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Events / Re: Bride Displays Her Account Number For Guests. by Memphitz357: 2:47pm On Feb 13, 2023
See bweasts ooooo

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Career / Re: The #nairalife Of A POS Agent Forced To Plot New Business Moves by Memphitz357: 2:39pm On Feb 13, 2023
yusufadebayo02:
This your story get episode : shocked shocked shocked
Fake polls from fake ass niggaz & bitchass bitches

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Contacted The Oba Of Lagos, But He Turned Him Down β€”Lagos LP Chairman by Memphitz357: 2:34pm On Feb 13, 2023
Parachoko:
You can't blame the Oba of Lagos on this issue

Pandora lie a lot

https://www.nairaland.com/870945/what-exactly-peter-obi-doing

What he couldn't do as the Governor of small Anambra State, e go start to tell you say e fit do am for Nigeria.

The Oba of Lagos no wan hear him lies

If am in the Oba shoe, I go do the same thing abeg
I can't blame you for your comment.
You're equally as stoopid and f00lish like the rest of you APC urchins muthafuckaz πŸ–•
Politics / Re: Lagos Is The Centre Of Good Governance In Nigeria - Peter Obi by Memphitz357: 6:43pm On Feb 12, 2023
SpecialAdviser:
I know some people will start rejoicing that he is praising Tinubu. Tinubu supporters reasoning can really be awkward.

We salute the remarkable impact of Babatunde Fashola in modelling the modern Lagos. Also kudos to Jakande for old Lagos. People like them should receive enough praise. Also thanks to Ambode for consolidating on his development agenda. Shame on Tinubu for discarding a performing governor like Ambode. If Tinubu support is the reason they are alluding Lagos development to him, then what of other South Western states where he also supported a governor?

Lagos have high IGR, high allocation, no rural distraction in development. Anyone praising Tinubu for Lagos development is shameful.

Gbadebo Rhodes of Labour Party will do better as Governor of Lagos State than Babajide Sanwo-Olu of the APC.

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Politics / Re: Viral Boy At Obi-Datti Lagos Rally Is 15 Years Old (Pictures) by Memphitz357: 12:37am On Feb 12, 2023
SmallDick99:
Lol

He's not even qualifed to vote likewise about 30% of others grin
Just like your moniker, I'm sure you have a small brain as well as e be say na urchin you be
Politics / Re: Buhari Burning Nigeria Because He Wants To Catch A BAT By Farooq by Memphitz357: 11:52am On Feb 11, 2023
Parachoko:
We dey talk the same thing

I inherited my daftness from my papa

Nah why I dey daft like this.

I'm not arguing with you bro
Politics / Re: Buhari Burning Nigeria Because He Wants To Catch A BAT By Farooq by Memphitz357: 10:36am On Feb 11, 2023
Parachoko:
But I still get sense pass your papa
Naaa, bro!!!
My papa get sense pass you as no sensible person go vote Tinubu and APC!!
Politics / Re: Buhari Burning Nigeria Because He Wants To Catch A BAT By Farooq by Memphitz357: 10:32am On Feb 11, 2023
Parachoko:
Nah your useless papa for house you dey talk to.
But it's true naaaa!!!
You really sound dumb!!!
Politics / Re: What Are Buhari's Legacies Bola Tinubu Wants To Continue If Voted Into Power? by Memphitz357: 9:16pm On Feb 09, 2023
Division 300:
Ihordspy aka gragara interpreter
Wwwihy
Legendhero
Osunorginal
Searchng4love
Zulum500
Corinthians
BATified2023
Oyin44
Villa12
Drlateef
Yarimo the irapaji boi
Moh47
Pandoraobi
Igbotormentor
Mannabbqgrillz
Madridguy and the rest of y'all muthafucking urchins.....
Una attention dey needed here oooooo

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Politics / Re: Patrick Okowa Requests To Borrow Another β‚¦β€Ž20 Billion (See Request Letter) by Memphitz357: 8:59pm On Feb 08, 2023
Hendrixky:
After this election we are going to be aware of certain things
1)the problem of Nigeria is tribalism and not all about religion but mostly tribalism
And hausas are not really tribalistic the way we thought
But the yorubas are more tribalistic

Because as at the time Buhari was sick and travelling for medical attention we all was clamouring for him to hand over to a healthy and vibrant Osinbajo. We regretted our action of being stupid to elect a sick old man

But now we have a vibrant and healthy Peter obi contesting but the yorubas because of tribalism wants us to install tinubu again knowing fully well that the world will mock us

The worse part of it is that the pain and memory of the incessant travel for medical check up by Buhari is still very fresh in our mind.not like it happened 20 years ago. It just happened yesterday..

