₦airaland Forum

SyrusdeHansome:
Davido abeg no de fall my hand na. I be ur fan so i no want to de read dis kind bragging frm u. U want tell me say de price of dat ring go prevent u frm cheating or disrespecting the marriage when u feel like abi?

Bros will still go on his knees to beg akata Ashawo to chook his small prick inside dia tohtoh

kmaster007:
Really... You most be close to 60yrs at age now

I'm actually 75 years

I miss those days of IBB, Shonekan and Abacha!

Helinues and Yarimo don graduate from stealing foodstuffs to stealing automobiles. 😮‍💨

helinues:
Toh

https://www.nairaland.com/8130340/gov-fubaras-fighting-no-longer

Have sense for one freaking moment in your worthless life.

0001Lagos:
What have you ever done to help humanity ?

Nothing!

Keep disgracing yourself on Nairaland for a peanut cake

Correction.... 32k, please

Helinues dey among the Happy slaves.

0001Lagos:
I was shocked too
.
but his supporters in Nigeria were busy doing damage control

Tinubu isn't rated at all in Africa , he's seen as joke.

No one rates Tinubu on the global scene..... asides his poverty-stricken and morally bankrupt supporters in Nigeria.

Maybe the private meeting he held with the South African President was to register his displeasure with the way the guy shun am for public glare.
Tinubu is nothing but a HUGE SHAME to Nigerians!
Tueh!!🤮

Dope wheels

Herkim:
Buy your dream car

This your Corolla Sport dey "Spot" on oooooo😄

3m

Richtaiwo:
Peter gringory obituary will never be president of Nigeria. He can be attending birthdays and burial functions on behalf of Tinubu.

He will gladly attend your burial. So please do us a favour and die quickly.

helinues:
Last resort

May hardship and suffering continue to make a huge impact on you for the rest of your life.🙌

Have you tried using Kentonazole 500mg tablets?
Use the cream as you take the tablets twice daily.

Egbetokun na Egbe!

Ganduje wan borrow money not to build schools, housing and hospitals that would help alleviate the immense sufferings of the almajiris but he say na railway he wan use am take do!!
APC!!!
Tueh!🤮🤢

The eediot that keeps saying "Toh" nor comment for this thread?

Stupidity and foolishness..... All in one picture.

ElSudani:
Humidity ko, Humidifier ni.
Jagaban is busy ruining the country while your hero is busy paying courtesy visits.
Some people have serious things to do.

You're correct.
Jagaban is really ruining the country.

That eediot, Manna hardly ever comments on Nairaland again. Seems he has come to terms of his foolishness in supporting his darling daddy, Buhari

Useless man

This ain't no Sport Edition

😍

Peterobiisathie:
IPOBidients are in severe pains

Mugu!!
You wey be say na hunger dey batter you anyhow 🤣

Wey Mannabbqgrillz dey ooooooo??
He/she hardly comments these days on NL.
Even his alter ego, NLPOLICEWOMAN sef don quiet. Abi na hunger cause am?

Na Bayo Onanuga write this speech.
E nor get wetin anybody wan tell me otherwise.

phorget:
Oya do give away nah.
Do you think I'll beg for food even if Nigeria is turned upside down? I'm not really worried about myself but I'm so worried about others that are finding things so difficult all because of the bad leadership in place.
If you are so sure of your softness then do give away of some selected few that cant even afford a meal.

How
Person wey dey thief foodstuffs for a living wan do giveaway?? That one nor get Robin Hood theory for im DNA OOOOOO!!

helinues:
We dey celebrate here.

Let those who want to be sad today should carry on.

There shouldn't be any interfere

If you like, go thief eggs today, I hope they won't hesitate to lynch you when you're caught

God1blessBiafra:
Where did you see locking of home in the news



Your brain is now shaking oooo

Na hunger dey make im brain shake... Not IPOB matter.

meum:
Sota, all I can say is relax. We have two currencies of the same denomination from 100, 200, 500 & 1,000 naira notes & we use them together for transactions.

Super eagles used the new, now old, anthem yesterday instead of the old, now new anthem.

If you like the one you co-authored, you can sing it. However, as a recent citizenship & patriot awardee(2023), I rather you remain patriotic as a citizen & sing the old, now new anthem. Don’t follow unpatriotic citizens(non-awardees) who are hungry due to the baby steps of pain taken by those in power

Corn-fused being!😏

Ikembeku:
Stop stealing eggs

Ahhhh!!!😳
He don dey thief eggs join the plantain, beans and garri wey he dey always thief!!