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Krismas:Abdool, this must be your family breaking news, why don't you save your tears and sorrow you gonna need it in few days when Israels opens the gate of hell on your sorry ass and send your fellow terrorist to hell. However feel free to apply for this job posting, you can tell your father and brothers too.
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Krismas:Abdool, save your tears, Israel hasn't hit back Iran yet, you'll have more to cry about in few days. Alahu akubooomb Feel free to slam your head against the concrete though. The question is why is your allah so useless that he can't protect you f00ls? He must be busy with his own 72 virgins I guess. ![]()
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Didifavor4:And how many things have you achieved in your entire life since you've been born? List them here, let's compare what Ronaldo and Messi have achieved in their lives when the were your age. All the trophies that Messi has won, which one of them is in your family living room? Which of of them have you ever touched? How many times have you bought a ticket to watch Messi play? ![]() |
Almiron:Why are you people so daft? Your country is at a standstill, no water, no electricity, no security, no job, no future, your lawmakers are smiling to the bank in Ghana must go bags filled with $, but you clowns are always so concerned about Ronaldo and Messi. How pathetic must your life be. Ronaldo's unborn generation would never know poverty because of what's he's done, he'll be somewhere hanging out with Messi after retirement, and you fools would still be on NL day in day, day out calling him names. Why are you all so retarded? So Ronaldo is on NL reading your crap, what exactly have you achieved in your life? But it sure makes you feel better about your boring life to run your stinking mouth about a Billionaire, because he has less trophies?... Can you even afford an original jersey worn by any of these two? Your life is a joke. |
Father4all:Oloribuku, omo ale, you no go die well. I'm born and raised in God's own country .You would be dead before this month ends. Shouldn't your broke ass be begging me for money? Is Hezbollah even in Nigeria? ![]() You're retarded. I know you haven't eaten all day. Can't you find a snake to kill before armed robbers murder you tonight, I hope they slit your throat and watch you die slowly. No mercy for terrorist yo deserve slow and agonizing death.? It's always the retarded broke ones that feel they have something to say when they are nothing but brain dead jerkoffss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fpTOKgKP0g
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BigBrother9ja:Abdool Limpy Dick, it's past 9pm naija time, the battery on your Nokia would soon pafuka Abdool is looking for someone to rape tonight Waiting for tonight oh oh oh Abdool is looking for werey to rape tonight just like his father ![]() Do you wanna call your imam you're having trouble with your penis may be he can wash it for you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-7ixLHS_UY |
BigBrother9ja:Abdool with a limpy dick, my mama is rich, well taken care of retiree here in the US Your mama is one werey on the refuse dump somewhere in your village your useless father has been donating sperm to the dog lab it's obvious you were conceived through anal sex There's a grave with your name on it Abdool, sucks to be you You still unable to jerk off? Is it not 9pm under the bridge where you are, no ladies passing bye to rape tonight? I don't think is too late for your mother to abort you though Abdool you no get brain
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BigBrother9ja:Abdool is still awake , sorry o, we told your useless father to jerk off that night but he insisted of fvcking the neighborhood mad woman. And here we are, now that you know your history; do you wanna call your Imam to confirm? Do you have enough credit or you want me to send you some $? Pele, your limpy dick is not getting hard because your neighbor closed her window tonight and you couldn't peep through the window to see her 9yr so you can jerk off? Must be really tough. I have a solution though. Why don't you kill yourself and I promise I'll give you a befitting funeral meant for a terrorist; There would be lots of pancakes and bacon, all you can eat.Ba.stard, shouldn't you just stick with what you know best? Like giving out advice a useless tv program you named yourself after? ![]() Your mother should have swallowed you that unfortunate night. It's been confirmed on NL, your madness started in 2017 but judging from your dumb ass postings, your madness started from the womb, you inherited it from your parents. Werey knack werey? Oh you didn't know your father was also a werey from the next town?Pele, omo Werey.
