harkibami27:
sup dear
..are u on watsap

If i may Pls

May i know you ?

Chai

You mean to say peru senegal Tunisia and iran better pass us ?

Nonsense ranking

Fifa take

Messi and icadi looking at us like

Iwobi is on fire

Baddest game i've watched in decade

LogicStatement:
Who is that guy playing 2 for us with jersey No 17?

Me self wan know

Chai musa don enter oo

3 : 2

Iwobi don score

How many of you are aware that OSBC in osun used to show all nigerian matches on startimes

jurjur:

Telemundo and African magic

Bro you chop craze ni

Why not include zee world and natgeo wild

Which dstv stations will show the match

9)When I was your age I always came first:


Most Nigerian parents love their children to take first position in class at the end of a term so they can boast of having a brilliant child. If every Nigerian parent came first in their class, who took the other position

10)Lend me your savings, I will pay back:


You lend them the money and when it’s time for them to pay, they remind you of all the food you’ve been eating and all the things they’ve bought for you.

11)Go and wear your shoes, I will wait for you:

When you want to follow your parents out and they don’t want you to, they deceive you into going inside to get your shoes and before you return, they are already gone.

#copied from naij.com

Nbote:
Some of U are as dumb as d news u post.. How can a reporter make a report saying what he thinks someone thinks and U copied and opened thread? How d hell can he know what someone thinks

I swear you made my day

Even vanguard,uc news are so dumb to post this trash

Nigerian media is dumb mehn

Messi didn't say it ,just an assumption

Greater height lady

Sky won't be your limit

But why 8:30pm na

Na heaven Dem wan play the match?

Nice

I thought i saw Emmanuel Emenike and i was like

tosyne2much:
Ahn ahn... Why did you say that baba?

Don't ask me,am a pastor but not faake

11) Yeyebrities : Overhyped musicians in Nigeria with fish brain e.g. Airforce1(One dull guy wey never blow known opening accounts to praise himself And his boss E-money)

Smalldoctor(How person wan take play penalty go throwing still dey baffle me till date)

12)NL Mods : Overhyped moderators e.g. Seun,La.lasticlala,mynd4.4 e.t.c

13)People like person wey write this thread : You wan be judas ?
You introduced everyone and you didn't introduce yourself.
Don't tell me you haven't recieved 40 Dms' today already

LegitBoy:
I want to start a blog on law and related legal discuss. What platform do you guys think is best? Wordpress or blogger?

Wordpress

Man utd

Chelsea at their weakest time just dealt with you !!

You too get overhyped players

From pogba to Lukaku to Matic

Hazard and Kante are too strong for you

Man city 4 vs arsenal 2

tosyne2much:
Hahaha.. You this man ehn You no kuku lie

Sha no waste them on gfs'

Tosyne2much right now

speaktome:
Wow!


That's lovely....



I share same BD with her....


November born Rocks...






Enjoying my day with Three Leaves Yam(Una) my Mama sent to me from Villa








#MySignatureMyBusiness

Bro no kill yourself now

This food too much

You wan chop next week meal in a day

SuperSuave3:
I'm not afraid of Roma that is if Chelsea manages to finish ahead of them but Bayern, juve and Madrid are a real threat, it will be too early to play them in the Round of 16

You will play one bro

Or sevilla

SuperSuave3:
wait o! what if Madrid qualifies as group runner up and faces man utd in the next round

So shall it be

You will play either madrid,roma,bayern Or juve

SuperSuave3:
this match leaves me wondering how that crappy united team beat spurs during the last weekend. Could it be due to the absence of Kane?

Sure bro

On that day, we didn't even know if Son was the striker or alli

JamesReacher:
First from the group, is that a Cup ?

No stainless plate

I told you people tottgenham is not On thesame level unlike before

They will qualify as first from this group

WealthPhillips:
Meanwhile...

You be ode

Why not check countiho too

Martial is nothing compared to hazard.

I swear Watson better pass martial

Overhyped player

I don't really have what to say

But when will Seun Marry sef?

MenWomenopause is knocking !!!

Yeye trick

Not available for sale yet oo

Them wan test am

E be like say them dey mad

9)Just tell them the last two friends that came with your Ex on your last date died 2 hours later


After 2min even your girlfriend go run join

10)Better still,if that one too hard : Just tell them you forgot your wallet at home ,go and don't come back again