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Sadeluhv: U can't cum from nowhr & ask questuon anyhow,he knw his score & he is very sure of his admission into UI.

thank u jare ma baby

FrancisTony: OMG! See question?
Does that need an answer?

thanks jare....u spoke ma mind

Happy birthday,Dr. Adesewa a.k.a SEXY95.I call her my jewel of inestimable value.
She's a silent observer here,so u might nt knw her......llnp

Meelaw: Wetin u score 2 knw if u get chance 4 Ui,and wetin b ya score sef?

nt necessary

Una gimme work....had to read 4 pages.....no wahala......i go do ma own....
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Sum1 help me tell ui dat i give dem till thurs evening to release diz FUKN list!.....If i don pay polyibadan school/hostel fee by friday and em cum later release am,na gbege oo.....

Z it ma browser dahz faulty abi na ma brain dey back date......any1 notice dia hasn't been any topic on nLand fp today......even all threads i've visited today seem dry....

Sadeluhv: Serious,Sinzu,i don't like ur posts sometimes bt base on d level we both place ourselves,it makes me not to comment at times,u nid to let go of sometins,not everytin said,u must reply.

noted

Jesus christ of Ahoi!
LafYafTearMaBelle
i dey sure sey if bullets get legs,alot of peeps hia go don order am to run into ma skull wif usain bolt speed......


#CertifiedTroubleMaker


#Mission-ToCauseHarmlessThreadUnrest
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Take me serious @ ya own peril

Mikebis: are u done?u cn c av already quote dis b4,jst dat i dnt undstand wat u mean den,nt until i saw taylor's quotin dat...2 b candid wt u,ur words smtimes are offensive...
Did u tink am here 2 b like sm1 else here,or copyn anoda's person personalties...like u said ur self,d way u chat in here is dffrent 4rm d way u live ur life outside there...so do i,am a cool lad menh,i dnt pretend 2 b more dan who i am 2 impress ppl...i alwas b ma self,u av not knw ma character fully,i tink wen we get 2 ui,u gona knw me beta,u may even hate me,cos i dnt hang arnd wt ppl alot,i alwax isolate ma self,nd also kip mute 4 so many hrs witout talkn 2 any1,dats mk smpl hate me so much,because they do tink am alwas pompous nd proud.dat's a brief abt ma self dude..
Note:am nt tryn 2 b like shakur or anyoda persn in dis place..

#SpitsOnYouAndWalksOut

Mikebis: hahaha...fipa

bros,i no ask 4 ya opinion na?.......u wan turn shakur wannabe....u think sey e easy?......

Will be better don by a big booty ebony.....
Incase if diz makes fp,FTC

Ifyx: Dem go b lyk "abi 2nd list don comot"

naxo

joyf8t: Buht I gentle dis mornin sha, Red wine tinZ (J.P Chenet. Cabernet-syrah) on point......hesjay wa join mi

i swear!diz babe na asset!

I dey imagine d kain swear pple wey no dey online go swear 4 us when em finally cum online to see a truckload of pages to read.....#EvilGrin

Fynestboi: iffahear i miss u gan trust me...

hmmm...owkie...
#Hugs

Ifyx: ahan,ah don comot dose pimples

u sure?.....#CarriesMicroscopeToVerify

joyf8t: 4get dat 1 abeg, its nw wen Queen Of d Zanga (Bellapearl) drinks guyz/boiz wait in Fear

shwuo!
U see am!
When i dey counter diz issue of 'gender equality' pple be dey castigate me!
Woman compete wif men at the bar{court},now they also want to compete wif men at the bar{parlour} again....IgifUp!

Fynestboi: Dr. Hesjay me miss pass kilode how school?

u no miss me ya course mate....no problem oo....

Taylor184: the guy go get hangover for a whole week ni

if dahz d case,shanran will be okay 4 him then....

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]If u fit get beer,i no mind......#Wiliams shld b ok...lk 6bottles[/quote]stand by keke maruwa go don dey ready 4 u wey go carry u reach ur door step

Ifyx: abeg pass am if u don finish

bros,u get pimples....i no go fit share handkerchief wif u...

joyf8t: Pls pass d Vodka if Hesjay is naht intrested

maami! U sef dey cut bottle?....u go still fit walk if u take am finish?

