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obongproff:
After like three painful heartbreaks in d past, my friend decided to stay away from women especially as he realised dat all d girls dat left him did so becos he was broke and kinda jobless.

8 months ago he got a great job with a pretty fat pay. He's living well and rily doing well for himself. Howeva, it was afta he got dis job dat he realized dat a man can get almost any chic if he has a nice car and a fat account balance - he owns a Ford Edge 2014 version and Toyota Spider.

Rite now, he's tired of sleeping around, meeting plastic chics and moving from one chic to anoda. And he's a bit confused cos 90% of d ladies he meet are more interested in his money dan in his person. He wants to get married but he wants to marry a girl dat loves his person and not his money. He also has good looks too.

Amaka dat lives along his former street who used to snob him before, saw him in his car when he came to visit his parents in dia family house(his former house), and since den he's suddenly become Amaka's sweetheart. D worst was wot happened in church. As a youth in church, he decided to make a financial contribution to d success of dia end of year party and since den, the youth secretary and two oda female excos are all over him. Some have made it a habit for him to drop dem off afta each service. He had to stop going to church with his car in order to avoid such embarassments.

He's a jovial, generous and down-to-earth dude and doesnt know how to be stingy. And dis seems to be working against him now. Once he sends a girl some money she begins to profess love and dat rily pisses him off like hell.

He intends to get married dis year but he's not even in a relationship yet. Pls nairalanders, how can he find true love?

KingTom:
I have started my new year
@bolded I am not tired yet na

KingTom:
My dear I am already getting behind you

KingTom:
Ok then, only my hands

KingTom:
Is it dry fasting, if not my white water can still be useful

KingTom:
Ok let's take it slow

tzoracle:
Ps take this maturedly
I've actually rejected some girls who made the first advance in the past.so what your saying is not entirely true

lilmaxfidel:
baby i am high on weed

lilmaxfidel:
you cant straff punny for free at an okida(ashi) house

KingTom:
I love it rough

KingTom:
**Rises up and pulls her to the ground with me for a hot steamy passionate kiss** Chimerase2 close your eyes o

chimerase2:
mprex ukwu gi nah
Help me

KingTom:
***Collapses***

chimerase2:
pls kingtom anytime u want to address ma mprex pls call her mummy ukwu in the lord

chimerase2:
how can kingtom be enjoying dat ukwu only amu

chimerase2:
kingtom dis ukwu amu confused
Onaani ukwu di ife ahu
Pls mprex marry me biko leme eleviate ma status quo
I can neva let dis ukwu go scot free mba nu

chimerase2:
nna eh with dis mprex exy ukwu
I official declare mprex ma wife
Becos I need dis ukwu in ma mins3
Dis ukwu will go places


No body should put asunder dis union

KingTom:
Happy new year my love

chimerase2:
baby ua ukwu is killing de man of God
Pls remove

Aabheaven:
I can only date any girl bearing Mprex because she has a large heart, very pretty, nice, cute and sexy

chimerase2:
kingtom bia lakwanu ukwu oh
Nna ukwu a dikwa bad if u ask me
Believe u the man of God if dis ukwu accidnetally sit down for beta nail believe u me son of man dat nail go bend

Bia mprex re u sHE dat is to cum or should we wait for anoda


Bia mprex oya remove dat pix u re misleading the public

KingTom:
Chineke!!!!!! Are you the owner of that Ukwu?






































Happy New Year

Danosophe:
Ya! Really cool nd true write up. Wassup Mprex?