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BigBrother9ja:Werey, oloriburuku, omo-ale, Israel matter is keeping you up, isnt' it like 9pm naija time? You can't sleep? Mosquitoes bothering you? No it's not the same Israel, it's the other Israel next to your father's village. By the time you wake up, hundreds of your fellow terrorist would've met their maker; so your nightmare is starting early Abdool. ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dXApZK4GZ4 |
Father4all:[Death to you and your useless family Death to the two mistakes that made you Death to that useless religion called islam Your allah is useless Your mohamed is a peephole that married a 7yr old Your Mohamed died by poisoning in the hands of a Jewish woman, is that something? He cried like a b1tch in pain and agony Now go drink some camel urine and come back. What time is it in Nigeria btw? Do you have electricity to continue? Are the thieves coming to your house tonight or just the area boys? Can you bring your i better pass my neighbor generator inside and start in overnight in your one-bedroom? Death to any one that hates the State of Israel Death to the enemies of Israel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsD8BXG0Vr4 |
BigBrother9ja:Bitch you obviously doesn't know how long Israel has existed, werey; thought you at least graduated 6th grade. ![]() Israel would never stand the test of time? Your useless father said the same thing till he died, you're about to meet your useless allah soon still shouting the same nonsense. By the way why can't you join boko haram in that country, don't you like virgins? Since your pathetic self cannot get any woman. Get your after life now, do something Abdool, get your virgins now because those ones in Iran that would meet their Maker by this time tomorrow would get in line before you. What are you gonna do Abdool? Do you want me to send you $? ![]() |
BigBrother9ja:Abdool is crying e i e i o Addool has a limpy dick e i e i o Abdool wants 72 virgins but doesn't have a passport to go to Iran - e i e i o It's 8pm in Nigeria Abdool is looking for his 9yr old neighbour's daughter to rape - e i e i o Death to you and your fellow terrorists ![]() |
BigBrother9ja:The best part of you, washed down your mother's leg. Death to you and your fellow terrorist sympathizers. Just before you die, would you like a some bacon, before you get your 72 virgins? ![]() |
BigBrother9ja:Abdool, why don't you sign up to get your 72 virgins too, is your limpy prick not working? Get your body bags ready. You're about to find out Israel doesn't chest beat and once again realize that He that keepth Israel never sleeps nor slumber; this would also end in mass graves all over Iran. D ![]()
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Gentew:Abdool do you even have electricity in that country to run your mouth? I bet it was your father that gave you those stats...
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BigBrother9ja:Abdool, Israel is already printing the obituaries of your fellow terrorists as we speak; looking forward to your tears in few hours when Israel responds as usual with iron hand... ; Once again we would see how pathetic and useless your allah is when Israel brings death into your living rooms, well at least your allah is good at dishing out 72 virgins D ![]() |
Aaronsrod:You're a fvcking retard, bring Jesus back to America in the name of a guy that sexually assaulted 26 women, convicted of rape including two 13-yr old girls? E no go better for all of una retarded if you don't leave our election to us. Oloriburuku. Biden is a catholic, attends church every Sunday, this convicted rapist could not even recite the Lord's prayer, but these modafockers in Nigeria that would die without ever stepping a foot in America are all here day in day out supporting a fvcking rapist. Y'all no go end well. I would be here Nov. 6th with your screenshots, track you down and curse your out. ![]() Your country is the poverty capital of the world, have you tried bringing your country to God? You have churches in every corner don't you, how's prayer working for you retarded clowns? |
Calitoscassius:Monkey the only place I could ever picture your stinking smelling ass on top of a girl is in a mass grave. Hopefully when you guys start civil war, we can watch your useless brains blown out live. What a beautiful day that would be. If you can't wait however, I'm willing to put of 1 million naira for someone here to just beat the crap out of you within an inch of your life; broken nose, swollen eyes, cripple you just for my amusement. Any takers? Is not like I don't know who you are, or how I can get you just by going through your history, I've put dogs like you down here on NL it was fun, you're a piece of cake bitch. I'm doing your family a favor, it's not like they know of your existence anyway |
Calitoscassius:jobless mofo, this is your pathetic life in nairaland on less than for 4yrs. I now understand your frustration with life. But I understand you guys have trains now, can you do your family a favor and jump in front of the next one? Why are you even alive? Do you want me to send you a MAGA hat or you can find a co-idiot to buy you one in that shit hole? Basically your life starts and ens with nairaland. What are you gonna do when Seun eventually sells NL? ![]() Monkey, you've spent 1 month 19 days of your pathetic life on NL giving advice to Davido and Chioma, imagine a broke ass clown giving advice to a multi-millionaire ![]() You're bipolar and autistic? You're a perfect candidate for those who use you guys for money rituals, please volunteer yourself. I'm pretty sure the unfortunate man that uses you for money ritual would die of poverty too ![]()