Taylor184: Burukutu is ok for the guy

wif 1ltr of gegemu

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]In short,that is the summary of happenings on the thread from creation till date. Pray More to come by God's grace. I stated that the admission era is still on since some of our comrades are still expecting good news which i know will come very soon.
2013 surely remains the best year of my life(I give glory to God for that), and joining this thread was the best thing that happened to me,because it was through this thread that i got the inspiration enough to see me through my admission process.[/quote]standing ovation!
applause!
Screams!
Shout!
Lemme av ya autograph on ma thigh

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]The admission era was of course the most a short one.It started a day after the results were released and is still on. After the results,we stopped the cry over spilled milk and focused more on what the cut-off points for each department could be. We again entered into the hands of the 'connected' guys as they never stopped telling us what the 'VC' and 'Admission Officer' told them. Our boss,Jossy4luv even said UI was going to use aggregate of our utme and postutme scores for admission. Well,as 'reliable' as he was,that info of his turned out null when UI released the cut-off points and it was postutme criteria that was used. The release of cut-off points caused mixed feelings on the thread,while some were thanking God for making i,some were sad for not. It didnt't really move me then since i had paid my school fees at University of Ilorin. Those who didn't meet the cutoff for their various courses had to fill the change of course forms. People celebrated it,lots of congratulatory messages and testimonies flowed in,it was indeed dream come true for most of us. Our major goal for joining the thread had been achieved,hence, our joy knew no bounds. That era records the highest happy moments in the history of the thread.[/quote]tears......taylor gimme ur handkerchief....

Taylor184: Lmao....Sinzu don craze walai

hesjay na born again oo,he does not take vodka..
@hesjay,i dey feel you bro

ehn,i don tell bar man make im give am local....

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]The PostUTME era,being the shortest era in the course of the thread lasted about 4days,from the exam day to the day the results were released. Most of us travelled down to Ibadan,the city with brown rooftops on the friday that preceeded the post Utme date,with high hopes of seeing one another. We planned to meet at a garden in front of Tedder Hall,UI, a plan which later got excellently executed. The exam date was a really scary one for most,as it was to decide the destiny of all of us. A mistake on that date, might mean an extra year in the lives of many. I got to UI that very morning and met Kessy with whom i later went with to Faculty of Education where i met my bosses Atesunate,Ifyx,Amb Fitsant,and Easyson. The examination came and in no time,candidates were ready to go to their various destinations. We met at Love Garden as planned and had a wonderful time. Among those who were present are Shakur,fynestboi,Dapsondiu,soa,Mesopotamia,Sadeluv,Bbethlicious,Dekunmi,Becalina and of course,Hesjay in his simple form.
The meeting was fun.
As was observed in the UTME examination,People talked of the postUTME as 'easy'. Most of us talked of scores of 80 and above. My friend shakur,was even so sure of getting 80. It isn't his fault and it's not because he is ITK,i myself was sure of nothing less than 75 since the i answered the examination,to the best of my knowledge,very excellently.
Unfortunately or rather fortunately,we were all disappointed when the results were released and we saw scores lesser than what we were expecting. The results were released on a portal instead of the list that was expected since it was UI's culture to release everything on a list;this later caused an uproar as people thought perhaps,UI admission won't be as credible as it has always been.I myself got 63,a score 12 below what i expected and shakur,my boss having 64. Many people were flushed out of the system since they didnt meet the 'pass mark'. Obviously,something had gone wrong because i was and i will forever be so sure that i couldn't get less than 70 in that examination. Many of us complained about it,but we were definitely left with no toher choice than to accept our fate,hoping for lesser cut-off points. I won't but make mention of an incident that happened then. One of our bosses who is of course, a 100level student in UI,in defense of his School,came here and posted that UI will never make a mistake in the results as most of us were saying. He talked as if those of us talking are morons and we don't know what we are saying. I laughed when i saw the post. I reserve my comment on that.
Well,that era came and passed away.[/quote]learnt u dnt take vodka....bar man! Serve him local then....

BRAINEE123: Yes,it does. Tnx Sire!

Netee , meet me @ d backyard aroud 5pm. We get talk.

netee?

