₦airaland Forum

joebeckz:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/11/8-countries-fifa-doesnt-recognise-as-football-playing-nations/

VeryWickedGoat:
Biafra

promami:
If you're a genius, it's natural you'd like to work with like minds.
But if you're a political Baltasar, naturally you'd work with political bolekejas to float the naira, triple poverty rate, Dangotelize Nigerians, and then set a record in bigotry while keeping people like Reno, Bwala and Okupe close to attack opposing voices.

DCmaverick:
Who will you marry?? Choose wisely oo

nairalee:
I want you to first realize that Weight gain is caused majorly by genetics before meal consumption. No matter how many food Buhari chop for this life e no fit fat.

Daniiel:
Endtime phone call

dalongjnr:
Car 🚗 🚘 🚔 needs fuel to work just as,man needs food to survive.

Kingpele:
He shouldn't have named himself but when someone is in a decent society and smoke weed

Jakumo:
Wonderment. As the Original Baale of London's Peckham Village, and in my capacity as a Double Chief, Alhaji, Otunba, Retired General, Ambassador, Elder, Barrister, and Architect in good standing, I will DEMAND that Ms. Kemi install me as the Shadow Chancellor of the WeedChecker, with all cannabis testing rights and privileges implied.

Tochitee:
By 2031, every prominent politicians would have decamped to our Ibo labourer party! Pandora 2023

Idye:
I actually do not know where to post this. But I believe I can get the needed traffic and advice here.

Yesterday I read with Sadness, tears and pains about the gruesome murder of a security man by two dogs. Up till this moment, I haven't been myself due to the experiences I've had and the psychological impact of the death of that security guard.

Here is a Brief Experience.

The house I live has no borehole or any source of water. I and other immediate neighbors who occupy same building would go to our neighbors houses to fetch water everyday.
There are three neighbors who have boreholes, say Neighbor A, B and C.
Neighbor A only allows others to fetch water on Saturdays and Wednesdays. Aside these days you won't get water. You can't even go into her compound. She has a tap outside her building where we fetch whenever she puts it ON. On these two days, there must be Power(NEPA light). If there's no power, forget it.

Neighbor B is a pastor who has His church in his Residential Building. If u must enjoy fetching water here, u must be a member of his church, else you won't be given water when there's no light. Anyone can be allowed to fetch if and when there's light, but as soon as light goes off, don't go there except you are a member.

Neighbor C has two heavy dogs(Rottweilers). This is the house I fetch most, cos of my cordial relationship with the owners of the house. When these dogs were brought home, they were just puppies and I was familiar with them, but as they grew older, they became extremely violent. One is Smart, the other is Bella. Bella is female while Smart is Male. Bella is so aggressive. She torments anyone who enters the compound. Neighbors don't go in. Despite the fact that they are caged, they sometimes break out and attack when they hear a stranger's voice in the compound. There was a day these dragons broke out of the cage and before I could realize it, that had come close to me. I had to make a very fast decision, If I had ran to escape through the Gates, they would catch up with me. Thank God, the Tap is very close to the fence of the building. A very tall fence like that of Prison's fence. I had to jump over, even as I was jumping, they almost caught up with my legs. I didn't land properly so I had a dislocation and sustained some bruises.
On a second encounter, they broke out and attacked. I had to climb the overhead water tank to hang in there.
The last one was when I went to fetch water while I was putting on a towel. They attacked again, and I jumped the fence. The towel pulled off my waist and I was naked. I had to quickly run into the room of a neighbor whose house is closer to the fence to cover myself. I felt so embarrassed.
These dogs had already bitten off the penis of a 12 year old boy.
Any cock or hen that innocently strolls into that compound is a goner. The dogs attack the fowl, kill it and eat it. They even jump at a flying Bird and catch, kill and eat.

The dogs almost ate a baby of almost two years if not for the timely intervention of someone. I was told that some dog owners give their dogs ogogoro and weed to take so they can be harsh.
We all must be careful when visiting houses with Dogs. Please.
Thanks for reading.

lheni:
https://dailytrust.com/elon-musks-wealth-rises-by-13bn-after-trumps-win/

DeepSight:
It is over. He has won.

Confirmedzombie:
Congratulations to Donald Trump. We fought a good fight and we conquered.

We have gotten it right and America is back to the right part.

All immigrants must be deported. We must cleanse America from illegal immigrants from Africa especially Nigeria.

Your first duty as president must be mass deportation of Africans especially Nigerians

God bless America

God bless Trump

Jiokejohn:
National shame!

Very soon, a newborn baby will be arrested and charged with treason.

diamond68:
first female president evaaaaaaaaaaa

then putin will takeover the world

AfonjaConehead:
Ogun state is proud to announce that we shall soonest set the pace for mining industrialization and activities

Fiscus105:
How I wish this girl wins overall, the shame on South Africans would have been too huge to swallow for them.

tutudesz:
I said it, Yusuf is already preparing to decamp to APC with his recent body language. He hardly says anything about Ganduje lately

Kaiser20:
The only Federal government Initiative we have in Nigeria today is the "Sharing of Rice and Indomie Nuddle".
The renewed Shege of Tinubu is Rice and Rice.
Remi Tinubu has stocked bags of Rice to be distributed to all APC States through the governor's wives' associations

Ombre:
Sad-Africans right now

odejimioflagos:
Trump is going to lose.

fuckJones:
on Putin manhood I stand, bo shaking

sholay4star:
might be stolen nah

LadyExcellency:
Gaza is better than any country in Africa.

BigYash:
. And if Chelsea take them for granted,United go use them collect three points