumming it out like Zulus. She is alluding to Nigerians who are rich, arogant , proud and well aloof and dismissive of Zulus. I know the truth hurts but you have to learn to live with it. Common, you were slaves for over 400 years to boers, what's the harm of stooping for another bout of modern slavery and subjugation from a fellow black man?

After all, there's less shame and dignity than from the Anglo Dutch. At least we marry some of your women and you get to share in the commonwealth

Now read Wendy's wailing again. This time more slowly. You _fucking Zulu with pap - filled brains.

so you are admitting that your country men living in SA are making money illegal...?when south Africans raise concern,you all cry foul about xenophobia...we hate parasites and hypocrites ,how many times must I tell you to stop dreaming...your people are refugees here,will be regarded and treated as such..

lezz:
Take your lamentations to Somalians and Zimbabweans. As Wendy Ledwaba said, "Nigerians act like they are untouchable" How many Nigerians have fallen victims of your xenophobic madness? Nigerians live on a higher stratum than Zulus right there in South Africa.

You can wail all you want and soak your pillows with tears of anguish. The fact will always remain that Nigerians are alot smarter and more street credible than Zulus.

Lest I forget, Zulus have no standard of living. You're the most backward, barbaric and primitive tribe in all of Africa. Show me where a country where the citizens have lashed out in a shameless _orgies of calculated killings and looting of foreigners property. Only in Zulu land. You _shit and _poss in the open like baboons and when you can't compete with hardworking and smarter foreigners you go xenophobic .

Your women have left you for foreigners and you have lashed out in frustration and segregated them. The United southafrican nigerian wives is a living testimony of your flawed manhood.

Zulus are the burden of Africa and we honestly wish we left you up in those trees and high in those mountains.

Your monkey banter and baboon gesticulation would have been a permanent stamp on your heritage.

poor igwe the question is how many Ghanaians or Senegalese were victims of those attacks? The answer is 0....Nigerians are classified under one umbrella with Zimbabweans and Somalis,the lady who says she hates Nigerian refugees did not specify her reasons but obviously she does not want to associate herself with people who sell human parts thats why she says you are heartless,she does not want her clean body to be touched by dirty people who belief that by eating dogs Nigerian witches back home won't reach them...and off course she doesn't want to associate herself with amakwerekwere...let your dreams and wishes cause no harm in your flat ...head as the Zulus remain the only nightmare you and your grandchildren will have until Jesus comes back...

lezz:
Zulu let me help you break the lamentations of your Wendy Ledwaba, your girl friend. She wishes xenophobia to catch up with nigerians in South Africa. And what's her problem? SHE SAYS NIGERIANS BELIEVE THEY ARE UNTOUCHABLE. THEY ARE HEARTLESS AND CAUSED SO MUCH PAIN AND HEARTACHE. SHE SAYS HER BEST FRIEND IS MARRIED TO A NIGERIAN.

Zulu do you need any soothsayer to tell you Wendy Ledwaba haa been _fucked on all holes by nigerians. Her heart is bleeding from pain and anguish and only a nigerian can heal her. It's a typical bad boy stunt on her and she's venting her frustrations and pains online.


Yes we nigerians go to south Africa and walk around like lords, because we think nothing of you. You are nothing but glorified slaves. And what are you talking about south African citizenship?

Who wants to be identified with zulus?

1- South Africa is the worst place any blackmailed can be

2- Being a blackman in South Africa is donning the cloak of shame

3- Being a south African citizen is having a guaranteed slavery for my children

-4 being a black man in South Africa is having no heritage or identity by which my children will be known


-5 As a black man in South Africa you're more likely to die of HIV than in any other country on earth

-6 As a black african if you open a business or enterprise you're more likely to fall victim of looting and killings by the locals who are jealous prone to foreigners

-7 You are more likely to experience the rape of your wife or daughter as a south African citizen than any other country
-8 As a black south African you will always carry the badge as the last freed slaves of the world. Bailed and freed by the benevolence of Africa. The only country where an ethnic population of 80+% is still an economic and land slave to a 7% minority.

No son, no one wants to be a Zulu citizen. The best we do is to drug-Bleep your women and leave them broken and have them ferry our stuffs overseas. We stuff your community with drugs and use same money to love-vendor and flex your women. That's double ŕàpè,Zulu.

Ask your girlfriend Wendy Ledwaba why she hates nigerian and she will tell you it's a personal story. She has been choking on a huge naija Còck while her younger sister was the local courier for her naija boyfriend supplying powder in the streets.

She did all these hoping to settle down with this guy but Zulu babes have only big butty going for them -no brains.

And I love that Zulu name - I've never seen anything that sounded more primitive than Zulu

You will walk in south Africa like lords in your imagination while in reality you always cry for your government protection..you will only dream of living south African standard life of living...if Nigerians were not suffering in their own land,I dont think they would risk their lives in countries like Indonesia or Malaysia but due to the fact that your country is a shi..thole plus your leaders dont give a damn...you are all seeking refuge in foreign lands ignoring even deadly treatments by the host countries...dont project your problems on us ...you will only show your fake muscles here on the internet but in reality you know very well that south Africans are good in panelbeatings...if we can present both countries rape and crime stats without fear of favour..you will see that it is a curse to be Nigerian...just thank the internet,you and I cannot have this kind of interaction face to face...remember you are a kwerekwere,in other words,you are dirty,you stink....you should be grateful for the south African government for allowing you in here,you dont deserve to live or stay in this beautiful country..thats why ordinary south African give you some panel beating sometime...

fairheven:
An you don't rate league by financial stats as well. So for your mind English league is the Best in the world because they have the financial records? Plz keep the records straight. ."SA league is the 10tn richest in world not the Ten best " in terms of best ,its never a permanent position for any league ,Nigerian league has previously been ranked the best in Africa especially the year we had two team in CAF champions league semi-finals. U didn't mention North Africans an you are talking SA?

so you are introducing your own unique standard of measuring or rating the leagues?by the way let me not judge you...what are the ingredients that entail your own justification of a best league?

lezz:
I know you're too intellectually numb and hollow to see the obvious

its not easy for a fool to acknowledge his foolishness....you failed to notice that the content of her message is not in agreement with your claims...you remind me of another Nigerian who uploaded pictures of a south African guy with his girlfriend claiming he was a Nigerian,another Nigerian fellow uploaded a picture of Orlando stadium claiming it was a stadium in Abuja...your fellow Yoruba igwe uploaded pictures of some parts of joburg claiming those were some sections of Lagos..

am told that Nigerians who are given south African citizenship,when they go to Nigeria,they walk on the streets hanging south African identity document on their necks ...igwe your wish is to be a south African,swallow your Mokoko poverty pride and admit it,we shall help you get a south African citizenship with your new name Uzonya M'hlathi Wako"..

[quote author=lezz post=37781813][/quote]so what are you trying to imply with this ?this lady says she hates your people,contrary to what you are dreaming of...

iblawi:
Do you know the meaning of Zulu in a Nigerian language? It means someone who is dull and can't take advantage of opportunities when they find them.

In Nigeria you will hear the word swegbe, that is another name for Zulu in yoruba.

ok..igbo in IsiXhosa means donkey

lezz:
We don't give a flying fvck what Zulus call us. We take your women, stuff your men with powders and run your streets.

To us, you're just those suffering apartheid slaves that we freed and gave a second chance to breath again.

Trust me Zulus are of no account to us.

you will rock south African girls in your imagination.....masturbation
surely Zulus are your nightmares,your embarrassing foul cries put attest to this