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BusinessRe: Grab This Warehouse For Your Business Now!!! (Pics) by Monaboo(op): 8:40am On May 08, 2024
Everyone should get this Warehouse
PropertiesRe: For Sale: Lands At Isheri-Igando Road Behind Diamond Estate, Igando, Lagos by Monaboo(op): 8:40am On May 08, 2024
Still Selling Fast
PropertiesRe: Plots Of Land For Sale In An Estate At Ikola, Ipaja-Command, Lagos (Video). by Monaboo(op): 8:40am On May 08, 2024
Still Selling Fast
BusinessRe: Call Us 4 Architectural, Interior/Exterior Designs, Visuals, Animations (Pics). by Monaboo(op): 8:39am On May 08, 2024
More Designs coming up.
PropertiesRe: Architectural Designs, Interior Designs, Visuals, Animation, 3D Rendering (Pics) by Monaboo(op): 8:39am On May 08, 2024
More Designs coming up.
PropertiesRe: Warehouse At Mushin For Sale!!! by Monaboo(op): 8:34am On May 08, 2024
Good Morning.... Warehouse for sale. It has all the amenities you can think of.
FamilyRe: Do Married Men Envy Bachelors? by Monaboo(m): 8:22am On May 08, 2024
DoWhatThouWilt:
Do they?

I love and enjoy my current state of bachelorhood and honestly I do not have the desire to get married now or in future because personally I have come to the realisation that men are living in a world today where there are too many impossible expectations to meet.
I can tell you for a fact that those men are unhappy in their marriages.

They secretly envy you but they are living in denial.

How many of them can boldly bring their wives for Company end-of-the-year parties? None!!!

They don't want to be seen hand-in-hand with their wives.

When I use to do office work, the married man in my office was a coded Flirt and Sex Addict.

All he talks about is how to sleep with women outside his marriage with that his black ugly face.
FamilyRe: Do Married Men Envy Bachelors? by Monaboo(m):
Ok
EducationRe: States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools — Statisense by Monaboo(m): 3:54pm On May 07, 2024
Love800:
Okay.

How do one get employed to teach in a school abroad(uk, canada)?
You can type it on YouTube.

You will see several videos on the processes.

I wish you best of luck.
EducationRe: States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools — Statisense by Monaboo(m): 3:26pm On May 07, 2024
Love800:
Is masters the same thing with post graduate?
Yes it is.
TravelRe: Relocating To Benin, Togo Or Ivory Coast? by Monaboo(m):
See stress.

Why will you go to such countries when you can go to UK, Canada or USA.

When you can apply for a M.Sc in a UK University. You pay just £2880-£3500 as Tution fee. You don't have to pay between £15000-£19,000 as an International student.

Pick a high demand course.

Study from Nigeria.

When you are done, you certificate will be sent directly to you.

The study mode is completely online.

When you are done, you use the Certificate to apply for a job in UK with VISA SPONSORSHIP.

or you can try USA or Canada too.

or u use the UK M.Sc and apply for a Fully Funded Ph.D in USA that will cover your Accomodation, Stipend etc. Boom you have gotten Visa to USA.

You can never go wrong with a UK Degree.

No country rejects a UK Degree

The best part is
NO IELTS. Just your WAEC
No Proof of Funds
And all Courses are AVAILABLE!!!
You can apply for even B.Sc, M.Sc or Ph.D

That is what most people are doing now o.

Who dey spend £15,000-£19,0000 to study in UK in 2024? Money that even British citizens can not even pay.

So many Nigerians are taking advantage of this huge Tution Fee discount.

This opportunity is open to even Nigerians already in UK (Immigrants).

Abeg, make una dey make things make sense.

I don't see any sense in japaing to another Third world country.
EducationRe: States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools — Statisense by Monaboo(m):
Let me group Qualified teachers in to categories.

1) National Certificate Of Education (NCE) Graduates from Colleges of Education are fully qualified teachers in Nigeria holding a TRCN Certificate and License.

2) Bachelors of Education (B.Ed) Graduates from Universities are fully qualified teachers in Nigeria holding a TRCN Certificate and License.

3) Bachelors of Science Education (B.Sc.Ed) and Bachelors of Arts Education (B.A.Ed) from Universities are fully qualified teachers in Nigeria holding a TRCN Certificate and License.

4) Bachelors of Science (B.Sc) Graduates in a Subject Specialism holding a Post Graduate Diploma in Education (PGDE) or Professional Diploma in Education (PDE) and Bachelors of Arts Graduates in a Subject Specialism holding a Post Graduate Diploma in Education (PGDE) or Professional Diploma in Education (PDE) are fully qualified teachers in Nigeria holding a TRCN Certificate and License to practice.

These are the minimum Qualification to teach in both Primary and Secondary Schools in Nigeria.

TRCN means Teachers Registration Council Of Nigeria.