And for all those quoting me. Please am not any of this tribe not igbo, yoruba or hausa. I'm from the South South
God bless you, my brother!
Truth, they say is like an open wound. Only conscience can heal it.

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Romance / Re: My Mum Doesn't Want Us To Get Married Because Of This Picture by Memphitz357: 7:34pm On Feb 08, 2023
Zikonna:
I need serious advice. I grew up an only child, raised by a single mum. My dad abandoned us as when I was a kid and few years later he died in an accident. My mum is the most important person in my life and I love and respect her. She is also a very religious woman and raised me so.

I am settled and ready to get married and I have met the woman I am sure is the one for me. My mum has met her once and although she had her reservations she wasn't opposed to it. But yesterday while going through my fiance's whatsapp status(bacause she has her number), she came across the picture below and because of it, she is now opposed to the marriage. According to her, she can't let her only child get married to a girl that wears bum shorts in public. She says "this sort of dressing is from the devil"

I have tried to explain to her that my girl isn't like that and she only wears clothes like that once in a while. My mum is still adamant. She wants me to end our relationship and find a "responsible woman"

I am currently torn between my mum and the woman I have decided to spend the rest of my life with. I am afraid that if I disobey my mother's instructions, it would lead to serious circumstances as she is also my spiritual mother.

I do not know what to do. Look at the picture below. I really don't see anything wrong. I cropped her face to maintain anonymity.
DM me her phone number πŸ€ͺ
Autos / Re: SOLD!!! 2007 Toyota Camry XLE 4plugs Registered @3.1m by Memphitz357: 6:50pm On Feb 08, 2023
2.6m
Politics / Re: Datti Baba-Ahmed: Nobody Will Get Kano's 1.9 Million Votes Of 2015 (Video) by Memphitz357: 6:17am On Feb 08, 2023
Ekundayo7574:
Lol this goat they deceive himself, nothing they split APC is getting all, very unpopular somebody
This goat wey I quote now is also taking nonsense. APC will lose woefully in less than 3 weeks.

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Politics / Re: A Catfish With Labour Party Sticker Spotted In The Market (photo) by Memphitz357: 12:24am On Feb 08, 2023
FromZeroToHero:
Watch and see how ThΓ―efnubu Urchins will start attacking the innocent fish.
The urchin below you didn't fail to disappoint.....🀣

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Autos / Re: Registered Toyota RAV4 2003 by Memphitz357: 12:09am On Feb 08, 2023
Fkehinde:
Registered Toyota RAV4 2003
Buy and drive
All documents are intact

Price: 2.5 million



Call or WhatsApp 08162000413
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Politics / Re: We Have Business With Park Managers Not Mc Oluomo β€” INEC by Memphitz357: 5:32pm On Feb 07, 2023
Jalinspy:
Gbas gbos for Tinubu left and right. If Sanwolu no respect himself and disassociate from the tinubu he will lose his 2nd term. The reasonable nigerians are wiser this time.
Tinubu and urchins must learn some lesson grin.
Dunno about you but I'm definitely voting for Gbadebo Rhodes of Labour Party.
Muthafuck Jide Sanwo-Olu and the APC!!!
Politics / Re: β€˜Intensely Partisan’ - APC Rejects Nextier Poll Forecasting Obi As Number One by Memphitz357: 5:26pm On Feb 07, 2023
peepydelano:
I began to dislike Obidients the moment they started getting aggressive with any perceived opposition, their greatest undoing is to ever think they can oppress anyone into supporting obi. Obi is just an opportunist and he’s just going about lying and faking things. We all saw how he transformed anambara to the London it is today.
And Lagos of today is similar to Modern London, right??
Truly, you urchins and una f00lishness eheeeeeeen..... totally irredeemable
Politics / Re: Fashola: APC Will Win 2023 Election by Memphitz357: 6:29am On Feb 07, 2023
Na this February 25th we go determine the number of sanatorium we go build after compiling the votes APC will get in the elections.

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Autos / Re: Tokunbo Ford Mustang 2004@2.8m by Memphitz357: 10:51pm On Feb 06, 2023
Dope wheels
Autos / Re: Camry 2011 For Sale by Memphitz357: 5:53pm On Feb 06, 2023
2011 model, ke??
Dey play ooooo!!!
Just dey play!!!