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BadBradley:Bitch who are you trying to impress. Go find a snake to kill so you can eat and come back. Retarded clown, you live in a shit hole, the only thing that can come from your fried brain is shit, so keep talking. tRump won't even touch your pathetic life with a 10 feet pole, stinking monkey. |
Calitoscassius:That's a comeback for a retard that was born in Nigeria and would spend his pathetic life in Nigeria and die in that shit hole ![]() You must have scraped that cumback from your mother's throat. I understand your mother is a LovePeddler, she didn't even get paid that unfortunate night your father was supposed to have jerked off. NL would have add one less retarded clown. |
Calitoscassius:The best part of you obviously ran down your mother's leg An idiot that we won't even give a 1-week visa is shouting trump is God. My condolences to your parents. |
Calitoscassius:For a retard that lives in Nigeria, why don't you get on a plane and come vote. Imagining a brain dead Nigeria that has never tasted 24hr hour electricity in his entire life shouting Trump 2024 I thought they said Nigerians are a bunch of smart people, well I guess the smart ones already japa, leaving the f00lish ones like you behind. Pls shout louder, carry a banner, organize a campaign rally in your neighborhood most of you are jobless anyway and fell free to mention just one thing that Trump has added to your pathetic life. |
BadBradley:What a load of crap. What is wrong with all you retarded NL monkeys that won't face your shit hole country, sucking the d1ck of a guy who called your country a shit hole? It's entertaining how 1diots like you keep having sleepless nights, wishing we would allow the fvcking rapist to get into power again. You think this is Nigeria where your votes don't count? What makes y'all so stup!d? Do you have any idea how many obscene stickers these maga clowns have on their trucks. You're all just some dumb mofos. Hopefully y'all would get a life come Nov 6th, but feel free to commit suicide when we send that convicted rapist to jail. Bunch of stup1d clowns, I wonder why my government is wasting my taxes, sending you 1diots millions of dollars in aids, while jobless clowns are routing for Russia. You're some pathetic losers. |
Krismas:You are really, really, really, really DUMB. Between you and the idiotic OP I don't know who's dumber. I noticed you've been dumb all your life going through your history. This is you saying the dumbest thing ever in the history of human beings. This is your dumbass accusing Pastor Ashimolowo of pledging allegiance to the Illuminati, simply because he was showing his vaccination card...YOU'RE REALLY DUMB, but keep talking buffoon. Why do you LOSERS love dictators ![]()
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Krismas:My condolences to your parents. How can someone be this DUMB? Well, you're a nigerian and NL is where the dumbest Nigerians gather daily. Hopefully you never procreate, I pity the pathetic girl who decides to spend her life with you. |
Melagros:Fucking retard, who are the 'We' that want trump, are you a US citizen? Do you even know what a US visa looks like? Why don't you ignorant buffoons stick with what you do best, sending us scam emails promising us $10M and all you need is our address and phone number? Did any of us care about your stupid election? Why don't you all shut your stinking mouth and get a life and stop jerking off about our election? We are sending that pathetic rapist to prison in November; so you jerkoffs would let us rest and get a on with your boring lives looking for snakes to eat for lunch, dictators to support or bitching about being hungry. |
WriterNig:Your mother obviously wasted 9 months, your life turned out to be a complete joke. Do you need more US helicopter crash news? ![]() Who do you mofos think is the backbone of NATO, it's the modafuckn US of A. And when did NATO say such rubbish, your father must be spokesperson for NATO right?
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WriterNig:Bitch we are still not giving you a US visa ![]() Your miserable life will die in that shit hole. It's comforting trump called you assholes shit holes and you mofos still think he'll be our next President? You miserable iidots are just amusing. We'll be here celebrating your funerals on November 6th. You have not electricity, no water, no security, no jobs, you morons celebrate 2KM roads by your useless Governors, your gas is almost 1,000 naira but US is your problem? My taxes are being used to sustain your useless country in aids but this pathetic clown is here daily posting an helicopter crashed in the US...lol. While your soldiers have been fighting shoe-less Boko haram fighters for decades. Pls just kill yourself, your life is pathetic. How miserable your life must be, the only thing that makes your little dick hard is US news blah blah, still you would kill your mother to get a 2-week US visa. Is anyone stopping you from applying for a Russian visa bitch? |
Almiron:You clowns in Nigeria are just something else Can't you just mind your own business? Trump is coming back to where? You're all a bunch of delusional hungry clown that can't reason your way out of a paper bag. The buffoon stages first assassination failed, now another one because he's losing every poll and Kamala is our next President. But go ahead humor us how one ignorant clown in Nigeria thinks he's said something reasonable. Don't you have hunger to worry about? |
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