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]The Shortlist Waiting Era,by far the longest era of the thread started on Wednesday,17th July 2013. Guys were ready for the 'show',a day which every UI aspirant dreads. As normal as it should be,that date records the highest population of users on this thread. Apart from that day,i've never seen a population as large as that viewing a topic here on education section except for those placed on the front page by moderators. We waited so long,but UI disappointed us. The reason is not necessarily far-fetched,it was due to the strike action of the Academic Staff Union Of Universities(ASUU) which started about 2 weeks before that date. Our hopes were further raised when Jossy4luv told us that UI,not releasing the list on the promised date was due to a technical mishap and that the list will be released latest friday. To cut it short,our waiting lasted 70days. Many things happened during those days,daily prayers for UI and ASUU,complains and groaning from all corner,daily checking of UI website,daily checking of News Sites to know the latest happenings on ASUU strike. The 'connected' guys were not in anyway left out. Everyday,we saw posts like '..i called the dean of arts,he said shortlisting is next tomorrow','...The registrar is a friend to my mother's colleague's sister'. Even through the delay,we kept preparing for the exam like it's tomorrow though many of us later lost interest in preparation and stopped/reduced study for the examination. We continued that way until the evening of Monday,23rd September 2013 when UI surprised the candidates by releasing a notification that the examination will take place on Saturday,28th Septmeber 2013,a date i earlier told fellows about,using a tip-off i got from a 'confirmed' source. The notification actually caught us unaware since we were not pepared for the examination,not at a date that is as close as 5days away.
It further made us realize how 'wicked' University of Ibadan,the first and indeed the best insititution in Nigeria could be. As students,we had no choice than to use the few days to get ready for the battle. We started preparations,printing of invitation letters,getting accomodation,gathering documents,our 5.2 x 5.2cm passport photograph etc. I'll say the era successfully ended on Friday,27th September,2013.[/quote]hmmm...i remember vividly

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]The PostUTME Reg era started on Friday,21st June 2013 when UI released a notification for registeration for PostUTME examination,a date earlier proposed by Samuel,a medical aspirant and Jossy4luv. As expected, the process started the monday that followed with most people registering on that day. I remember colelcting five thousand Naira from my dad instead of the two thousand Naira that was to be used for the registeration. I did my own registeration on thursday,27th June. The era witnessed lots of posts,strictly for questions on uploading of passport and signature and for other requirements for the registeration. Though,it lasted for a short period of time,it has lots of pages since it was indeed a very crucial era. The era ended when the registerations came to a halt. I won't forget the bruhaha that occured then over suggestions of what UI will use as the factor for shortlisting candidates who were to write the postUTME,it was indeed fun.[/quote]coughs
give him a thunder clap!

[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]The UTME era lasted for about a month,i can say it started about a week to UTME PPT days and lasted till CBT results were fully released. This era specifically is a special one or to some, a unlucky one since the era marked the beginning of Darwin's Theory of Survival of the fittest on this thread. The species that were able to cope with the intense conditions of the Nation and JAMB remained while the species that were unable to cope went into extinction. The era started with deliberations,suggestions and decisions,people asking about their Utme centres to know if there are other people with the same centres. It followed with the PPT examination and how people came to tell us how 'easy' the exam was,being so confident,many calculated scores and proposed scores of over 250 with that of Fynestboi being 326(That got me laughing). Well, to mine and everyone's surprise, the results which came in about 4 or 5days after left us with rhetorical questions of how it happened.
Many of us got over 50marks below our expected scores. When i checked my result,the first thing that came to my mind was 'abi na my result b dis?' because i couldn't just believed my eyes,i had expected nothing less than 280 but lo,240. I was momentarily sad but i got happy when i came here and saw stories of people with below 200. If curses were bullets, Prof Dibu Ojerinde would probably be in Hell or Heaven,dining with his ancestors by now. The reason being that,most people blamed their 'failure' on The Registrar of Jamb,Prof Ojerinde,saying he purposely reduced candidates' scores. Then came the CBT examinations which only few of us were to write. I don't know why,but i had that thought that CBT candidates were going to pass the examination excellently,since it was a new innovation and JAMB would definitely want candidates to love the system. It later came to pass,as candidates who did CBT passed so excellently that i began to wonder if i was a slowpoke for not choosing CBT in UTME. Even around me,i had friends of mine whom naturally,even their ancestors know we are not in the same level academically,having 270 and above. This further infuriated Forumites to rain more destiny-changing curses on Dibu Ojerinde. Well,we later got over it and decided to move forward,aiming higher for the postUTME though till tomorrow,some people still blame Dibu for what happened. At the end of the era, many people sadly left the thread since UTME didn't favour them. Such is life,we all aim our guns,only some are able to shoot,and when we shoot,only few hit the target.[/quote]presidential handshake awaits u after the speech

jennilisius: smiles**,..so wats meanin of GC*** oga

Grand Commander of the Federal Republic