NCE Graduates from Colleges of Education are mostly Primary school teachers.

While the B.Ed, B.Sc.Ed/B.A.Ed, B.Sc/B A +PDGE/PDE Graduates from Universities are mostly Secondary school teachers.

Most Big Schools in Nigeria prefer to hire the 4th category of teachers. Even UK, Australia, USA prefer the 4th category becos of they did their Teacher training (Education training) at the Post Graduate Level.

Most Primary school in Nigeria today hire SSCE and OND graduates to teach in their school becos they don't want to pay NCE holders not to mention Bachelors Degree holders.

Why do I know these?

I am a Teacher and I started my teaching career in 2009 with SSCE while teaching in a Primary school. I was being paid N5k per month by the owner of the school. Talk about Depression.

Yet I heard when the owner of the school wants to fuel his car, he buys fuel of N25,000 as at then.

That's why I had to go to the University to further my education.

Teachers in Private schools are suffering.

This issue is deeper than we think.

School owners don't want to employ Qualified Teachers.

The Educational sector in Nigeria needs a total reform especially in Private schools.

Any school that can not hire qualified teachers and pay them what they deserve should be closed down.

Look at the massive failure at the last JAMB.

That should give you a clue that something is wrong somewhere.

Government schools have no problem cos they hire qualified teachers in both Primary and Secondary schools.

It is well.
RomanceRe: Sucked A Married Woman by Monaboo(m): 2:27am On May 07, 2024
mmadu5:
Guys I'm not sure if I committed the worst sin . So this jenny lady I use to know at my work place has been friendly with me , yesterday I saw her going home after church service I opt to give her a ride since we are going the same route. But for some reason she wanted to know where I stay . I have nothing bad in mind so I agreed to show her, as faith will not have it . We eventually found ourselves kissing and caressing. But I immediately stopped when I saw a wedding ring on her finger and ask her if she was married she said yes but her husband is always out on outside job doesn't have time for her . Long story short . We ended up doing 69 and blowing each other off . No penetration. Could this be counted as a sin? She is the neatest woman ever smell good . I'm just worried if I did something wrong
Hello. I noticed some errors in your English.
It is not Faith. It is Fate.
It is not ask. It is asked.
It is not opt. It is opted.
It is not are. It is were.
It is not have. It is had.

You are writing an ocurrence so your words should be in past tense.

I just don't like seeing grammartical errors.

Kindly work on your English next time you meet a woman.

And Yes, you have sinned.

I remain Monaboo.
English Education.
CrimeRe: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by Monaboo(m): 8:13pm On May 06, 2024
Some of you that are here talking, your own parents are doing worse to others.

I'm sure this devil incarnate of a man has children.

May be they are also here talking too.

It is well.

Tomorrow now when the children are no longer making progress in life, they will start running from one church to other.

Before u talk here, better call your parents and ask them if they are as evil as this demon possessed man here.

Some of you right now are suffering and toiling in life for no reason because of evil deeds of ur father's.
EducationRe: Why Do People Pay Money To Buy Professional Courses In Nigerias' Universities? by Monaboo(m): 5:04pm On May 06, 2024
UNNGRADUATEEE:
I have been wondering about this since on how people pay exorbitant money to buy admission in Federal universities for mostly medicine, pharmacy or other professional courses? I think this system is already making the qualified students not to get that admission which is subsequently sold away. I use myself as a case study, my jamb score was 300 when I wrote jamb then and I was looking forward to smash Unizik post utme then for medicine and surgery. Then Egboka from Umuchu Anambra state was the Vice-chancellor. I know I was intelligent to pass the post utme to get medicine only for me to see 220 as my post utme results. I was devasted and suicidal then because it seems like my life was over, I cried all night because I knew what I wrote in the post utme. A lecturer that knows my family then promised to help me get the medicine and he later said I have to pay 250k since they are ogas at the top that he has to settle. 250k as of 2013 was a hell big money that could buy Toyota Camry 2002 model then. I didn't have such money so I accepted my faith and rescinded my urge for medical pursuit. That same year, I know of a girl that got pharmacy because her father was a professor in the university and she confided in me by saying that others pay same 250k that I told earlier for any professional course. I think they intentionally fail people in post utme to create space for those that were willing to buy admission. This made me to give up in school for years before going to UNN and applying for chemistry which I got on merit list.

Last year, a friend of mine told me that he paid #700k for his brother to get pharmacy at UNN. Same last year, I know of a girl that paid #700k at Imo state university to study nursing. Just few minutes ago before I wrote this, I overheard a phone conversation of a likely rich man in a bar I am in currently trying to drink a bottle to calm my thinking. In the phone conversation, the man was actually talking to a professor because he kept shouting professor due to network issues. I was around the man's table so I eavesdropped on the phone call and he was told to pay 1 million naira for his child admission into Unizik to study medicine. In the call, the man keep reiterating with a brazen voice that his son scored so low in jamb with a 202 jamb score but I guessed he was assured that the jamb score won't be a problem and that prompted him to say "No problem Prof, I would send it to your account before nightfall". If the man is in Nairaland and read this post then he would know am the one because am the closest person to his table. Well, am leaving the bar few minutes from now.