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Politics / Re: 2023: Fresh Nextier Poll Projects Peter Obi’s Victory by Memphitz357: 5:41pm On Feb 06, 2023
lhordspy:
Mediocre poll.

Poll that project Obi to win(have more vote) in:

buhari's kastina ahead of APC
Okowa's delta ahead of PDP
Atiku's Adamawa ahead of PDP
And Tinubu's Lagos, ekiti, osun, Ogun ahead of APC.

Is that not comedy skit? And to even think it was formulated by one Ndubuisi Ekwekwe ; is laughable grin cheesy

Pained muthafucking urchin 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
This sense wey una nor wan gree get, una must get am by force.

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Politics / Re: APC Splits Into 300 Factions - Deji Adeyanju Reveals by Memphitz357: 2:22pm On Feb 06, 2023
175:
Which division our Nairaland resident urchins come dey?

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The gazelle garagara interpreter come and earn your 30k. Month go soon end ooo

Of which POS go charge am 5k for him to get it in cash

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Politics / Re: APC Splits Into 300 Factions - Deji Adeyanju Reveals by Memphitz357: 2:16pm On Feb 06, 2023
Massiveglory:
grin
Division 300:
Ihordspy aka gragara interpreter
Wwwihy
Legendhero
Osunorginal
Searchng4love
Zulum500
Corinthians
BATified2023
Oyin44
Villa12
Drlateef
Yarimo the irapaji boi
Moh47
Pandoraobi
Igbotormentor
And others too numerous to mention.
Note 75% of all these belongs to one person
Mannabbqgrillz, nko??
Politics / Re: CBN's Plan Is To Cause Protest And Stop Elections - Oshiomhole (Video) by Memphitz357: 10:55pm On Feb 05, 2023
post=120667209:




Truer words have never been spoken.
We have always say the below here,

Two characteristics of Igbos : HYPOCRISY AND LIES!.
It's in them like Peak milk.







It is always good and refreshing to see we still have reasonable and sensible members like you on this forum.
God bless your parents for giving us Kings like you.
A better Nigeria all around is all we want.
A better Nigeria we shall get whether the evil ones like it or not.

We Rise

You've stopped supporting your darling daddy, Buhari??
Wonderful!!!😳😳😳

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Celebrities / Re: May Edochie's Lawyer To Sue Instagram User For Adding Judy Austin To May's Photo by Memphitz357: 5:39pm On Feb 04, 2023
Ever since Dr. Anu worked on this mgbeke ho , Sarah Martin's yansh, Instagram nor dey gree rest for we yard.
Back in the days, the slogan was " Shake What Ya Mama gave you"..... nowadays, it is " Shake What Dr. Anu made for you".......πŸ˜„

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Politics / Re: How True Are El-Rufai's Several Claims On Channels TV Interview? - Fact Check by Memphitz357: 5:36pm On Feb 04, 2023
lhordspy:


You aren't even ashamed of yourself. Someone said Bornu (One state) is 4times bigger than the whole of your region, the entire 5states combine.

Instead of hiding your head in shame. You went sourcing for fact checking articles, disputing the fact, that it is only 2.5 times. grin cheesy

More like a teacher scored you Zero out of 60marks. But you are arguing that you actually got one question right. So he should have scored you 1 over 60 instead. Sham*less lot.
Just shut your mouth and go and interpret Tinubu latest gaffe for us!!!
Dumb ass urchin.

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Politics / Re: Denying Tinubu’s Works In Lagos As Governor Is Plain Hatred β€” Comedian Seyilaw by Memphitz357: 4:57pm On Feb 04, 2023
Osidazz19:


Go and tell your drunkard village idiot father to shut the fvck up. Bast@rd omo ale ome monkey
You're the bast@rd here.
Bitchass gay cocksucking muthafucka!!πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Nigeria Owes A Debt That That Could Build 160 Kainji Dams by Memphitz357: 4:46pm On Feb 04, 2023
The leader of alms and beggers, Buhari go fit answer this one.

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Politics / Re: Denying Tinubu’s Works In Lagos As Governor Is Plain Hatred β€” Comedian Seyilaw by Memphitz357: 4:39pm On Feb 04, 2023
Osidazz19:
it's funny and sad that the same set of IPOB retards that are running to Lagos on daily basis are the same idiots that are saying Lagos is terrible.
You keep running to a terrible place but you refused to stay in your evil enclave.
Bunch of delusional brainwashed hate filled God forsaken animals.
Shut your filthy mouth, you f**king tribal bigot!!

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