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from chile 2015

Vondata:
We v really missed chukwueze and oshiemen combo... See two sweet assist from chukwueze

new gen women are very very disrespectful towards spouse

pocohantas:
You have evidence that some of the things on that list are modern? Have you done DNA on ALL your fathers kids or you assume ALL your mothers were angels. Who raised the modern couples? Mtcheeeew

ur last statement .....haaaaa

FuckYeyeMods:
For the singles, marriage is not what to joke around with.
Marriage is a very serious thing to be very careful with.
Most religion have stated out you should chose your wife and God will tka care of the rest.
You're lively and bubbly with that girl, very close and free with each other but after marriage everything can change gradually.
99% of time, women don't lose in marriage.
Please guys, marriage with wrong can ruin someone completely.
If you're a Muslim, do Istikhara with pure intentions.
Wallahi, marriage in itself is not too sweet

wait what...ur new wife or future

AfeezShomorin:
Mt main headache is that my wife's private part has serioisly expanded

Nothing prepared me for it

may your days be long

kapelvej:
DISRESECT. That is what gives birth to all other. forget g and f you can take care of that from the begining by even choosing not to be with such characters.

why didnt israel bomb and kill ugandans at enttebbe

UkoAnnang:



What are they gonna do about that?

When those terrorist attacked Isreal they should have considered a reiteration from Isreal. But their dead brain couldn't go there


Make them rest

like wot tech

Akinpresident:
If you tell this woman now to invest small money in tech so she can manage every aspect of her business, she'd feel you're out to rip her.

This should serve as a deterrent to all business owners.

Invest in tech. It saves a whole lot.

ibrahimovic na thug ooo

MetalJigsaw:
Replace Ibrahimovic with Ballotelli

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ...the baba...him forget

PapaNnamdi:
Baloteli

You missed baloteli 😂😂

not anymore ...its the other way now

onuman:
Be careful.
I travelled to Ghana from Lagos in the early 1980s. Literally every Ghanaian I met then was looking for a connection to migrate to Nigeria.

numba 2..u mean real sweet oloooshow

TooMuchStuff:
Finding a wife material for naija na by connection
but Finding Oskro or Oloshos is far easier

1 Over 90% of Beautiful gals in naija are possessed with different Evil Spirits of Water Air and Occult
2. Real sweet gals are busy with Yahoo boys
3. Plenty Ladies no get good Characters for wifeing
4 Economy don humble guys cos of marriage bills
5. Village People Factors

go and sit down

erad:
People are working and trying to correct years of rot and make your life better and all you wish them is evil. Even the Bible most of you swear by asks you to pray for your leaders.

The Lord is your strength but always remember, what goes around will surely come around.

yeah yeah correcting like stashing more dollars into foreign acct

erad:
People are working and trying to correct years of rot and make your life better and all you wish them is evil. Even the Bible most of you swear by asks you to pray for your leaders.

The Lord is your strength but always remember, what goes around will surely come around.

that is you,unfortunately tinubull the head is a worse crmiinalll than the committee

Chucks13:
Those who recommended this list for Tinubu must go to jail ASAP and that useless board who recommended this shameful list must be dissolve and scrap forever.

And the funniest thing is the committe heads are from SE according to our record pls is this just a deliberate attempt to ridiculed the president by the head of that useless committee or what?

Something is wrong here very very wrong somebody is a criminal among the committee head, a real sneaky criminal pretending to be on the president side.

Tinubu you are a learned person henceforth stop approving nonsense, if you are too busy as per the comexity of Nigeria and if Gbaja and Onanuga are moles tell your wife to go through some of this things and both of you scrutinise it before approval, betrayers are everywhere sir.

This is a serious insider manipulation to embarrassed the president deliberately I swear if I'm Tinubu I will order the arrest of all the committee members and lock them up and I will order the arrest of th person that brought this rubbish to my table for approval and I will personal apologize to the public.

whats wrong with catfish

Caaz:
I m no longer a fan of catfish,i use to years ago....but not anymore.
Goodmorning sis.

Yes i get Ugu too....but goats dey show me shege eating them.

research...stop claiming what u dont know

nairalanda1:
Not exactly. If they did, they would have a very bad economy. Basically it invites inflation

Printing naira at will under buhari is part of why our economy is bad right now.

You want to be as rich as the USA? Manufactured goods and services

white powder

gentility411:
Lolz..............what are u talking about Den tell u say na food be d man problem?

usa prints dollar at will

nairalanda1:
That's about....250,000,000 dollars. Which is less than what Harvard spent last year...6 billion dollars. A whole state is poorer than a whole university.

We better stop decieving ourselves by quoting billions of naira. Too much resource dependency has rendered us poor and broke ass.

