swaggzo:
THEY DE LAUGH HER SAY WETIN HAPPEN?

KAI.. .PEOPLE DE MUMU THESE DAYS O.

WETIN CONCERN APPEARANCE WITH TALENT?

YOU THINK SAY OLAMIDE DUMBB TO GO SIGN HER?

THE NIGGAH DON SEE POTENTIALS, WE DEY HERE DE LAUGH.. . EVEN THOSE WEY NEVER EVEN GET CHANCE TO PERFORM THEIR JAM FOR EVEN THEIR PAPA COMPOUND, TALK MORE OF THEIR STREET.. .... BEFORE YOU CON TALK OF RECORD LABEL! NUNSENS!

Well Said!

Ur Correspondent? Source?

classicada:
well said Have been Following this Trend for Years now...finally Signed Up Now.. Welcome to myself

ok welcom, buh r u d owner of dat butt

CallMeMadMan:

Associate keh? We be the winner since day one o

Ah Dont beliv yu coz u r a MADMAN

CEtoO:
Must be jovial, honest and caring. 28-38 pls 07069572759

thought ladies r d caller? call me jor 07068968582

I wish I can revirgin myself. BTW r tertiary virgins allowed?

ProfLogan:
But some sites show the match has been shifted to 3:05pm


Don't know which to believe o

Its 2.05pm

CallMeMadMan:

Chai! Leave the guy o. Let him feel among us(winners) nah

Lol, self join? evrybdy want 2 associate wit d winner

Wat If u never started?

chally02:
Man Utd 0 : 2 Leicester

Watch out and see

I xpect 1 or less goals. dz encounter will nt produce goals

viktor88:
we shall be crown champion at old traford

Who r d "we" glory hunter chelshit fan

hahahaha... dz manure wil weep today! Their CL hope wil crash today.

MrPresident1:
Lamentations 2:9

9 Her gates are sunk into the ground; he hath destroyed and broken her bars: her king and her princes are among the Gentiles: the law is no more; her prophets also find no vision from the Lord.



Her king and her princes are among the gentiles, they were all dispersed into the wilderness. The descendants of king David are in Nigeria because Judah is in Nigeria/West Africa.

wen u take too much chivita mixed wit osogbo weed

ayusco85:


What is dis? Jeez this the most incoherent post I ve ever read on nairaland. U need to be banned

Lmao! Banned Indeed

I'v been a VERY nice bestie to 2 female frds, and I'v cooperated wit their Bfs. The few times i saw their pants was actually d wrk of d devil

He's A Director, or just borrow-posing

Tblizz this Tblizz dat, abeg him die if he wan die. Who Suicide Epp?

viscocom:
is noun of my bussiness

u mean a name of a person, animal, place or thing

Charlytos:


common sense

Common sense z common dz days

Only God knows wat dz Guy z passing tru. Jealousy, insecurity, inferiority etc. Even if u wan to kill urself, let it b a sacrificial death, pls dont waste ur death

Jenniva D English Mistress

Op graduated frm photoshopping department, uniland

Mixture! Ancient & Modern

Buh if its stated in d NDDC ACTS, den its their until d expiration of 4yrs

DSS is a government tool, u may b required 2 live a fake life. Army has more honor buh more death risk. Both are r good n bad, its ur call to decide

Isaactop9:
I STILL BELIEVE IN NIGERIA

BELIEVE u say? its sickening to believe in "NOTHING" Naija z just a loose states wit expired bond

Almajiri1:

Go and purchase weapons from the black market. You can't have a wife and children at home without having a bunker, a snipers position and some hand grenades to secure them.

Pls i need 5 AK47, 3 short guns and one RPG, if u ve hand granades pls include dem. i'l pay on delivery. Tanks

Confused country. Imagine a whole 56 terrorist.

fellis:
OP is so sexually frustrated am actually embarrased for him and his obsession with females.

Even without indepth analysis of the topic I already know he is only writing what he concocted from his imagination. Imagine somebody just sitting down to fantasize about women and then compiling uncountable lists of what he fantasized about everytime.
Endlessly. Without shame.

This type of obsession is borne out of denial of real life female company.
So terrible.
Majority of Nairaland guys are losers that are constantly rejected in real life so they come online to bash females or obsess over them.

Do u ever get to crack jokes in ur life. Btw its nt fantasis, buh creativity!