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Coldfeet:
Thank you

everything about you is feet fa, coldfeet, coolfeet, chillfeet, aquafeet I even saw six feet........... But AQUAFEET fear me most shey u be MAMMY WATER PACKAGE

Nickymezor:
Wat a sweet victory Thank u Chelsea fr a kool Birthday / New year gift in advance...

when is the birthday holla me num below a wonderful 2017 awaits us

shamecurls:
I don hammer!

make I forward acct number just small change go do

Goooooooaaaaaaaalllllllllllll Man_U 2-1 na bet. Sake I dey celebrate o

And the Governor has done the regular thing. United 1-1 for betting sake try win

in other news manchester is losing

Chelsea 3-2 stop all this nonsense biko

Its 2-1 or this is another chelsea match

Abeg seun I want to hide the position where like is placed... Thanks

Temibabie:
Elegushi..... 2nd of jan

would be getting set for Kwara state can't attend rara. MCID......MY CASE IS DIFFERENT..... Let the redeemed of the lord say

mlanreh:
And this same card worked for bank account opening and linking of BVN

exactly jst like that

BeeSwagz:
how come did u get another one....mine is 2016.
.op it won't affect someone sha....its nysc's fault DAT someone wud serve in 2017

you have no ish my sister my own I'd epired 2015 yet its acceptable

PHATE007:
another call was made, he said UNFAILINGLY JANUARY 24TH.... ..... SO let's cross our mind for 24th ... Me want to marry.. @mightyleks where is ya uncle?

he doesn't want additional wife o said 21 is enough for him

PHATE007:
I am interested oooooo... Running to submit application

. Haba na so u need am reach u didn't even wait for address

PHATE007:
Hello guys.. M back again with some not so great news... There have been speculations about the exact dat for camp.. Well accodimg to DG CAMP IS FROM 21ST JAN...

the contractors given to sew the kits have nt gone far.. So its safe to say camp has been extended from jan 10th to 21st due to LOGISTICS REASON...

as for me, I want to find one emir in the north to Marry... Theres no way I can tell dem at home that camp have been shifted from 10th to 21st..

*sad sigh*

Happy new yr in advance


Cc @fabulocity @haycay @dream2

I get emir uncle o oya submit ya application to me

chumaster:
I guess you have finished your allowee and tfare back to PPA is now another problem

I tell u that 19800 infact its 18500 no reach anywhere I fit say. Na. Accomodation I use am for

Oboy see heaven on earth.......... This is not bad is is worse

chumaster:
The allowance you received while in camp was for December!

Next allowance will be paid on January ending (btw 24-28).

In October which is our probable passing out month, we will be paid double; that is N39,600 for October and November(3 weeks casual leave inclusive in Nov.)

correct info... But I wish they cud just pay this december like around 28-31

Merry Christmas ppl oya share take this pounded yam nd egusi soup then use the malt and pure water take am down

Mikkyjay17:
LIFE AS A CORP MEMBER IN CAMP AND THE PRIMARY PLACE OF ASSIGNMENT

To all those that usually occupy like 5 chairs, just to reserve seat for their friends during SAED lectures, I hope you now work in a restaurant where you make seat reservations for customers.

To all those guys that would occupy 2 chairs and when a fellow guy ask them for a seat, they will refuse but will gladly give the seat to a girl….I hope you are now married to the girl.

To all those who did “eye service” in camp and forming familiarity with the camp staffs and soldiers in order to be posted to a good place for PPA….I hope you now work at Shell Petroleum plc.

To all those who hustled for every post in camp-Platoon leader, social leader, sport leader, room leader, toilet leader…I hope you were finally retained in camp.

To those people wey carry parade for head, marching from morning till night screaming Prey shun!… I hope you have now been enlisted into the Nigerian Army.

To those who seriously paid attention to the SAED lectures…. I hope you still remember everything you were taught.

To those people who were forming O.B.O at mamee market that night after the first allowee paid…. I hope you still have change (Not Buhari’s change).

To those who suddenly don’t drink pure water (sachet water) again when they were in camp… I hope you are still consistent with buying bottle water.

To girls forming posh in camp… I hope you have been able to attract Van vicker.

To those announcers at OBS, forming foreign accent, I hope you now broadcast 10’o clock news at channel TV.

To those people who stayed coded, observing on ghost mode….Imma dey hail oooo.

This is a beginning of another life after camp.

oya collect 1million likes

Babaty87:
Please shed more light on this Red Cross Group of a thing in camp or better still, let us know about any Group that is really cool in camp. I even heard that being in some Groups gives one an edge to be posted in the State Capital. please let's know in details. thanks.

yeah I joined red cross too u're exempted from drilling to cater for. Those tht may faint in parade ground. No requirement to join. Just walk to them nd request to join. They greet one another by saying RED O and u reply CROSS O and Vice Versa

sharliz:
for where mind usef ooo.. Sud be in owode next week sha

can't remember when I visit town last yes town cuz it haff pass village

sharliz:
lol.. nutty do u know my age I Sud tell u dat

iffa hear are u ancient of days? Na u b our last born

sharliz:
r u serious datz where I hail from too owode egba

. Welcome to the family

aydeluxe:
really.....strange ...I hope u are not my distant family sha...lmao...am Egba

Egba re wa. Am Egba too Obafemi Owode LG

purplish:
Please gist me, how did you join? I'm a Lawyer with good communication skills. Do I qualify? I need to limit the stress in camp for myself abeg

its by application and interview ppl are always much

ashewoboy:
you can vex gan e nvr reach that na. is that how you used to do?

I smell OLAMIDE

Posimii:
yea,I ll b staying in d family hos tho my ppa far from dear but I just av to

Abeg stay family house I even wish myself same but my PPA over far from family house in kwara. House rent can break. Back

Posimii:
rada dear,ose.
I don miss gl ooo
I no kom kno where to start

no b only u jare mesef lost small just recovering

Fabulocity:
Meanwhile...

na winners u dey attend

Posimii:
me na Abeokuta south. Just reach hos like an hour ago

kaabo hope oko o je epo