₦airaland Forum

twerkjack:
oga Merlin ko Author ni. U'l agree with me dat ur mum wasn't as good as she is now esp when she was abt the age nd level of xperience of ur GF. Stop makin baseless comparisons. Or better compare urself to ur dad and check out the result. And when u say "train herself" dya mean train herself to cook or to prepare food worth #200 in other words prepare herself to be probably the wife of a poor or/and stingy man? Lolz. Abeg the girl can cook buh she can't cope.

twerkjack:
thank u ma dear. If they're not saggin, they'l sit somewhere and browse nairaland all day. Then give their GF #200 to prepare soup nd xpect fab results else they'l come online and compare Their mothers' cookings. Rubb*sh

qadeerkug:
if nah homosexual ur mum nd ur Dady dey do how will u be born 2daymrs?

missterious:
Then turn to an homos.xual. No be by force to marry girl, you hear?

missterious:
Our fathers could go to the farm & work from morning till evening. Boys of this generation spend their time sagging their trousers & toasting babes.

GLurd:
Wetin N200 go cook for you? Abeg take am easy ooh

berylLOL:
what's this nonsense? first of, why don't you take your poverty stricken 200naira to the market by yourself to see what kind of soup it can get you, before coming here to say nonsense...and People are really agreeing with the OP. smh.

Fumzybabe:
that's why They r 'girls' and 'mothers '.....a girl has no worries, cares about no one But herself. If u like no chop d soup,na u know... But a mother....twale!

MrPresident1:
The whole thing is now upside down...sighs

lilmaxfidel:

our mothers bin the look their husbands number of yam barns and goats

buh girls of nowadays na the size of your wallet and bank account  

blemon44:








because what is happening now is exactly what JESUS said that will
happen in the end days

blemon44:





hope they will



but i think this our generation is the last generation

blemon44:
our mothers are the best
no doubt about it

fedrick901:
indeed

major466:
GEJ will definitely carry the day. He's more experienced and knows the in and out of all the sectors in the country and the challenges facing them unlike Buhari who knows nothing except corruption. Watch for Buhari, cos out of five words that comes out of his mouth, three will be corruption.

fr3do:
Did she go with her 'man'?

rattlesnake:
So is tonto dike now really so important..... Just asking on a serious note

sukkot:
oh no sire, lemon is for minimal lightening not micheal jackson lightening. you need whitenicious for that one. buy baseball caps and shades and wear when you go out in the sun

egift:
OP we have seen the movie called Runway Debater

He ran away from presidential debate for not getting Expo before the Debate
https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51834000/jpg/_51834439_011562166-1.jpg

Had a shameless counter debate with dbanj (who was not contesting the election)
https://africamusiclaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/DBanj-and-President-Goodluck-Jonathan.jpg

It was a big disgrace, so he went ahead debating himself on National TV
[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L0dvb2RsdWNrLUpvbmF0aGFuLWF0LWEtMS1tYW4tZGViYXRlLmpwZ3w2MDA=[/img]

sukkot:
oh ok in that case let me recommend something that would work very well for you and it is natural. get lemons and squeeze the juice. and use the juice on your face. it lightens the skin.

simplemach:
Nons*nse. Thought i would see a pix of her sat in a corner, dealing with a plate of amala with two goat meat inside the soup. Infact #Idonbelieveit.

sukkot:
in that case, say it with me bruv ' I AM BLACK AND AM PROUD '

sukkot:
colgate

sukkot:
try toothpaste. it works very well. you go white like yellow man the jamaican reggae artist

sukkot:
not possible with clippers bros. this aint the stone age wey people dey use scissors or blade. and in fact with clippers you can never cut your hair in an ugly way because once you have put the level that you want to cut your hair in place, it will stay in that place and cut everything above that level, making for a very smooth cut