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Cook for me keeee
to me ooo
i do not really belief she can to my taste and beside if she Bleep up

Orlando Owoh: Owe malebo. . .

ajoji eewoh
are you from kabba?

dammy1985: Kabba from odo afin compound

okun oo
are you in kabba nw

Adaobi12: Nt in dis life, mbaise and nnewi ,no go area 4 me. Dia guys 2 bad. Ndi aghugho.

chichi
see confession 4 hia ooo

Abbey2sam: I'm from kabba/bunnu local gov'ment (okun)
Kogi state

okun o baba

babylolaroy: lol i know the difference between friend and fried nau. am sure yu wont fry me...welcome to my circle of friends....



happy friendship day!!!

thanks for the meekness

Song lyrics and book of solomon were my best friend in those days.
I remembered been a consultant for my seniors in secondary school, friends and even my elders at home when it come to love letters

lollysweet: I remember the 'crazy-funny' one i recieved from my classmate.Twas more like a marriage proposal,d guy was already talking about us getting married and giving birth to twins.

that's the best of all the proposer
gud for you dearie

Yield: My folks are from Esie, Kwara State!!

Based on what I know, I also have family in Illorin, Kaduna & Offa (I think).


BRaaaPPPP!! Bullet Bullet!!

hmmmmmm

Caracta: Debosky!

looking for others to post why you keep mute

Caracta: Exactly! Or do you have feelings for her?

Oya swap something jor

more than feelings
she's now my blood relation
a msg to her

L.M Ayedun..:
I rep Isanlu, Kogi state

proudly the omo okuns'
EKINRIN-ADDE ilu baba mi.
But what pain me most i can't tell much about the village coz my dad only took us there when we are primary 3

Enugu state don hammer. Na mak dem dey xport am nau
wic kain aproko b dis
november fool

Caracta: I want to swap Uj_sizzle (a type of phone) in exchange of a box of chocolates (a type of another phone). Any one? It's urgent pls.

so, the 1st thing that came to your mind to be swapped is uj phone?

mayorall: Anything bad in that. Dating a nairalander since 2012.

datz y u post her piz rit?
Anyway you are demonstrating the possibilities of dating a nairalander

I don't just no where i kept the last 1 i wrote in 2007 coz i stil have a copy. Very funny
lemme search 4 it

xynerise: Silly joke for that matter

infact i think andyblaze should enrolled in the school of comedian.

OMG!
Andyblaze u dey price skul fees
the HM supposed have locked you in 1 of the class before calling the dog

salsera: I hope you do know that even when both partners have no medical issues preventing pregnancy - it can take sometimes up to a year to get pregnant

So she has to endure having sex with you till she gets pregnant - someone you feel nothing for since its a contract you are looking for
So how do you work out the timetable - you go dey time her cycle abi? count her ovulation days too abi?

So if she miscarries nko (i do hope u know that miscarriages are common) - both of you will start having sex again or you find another partner. What compensation will she get since its her body we are talking about here.

If the baby is born with birth defects or any other medical issue nko? what about if the child grows up and has autism or dsylexia?

You may have thought through not wanting to be married but you havent thought through having a child.
You just want some replica of yourself so people can say - that's your son


Adopt one child - then rethink your idea of a contract.

whenever the word contract is use. It means the purpose must be under some term and conditions
i bliv who is interested wil settle that wit d op

greatgod2012: How will the conception go
Naturally(se*ually) or artificial insemination or surrogacy

the op said child of his own
then it is not artificial insemination.
Can u help him out

@op
you just make me remeber my friend in school before ASUU strike. He would said tboy i just need that girl on a contract package

-Mr Cork-:
...punny so hard to connect...please how can i derail this thread?

Dont you have bulldozer
do the simple pushing with loader of the bulldozer and i assure you. You are on point to derail the thread

Thanks @yield

Starting from me
AKURE ondo state

Nairaland as one of the fastest growing site on the internet in nigeria today.
The question
Which city in nigeria do you think has the largest population of nairalanders
simply play the game like this by posting your city
thanks

I want a share of ASUU honeypot
coz i am part of d struggle as a student.
5month no b joke

I would b
21
34
68

Heheheheheheheheheheh
lie+reality=unlimited laf
bt 2 b frank dos gala guys dey run o

babylolaroy: i will only ansa from the islamic perspective because am a muslim.
We believe our God Allah answers all prayers buh d way he answers it may not be obvious to us afterall he is the God of know-all. the all wise. if yu pray to live long and you went hiking one day and loose a finger of ur hand. yu take that to be a loss and probably curse God for not protecting yu enough. Then one day some evil men kidnaps yu for money ritual buh dia ifa deity rejects yu on d ground that yu r incomplete. yu av four fingers instead of 5 and dey spare yu. That is an acceptance of ur prayer of long life cos yu wudav been dead at dat instance if yu had ur fingers complete.
what God does for us are blessings in disguise. we only av to trust him as the 'best'. tell ur friend to cool down, trust God and believe all happns for a reason. Tell him this story:

a young man finishes sec. school nd prayed for admssn: he got it and he resumed school. during a gun duel by cultists, he was hit by stray bullet and died.
Now his friend whom dey finished sec school togeda prayed for admssn too buh ddnt get. he couldav been cursing dat God wasnt nice enuf to let him get admission. buh d truth is, he probably wudav been walking alongside his friend and might av been killed too if he had resumed

i think i really need you as a frnd
quote me right i said friend

babylolaroy: forget it...xynerise already sed its a story

owkay
ba leifi

babylolaroy: lol.i pity her again the more. shez gonna be all of these...hmn. yu didnt rememba to add ur partner in bed

dat 1 must dey her head nau

babylolaroy: come on dude, you are not a kid. you shouldnt swap religion because of love. its not enough. Islam is a religion of peace and its accomodating. Allah is ever ready to forgive you and accept you as a believer if yu are repentant. if you LOVE to become a muslim because you love islam and you love Allah and you love Muhammad and you wanna really be a follower, den you are most welcome. Al baab maftuh..the door is open.
Buh dont join islam cos u wanna marry a lady, its not enough reason and it may earn yu d name al munafiq

#gbam#
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