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baby croc.... the mom must be somewhere around. Kids shouldn't play close to that area where he made the catch

If I want to purchase the thinnest phone, I wouldn't get any of Infinix/Tecno/Itel brand

what was she expecting? a two or three tier cake for that amount?... does she have an idea what the market says in the price of flour, sugar, margarine/butter?... and this is even a fondant cake. Bakers are not charity workers

from a prison warden to a prisoner.... a proper definition of "grace to grass"

"A wa lokan"?.... impossible. Are the Yorubas feeling the heat too? or did they think that with their "brother" in charge of the affairs in the country, everything would be "soft" for them?

EreluRoz:
So all the praises they were initially heaping on this man are all audio. This is exactly how Obi would have turned out to be, audio audio audio and nothing. Tinubu Atiku Obi are all in the same WhatsApp group.

Osinbajo would have been the best for Nigeria

Osibanjo? lol... a so-called "pastor" who couldn't call out all the atrocities that his principal was doing?

does this also apply to party jollof rice?

"When Tinubu was reforming Lagos".... Let's all pretend that Lagos wasn't the capital of the federation at one point. Can you actually pin point anything that he did?.... Even up to this present day, you still see the effect of Lateef Jakande. Pin point one of his and don't mention those of his successors

you don't go to a person's business and do whatever you like... Portable isn't even a christian to begin with.

lol... he should be well dealt with... for voting for this current government

ogahshtu:
....see another format for current tapping

no be everybody get your kind mentality

lol.... just when you think this country can't get any funnier

"It was also gathered that several family members including dozens of women and children of the terrorists were killed with their houses destroyed in the flood." Most of those women are the abandoned Chibok girls

"According to what we were told, if Fela had minded his business a little, he would have lived longer. But he was busy fighting for Nigerians wey no fight for themselves,” This is who some Nigerians describe as "role model", also, someone that Nigerians could go to any length to vouch for. In your face, he tells you all "I don't give a f**k about any of you"

DaddyCoool:
He is the wisest man who ever lived..
And he married 700 wives and had 300 other women he was sleeping with who were NOT his wives

"While there is no direct historical evidence of Solomon's existence, he is an important figure in the stories and culture of ancient Israel and the ancient Near East. In the Hebrew Bible, Solomon is renowned for his leadership and wisdom and building the Jerusalem Temple."... This is a quote from Google.

Bmaster:
and Solomon will still remain the richest man of all time.may be Elon musk is from one of the lineages of Solomon when properly tracked

.. who is Solomon?

y3mi:
While researching the guy as he trends on 𝕏, I stumble upon this

https://skdb.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Serial_Killers_from_Nigeria

You will get your fill of Nigeria SK such that there was on with 200 body count.

thanks for this... I had no idea that a page like this exists

serial killer in Nigeria?... it's only the bad things that we are quick to learn

Kinda like how in schools, you would always find the unserious students at the far end

does the country have stand-by nuclear engineers?.... an untamed nuclear fusion reaction could wipe out a state if not properly handled

wtf is that 'spy police' badge? lol. In civilized countries, spouses of spies don't even have an idea that their partners are into such. How would the person be a spy in everyone could see it from their badge?

Anither563:
Congratulations to Dangote and Nigeria for this great innovation.

congratulations to Nigeria? lol.... This, in no way benefits the average Nigerian. It's like congratulating Nigerians because Dangote does spaghetti.

bowing to Dangote the way forward?

CyrusVI:


Our success as a country is now tied around Dangote's progress

He will succedd and we will too

God bless PBAT

... deluded much?

jeff1993:
Good one

Chelsea are just super DUMB!!!

It's a nice move ..... Gala is a champions league club and a turkish club top contender. He will get enough of playing time and also he will get paid his normal wages with no reduction by Napoli.

From there if he performs he can start plotting a top move again

Chelsea are 'super dumb'? lol... They have a salary structure, they would only review the terms if the player performs (e.g. Cole Palmer)

the show has lost the little credibility it has...

and here I was, thinking you would only find this sort of sh*t in the South-west region. Nigerians

“A team of policemen was dispatched to the scene. Upon arrival, Shorinola was found dead, with his body hanging against the wall, which shows that the man committed suicide"... Nigerian police are silly. Jumping to conclusion only by what they see. This could also be a case of homicide. What if someone killed him and made it look like suicide?. Serial killers would have a filled day, everyday in this country.

'but kinda felt like i was chopping a 6 year old girl.'.... are you sure you are not a pedophilia to be having such thoughts?

'There was a time she wanted to do her laundry, our dirty cloths was in the basket, she picked only her own dirty cloths and left mine to wash her own alone'... you should have sent her to her father's house at this moment

lol... all bark and no bite