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chimajii:
With woss hand?

******Jamb Question; Number 1: with woss hand*****

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mobi18:
come wooze me nah,sheybi u go jes c ur hand hang for air no come down again..

chimajii:
See as u dey carry my T handle dey spread here. U haff try..

mobi18:
lets go somewhere private..u re my plan c,i no want make plan a know sayi dey comot with plan c

******Like ßambìßã fōrēßt bah *******



And that's a hattrick for the birthday girl....

What an amazing Goallllllllllllllllllll



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chimajii:

chimajii:
Oho!! Thread is boiling? @mistabiola

mobi18:
yimu,still keep sealing ur mouth,dt ur mouth go gum together by the grace of the Almighty God.. amen,amen,amen ijn fire

******If I wooze you*******

seun305:
Make we sabi oursef oo
#better by far

******blind date with a handicap*******

Aare2050:
na me talk am
wa to gbepe.
see him head
elmisti come help me tell this weyrey say we no gada dey d same lane, make he pack well. abeg

*******Aare(sickness) your last warning*******

JibrilJunior:
Mistabiola....dis wan weh you sigh

Pls share it...

********I can be too harsh*********

mobi18:
biola,keep sealing yur mouth oo,may ur mouth remain sealed till u get postd to borno and nt be redeployed..

*******I will report you to the Admin***********
*********you're my number 1 enemy************
**********Get ready for a lengthy ban with hardwork***********

JibrilJunior:
Somebody typed this

Wa to gbepe O

1980....1982

********hmmm********

mobi18:
u bera go and pacify her.. oko harinholar.. if nt,u go enter exile for 40 days

JibrilJunior:

okeyisyma:
When is the official time for statement of results collection..

********8:00am tomorrow morning, make sure you come with your nepa bill********

Aare2050:

o maa to gbepe

mobi18:
lol,,,,,she no go get space,,buh i dnt like to trouble my fellow sister gurl

Another Goallllllllllllllllllll for the Birthday Girl
That's a brace for you dear.....

HBD once more...... It's still your day*********
*******Shine On, even in the dark******

Solomonodimegwu:
Make i but land for dis plot cos d way i dey see am dat plot 2000 fit no reach my hand

******Awon omo poly******

seun305:
Shey we wan reach 2000 dis nyt ni?


Abeg wu see jeesica (physika)

Kingnap:
1980... Ai was here

JibrilJunior:
Ori mi wu O .....

Toorh lemme show my respects

The super mods,
The mods,
The guest observers,
Owners of this thread,
Landlords, Tenants, and agents,
Aare, Haywire1, mobile,
Arinola, Elmisi, seun,
Donsymon,sholyz, mistabiola,
All others too important to mention,
My lords spiritual and temporal
Members of the press

Permit me to start by thanking aare for granting me space in this thread, I acknowledge all seniors, mates, and juniors,

I promise to maintain peace and harmony,

God help me

Engr. Jibril
BetterByFar
Lagos Stream 1
PCM 2015
Nigeria's Diplomat to Qatar

********uwc bro*********



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Aare2050:
hmmmmm, nice question.
*holding the biggest dry gin*
it shall be well with you,
you see, iyalode is the most respected female in the mansion, she is a charming, clean, sweet, beautiful, wonderful, sensible, knowledge and accountable accountant. her moniker is ALLSMYLES.
she is my e-all in all.
you understand me now?
try as much as possible to avoid her quarters at the left mansion. thanks

*******fym*******

mobi18:
yimu,u dey Bleep up gan,y u dey fall my hand like this? in dis age and time,wetin b d big deal about car? na my hubby own wey im gimme to dey manage.. e don do u naw? such troublesome child*pheww*i need to beat sme sense into dt big hed if urs

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JibrilJunior:

mobi18:
i say mk persin help me check if my pro pic dey show,una no ansa me abi? shey u want to pee on ur bed dis night ni?

******Is that your Neighbors Car*******

chimajii:

Aare2050:
lols, I guess as much, na chimajii give it to him. with prescription 6 times a day

JibrilJunior:
Aare means President, leader, champion, oba

Sai Leader!

*Olohun ase eh ni alaa-aare oooo********

Say Amen

Harinholar:
...#smile#mistabiola...u see urself...aare2050 no be mi oooo..bt I tink say na weed

*******Analysis*****

Aare = means SICKNESS
2050 = Equates to the exact year he will be healed.....


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chimajii:
I 8 U

Bet y

Aare2050:
as the guy just dey gbin like elede(pig) he no gree talk. I think say an you do am like dat