That's why the state is going to take loans regardless.

Use your resources to make goods for the world? Una no hear...na to sell gold, and share the money...and the bandits come in for their cut.

78' 0-0

Pacesetter123:
Chai, Zimbabwe don collect red card..oo.
The ball don spoil.
S/A go don win now..oo

chill still nil nil 60plus

Nazgul:
I'm currently watching the Zimbabwe vs South African game and to be honest, it would take a miracle for Zimbabwe to defeat them.

South Africa is dominating the game.

until u realize it politicians worldwide that are spoiling islam

olabrad:
Yoruba culture and tradition already taught us that long before Islam started or came to Yoruba land. So, we don't need muhamed and his arab pagan idol to teach us justice .

Islam teaching justice is like an armed robber teaching holiness

another angle,richest man has so much time at hand cos no worries

PatientofYabale:
The richest man in the world managing about 5 companies with family still find time to post regularly on twitter, sometimes memes, but u wey your papa no get shi shi dey form busy busy!!!!... continue

haaa edo girl....but i dont wanna snoop on my girl phone...is dat wise

torqque7:
🤣🤣Omoh no go trust that gender 💯% o..them go use you anyhow..And na them jealous die..this same girl call most of my ex o to fight them lol..I just tire for that babe.The relationship ended the night I got evidence of her cheating with the yahoo boy but she didn’t know..I just kept choking her yarn to torment her psychologically for sometime while pretending all was well but the sight of her irritated me to my core even when she sleeps I go just dey look her dey vex dey use vex knack her till I tire come decide time don reach..
Do you know the yahoo guy just dey use her as side chick cos him get him own main chick and as she find out she now come dey show me extra love cos she felt rejected by the yahoo guy cos him just wan dey chop her she didn’t know I knew everything..omoh I torment her psychologically sha🤣🤣very yeye evil babe wey come from part of Nigeria wey their babes full Italy dey run Olosho pass..

nawaooo

torqque7:
🤣🤣Omoh no go trust that gender 💯% o..them go use you anyhow..And na them jealous die..this same girl call most of my ex o to fight them lol..I just tire for that babe.The relationship ended the night I got evidence of her cheating with the yahoo boy but she didn’t know..I just kept choking her yarn to torment her psychologically for sometime while pretending all was well but the sight of her irritated me to my core even when she sleeps I go just dey look her dey vex dey use vex knack her till I tire come decide time don reach..
Do you know the yahoo guy just dey use her as side chick cos him get him own main chick and as she find out she now come dey show me extra love cos she felt rejected by the yahoo guy cos him just wan dey chop her she didn’t know I knew everything..omoh I torment her psychologically sha🤣🤣very yeye evil babe wey come from part of Nigeria wey their babes full Italy dey run Olosho pass..

guy

torqque7:
Bro that gender think they are smart..my ex did same thing on her birthday,she cunningly avoided spending it with me until latter at night when I went to pick her up and she was smelling funny and I asked her why she was smelling funny lol..some days latter I found out the Olosho was knacked by one yahoo boy like that raw sef. Omoh I just pretend like I didn’t know and kept knacking her and tormenting her psychologically and this Olosho had the nerve to be making threats after we saw a movie of a guy who cheated on his babe and I was like see this mu-mu lol

Last last when I got tired of her na so I cast the matter and by then I been don dey another relationship and she was suspecting,then she by herself give herself brain when she realized I was no longer taking her seriously and she come hate me Wella but I no send her papa lol..Trust that gender at your peril..

so what of early 2000s song

zinaunreal:
I swear that song was absolutely crap. Our music only started making sense recently. Nigerians love crap music and don't even care about your lyrics that's what brought about the fall of rap song in Nigeria. No difference between doro and that useless song called "God win". Our Artistes have improvised and now they sing really good music not just music to sooth our shallow minded audience 😆. In the real sense, Tiwa will never since such crap if not for how the general audience reason. Nigerians try have sense haba. Doro 😆 doro mumu

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are you saying struggles make human live less

sleek214:
I guess it's old age because the lion doesn't look hungry.... The lion might be very old ( maybe 15 - 20 years). In the wild, lions live up to 12 years but in captivity, they can live up to 20 years because they don't have to compete for food.

asake rip....what du u mean

princeade86:
Remain atawewe, pasuma, saheed osupa, sego, kunle poly,abu stainless,asake (RIP), MC, koko zaria, jepron, abija...

KingDashx:
guy know as you dey talk make men no comot your teeth.. no be only special.

Don't ask Nairaland members for contact details (email, phone, bbpin) or investments.

tojahh:
Instead of you to dey talk of asking her hand in marriage.