How are we save in a country where people use money to buy medicine, pharmacy and nursing hereby getting the slot exhausted and depriving the intelligent ones from studying it?
Hmmm....

This is very true.

Nigeria is messed up.

After my Bachelor's degree, I applied to a College of Nursing Sciences in a particular state in Nigeria. I passed the difficult entrance exam. I also passed the interview. Got admitted with my name being number one on the merit list. I was happy.

It was during the admission process that I discovered parents buy admission slots. Nursing was hot cake. Those that didn't have enough money in thousands could only buy admission into Midwifery.

Na so I just dey look them.

Something I got with easy by the help of God.

In the Nursing school, I even met a senior who could not speak English atall. If u want to talk to him, someone has to interpret your English for him in his language before he can respond.

It's so sad.

Am sure, admission slot was bought for that one becos how on earth did he pass English in the Entrance Exam?
How was he able to communicate with the interviewers during the Nursing Interview process?
How was he even able to pass the interview?

Mehn....this story long.

Nigeria is messed up.

At the end, I still left the Nursing school by myself because everything in that school was just total rubbish.
FamilyRe: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by Monaboo(m): 4:34pm On May 06, 2024
How do you mistakingly sleep with your neighbor for money?
PoliticsRe: Bayo Onanuga Refers To Peter Obi As "Bitter Obi" by Monaboo(m): 4:33pm On May 06, 2024
Bitterleaf Bayo

That's the title of my next movie
HealthRe: Reasons Why People Die Young by Monaboo(m):
4 years ago, I met two men in a bar who were telling me they have been smoking and drinking since they were 15yrs old.

These men were in their 40's as at then.

I shouted.

They said they are childhood friends.

I asked them what will they do if God forbid, they gets diagnosed with Lung Cancer, Lung Problem due to so many year of Smoking or Liver Cirrhosis due to excessive drinking for so many years.

I asked them if they will be happy seeing their wife and children run around searching for money to cure them knowing that they brought the calamity on themselves.

They said they can never stop.

Hmmm....

They were not even feeling that their actions could affect their loved ones if the worst happens.

I've worked as a Health practitioner and I must tell you from experience that Family members are the ones that suffer most when their sick and dying loved ones are hospitalized.

You can not imagine.

I ignored their ignorance and I recommended a Health product I used to sell then to them.

The product is specifically made for Smokers and Alcohol Drinkers to help their organs. Especially the Addicted ones who cant stop.

They both didn't take it.

One took my number saying "Am only taking your number becos I like your spirit. You remind me of my mum and how she used to tell me to live right".

He later DM me after a week and bought some packs and has been taking the Health products for himself till date.

To cut the long story short, the one that didn't take my number is DEAD as we speak leaving his wife widowed and children fatherless.

He died from complications with his Lungs after coughing out heavy blocks of blood for months together with some Breathing complications.

The other one who has now become my friend is still alive. Still taking the Health product.

Value your life. Remember your loved ones. Nobody will take care of you more than you. Because everybody is doing it doesn't mean it is right. Your destiny is different. Do your own part and heaven will do the rest.

I love you all.
PoliticsRe: N2.187trn Fraud: Full List Of 58 Former Governors Under EFCC Probe by Monaboo(m): 6:30pm On May 04, 2024
This is why Nigeria will never move forward.

Even Sodom and Gomorrah no do reach these so called Nigerian Leaders.

Yet person wey steal 1 tuber of yam for Lagos market dey prison as we speak.
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 9 by Monaboo(m): 6:19pm On May 04, 2024
lexybaba1234:
Really 🙄🙄🙄🏃🏃🚴🚴. What is the name of your university sir?
The Huge Discount does not come from the University Sir.

We all know UK does not give out Scholarships or discounts to students.

The Huge Discount comes from somewhere else through you to your University.

And the best part is everybody that applies get the huge discount.
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 9 by Monaboo(m): 5:30pm On May 04, 2024
The UK as a Country prefers UK Degree or UK experience.

My advise for all those struggling in UK who cannot get a job with their Nigerian B.Sc or M.Sc is to get a UK Degree.

You can go back to University for a second M.Sc or even B.Sc.

And you will just pay £4000 as Tution fee becos they give a very huge discount.

You do not have to pay £15000-19000 as an International student.

All courses are available.

No IELTS
Just WAEC.
No Proof of Funds.

And the best part is you study online.

That's what most immigrants are doing now.
CelebritiesRe: Teni Prostrates For IBD Dende On A Plane (Video) by Monaboo(m):
Make una come see o...

Instagram baddie aka "Men are Scum" don score 74 for JAMB.

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