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May God protect us all

Nice one bro, kip making naija proud

Rest in peace to d dead

Ok

Dat serves rite, because in nigeria d only warning we take seriously is low batery.

Clap 4 ur self

try. But in the girl's mind, you are being used to kill boredoem and depression.
So my dear Brother, the moment you hear you are so funny, switch emotions tacticaly and watchout for the rest.. Before you enter stage 3

3) “bestie": The moment you reach this stage, fogerit!!!
You are now the LG chairman of Friendzone!
Your deliverance will be headed by "Rev king" himself!! I don't know if there will be a cure for this stage or maybe Mr 10 commandments [Tosyne2much] will write the 10 ways of getting of being a bestie.. I believe he will help you. But the moment you don't save yourself from this stage, you will fall deeper to stage 4!!

4) “you’re like a brother to me": Officially you have become the president of friendzone!! You are asking me how

Have you ever seen a girl giving out her kitty kata to her brother??

Have you ever seen a Lady date her brother??
Just know that at this stage, you will only the "STAGE 5" as your price!! So just take heart my Bro!!

5)“aww thank u": And this is your ultimate price!!
Even if you like, back her from Lagos to Enugu
Or
Do all her assignments for her, my Brother your only price will remain "Thank you" or if she is a good sister, you will get a higher price which is "God bless you so much"!!

So my dear Brothers, remember the signs and know when to flee. God bless

Feel free to add yours!!

Complied by Agubush

Lol, story 4 d Gods

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