₦airaland Forum

alhassanlens:
No security in the bank?
Hhhm notin man no go see 4 naija ohh.

So wiv ur right senses u will try James Bond abii??

Doz who shot his legs are mad abii??

Hahahaha...
Am sure that man ran mad after he discovered his millions had been stolen via ATM som yrs back..

So watz wrong wiv revenge mission..

If ATM fraud done do u something u will know that the dude ain't mad...

Best place to serve is Lagos, Kirikiri yard cous of constant light nd a common room for late nite movies.

If u guy is a porn addict nd decides to let the world know, watz d big deal..

All diz church goers be wailing like jolly wailer of Guatemala..

See beta sharp cloth wey beat "Niike' wey som pple dey wear..

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]How do you know she's nigerian? [/color]

Can't u see d folded yansh..

That customized 9ja yansh..

Never knew it's an offense ooo..
I will stop henceforth...

Chaii.. Dere is god ooo!!!
All this blood APC is sharing, there is god oo!!!!...

RIP defector...

Person go lock him ATM for Safe still him go get debit alert..

Now that dey don't need my atm, jst my phone number nd d guessing starts.

Chaii.. pple account go turn Diamondic dry soon..

Never knew Lawyers re now daft, the pix we all saw, ow did that pix portray corporal punishment..

This rainy season is really having an adverse effect on some brains..

He should add 7 more kids frm diff mum so that he can stand where D Men of Black stand..

Hmm..
Going to d _tush area of the state that has less traffic to check car papers.

Abeg Oshodi like area no dey ekiti, wen beta tipper drop smoke for him eyes person no go tell am say him road experience has left him..

Fayose my Hero
Obiano my Leader..

This is the only guy that his lies comes close to lie-lie mohammed..

After using 3yrs to steal 20yrs money u decided to quit without telling us d govt is so corrupt, after spending it u re back abii..

I command d spirit of lie in Remi babalola to quit his body nd go back to lie mohammed.

mschubby:
pour him cold H20, sorry

Ice block would b ideal..

Feeling like Irish queen bah

NaLaugh:
Good luck!

Thanx buh don't b left behind..

Braiding ke Breaking nii...

The dude is losing the old braid..

Well, I can braid too, majorly galz wiv bushy apian way.

tucky200:
seriously is these all that could come out from ur brain Niggah u got brain pollution nd u need help

Sure I ve got buh seriously it's air borne nd d last place I have being for d past 3month is ur family home.

We know nd wat have u done to steer d economy clear of the economic hardship if not busy ensuring the northerners remain Lord's over the West.

PDP soldiers re bouncers while APC soldiers jst registered for gym class.

Thou watin concern Biafran soldiers..

Pls don't do it. It belittles you ooo..

Pls wen Ekaette start dishing him kpomo food come over to nairaland nd raise another topic.

We will always b there for u..




Sips orijin nd chews pop corn while I wait for em feminist to come start dancing naked.

Such is possible in benin...

OP better compose better testimony for nxt sunday cous if u give dem dis shit above, church go place u on wizard watch list....

Buh seriously ur grand mother is a very powerful woman, religiously or Jujuciously..

Nice crib buh wat I have coming is better than this..

mschubby:
I don't even have a boyfriend

Faints!!!!!!!

Lemme b nah..

They should confirm, that dude is a nigerian Infact edo guy, baba Osho wuld gist u better.

Good for d young boii, at least 1 ediot less..

Even village pple no fit drill 5yr old warri boii to commit sucide.

His father wuld have changed his name frm Emelike to Emeka before disowning him..

Anya boiz na'cha red.
Very sure the boy towed the path the father laid for him..

If that man does not do a very strong legal job now he is alive, emelike emeka will out do his siblings.

Hmm...
OP I feel like e-slapping u.
My friend rephrase ur topic, ow on earth wuld u still term her as "My Girlfriend".

Blive mii, in her head u re "OTEMU D MUMU HELPER".


Abeg still code like mumu, fvck evil spirit into her nd dump her.

Like seriously, e don even tey wey dem write that book.

Seriously I thought d book was written by Mohammed Shekau d holy nigeria Islam messenger..

Chaii, d man sef Nah Ogboni head..

Make I cover mysef wiv the blood of Jesus nd drive off..

Som1else can modify my post nd put RIP.

Did she shout or called out for help? If "No" nwanne park kia well.

She will call u wen d "Ajuo mmuo" u fvcked into her leaves..

If she no call, pls buy same alcoholic mixture for a studed gay, lock the door nd swallow d key.
This will cleanse d spirit of Karma in ur life..

mschubby:
wow. How sweet





God please let me get this type of surprise soon IJN

Then quit dat broke nd red eye Nigga.

Wen Okpo marry Okpo, anything goes buh if she intend to dress up that way on my wedding day she should better come nude so that I know we jst came to entertain people before she enters the brothel I mst ve built for her.