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CrimeRe: Community Help Needed To Solve Home Robbery. by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:38pm On Sep 24, 2024
so you people think it is easy to catch these thieves? unless they sell these gadgets and they get reported stolen (or used) by whoever bought them off the thief, then you will never hear about these gadgets ever again. many sell these stolen items for parts (aka phone camera, screen, battery etc) and you never hear about them again
CrimeRe: 3 Yahoo Boys Caught On Video Performing Rituals On A Lifeless Girl After Droppin by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:34pm On Sep 24, 2024
all these yeye skits sef!
CelebritiesRe: I Need A Man, Actress Juliana Olayode Beg Friends To Help Her Find A Man - Video by MrBrownJay1(m): 2:27pm On Sep 24, 2024
SAMBARRY:
I don't understand. How's she the problem?
Since when did women have control over men's behaviour?
this has nothing to do with men's behavior as we all know that men will even fukc mad women sleeping in the streets next to garbage... but there is a reason why men are avoiding this woman, and unless she focusses on that, nothing will change.

if women actually believe that the problem here is men then its obvious you women dont understand us men... and this has nothing to do with her weight because even Gabourey Sidibe (the girl who played Precious) could find a man.
CelebritiesRe: Video Of Toke Makinwa And Her Rumored Fiance Farouq Discussing About Kids. by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:16pm On Sep 23, 2024
when a man (not so easy on the eyes) is passed on from one yeyebrity to another, then rest assured that his bank balance is on point.
when a babe is willing to marry her bestfriend's leftovers then... celebrations are in order for this man's low character.

until he plays her the same way he played his ex (aka her ex bestie).
RomanceRe: Are You & Your Partner Sexual Compatible? Why Her Sexual History Matters A Lot by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:13pm On Sep 23, 2024
CandyOps:
... and I said i won't reply if you don't say the magic word
the magic word is KEEP QUIET RATHER THAN WRITE BS ONLINE!
RomanceRe: Are You & Your Partner Sexual Compatible? Why Her Sexual History Matters A Lot by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:00pm On Sep 23, 2024
CandyOps:
I won't answer except you ask nicely and with some little manners
bro, people like you are feeding NLers with yeye nonsense... and you need to be called for the garbage you write online. some unfortunate teenager may be reading your nonsense and actually believe it.

there are no culture nor religion on earth that break the hymen... stop lying to your own people!
CelebritiesRe: I Need A Man, Actress Juliana Olayode Beg Friends To Help Her Find A Man - Video by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:46pm On Sep 23, 2024
if you are supposedly good looking, financially comfortable and cant find a man in Nigeria... then the problem is YOU!

stop wasting time asking your friends and instead look within yourself to figure out what makes good men avoid you for r/ship or marriage (unless you believe all Nigerian men are blind or crazy).
RomanceRe: Are You & Your Partner Sexual Compatible? Why Her Sexual History Matters A Lot by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:42pm On Sep 23, 2024
CandyOps:
On the contrary. It's all facts. I was just too lazy to post my sources. and still too lazy to do so.
You just have to verify on your own. Tip: search on:

1. Vaginismus.
2. Latex allergy.
3. Breaking of hymen in Religious or traditional settings
4. Effects of sexual abuse on a woman's sex life.

That should do
instead of focussing on the above yeye rubbish, why dont you answer the direct point i stated... aka muscle spams due to sexual abuse and/or sexual incompatibility due to culture/religion?

BTW...
A) just because some very few women suffer from vaginismus doesnt mean that your inability to penetrate someone is automatically due to it...same with yeye latex allergy.
B) what religion or traditional setting break the Hymen?!??!?! stop confusing the removal of clitoris with breaking the hymen.
C) of course, someone who was sexually abused (whether male or female) would be affected sexually by it.
FamilyRe: What Do I Do, Help Me by MrBrownJay1(m):
Candidlady:
These are their alt

PinkNature
7039404452 Opay
Miracle


Livewire
6326818634
fidelity Bank

pjtech
you are missing a few:
Abba190 aka Mrwhite09, aka Odenkirk, aka Abba09, aka Depressedlad aka Woojin, aka Abba114, aka trueseeker01

Samueltem337 aka Samueltemi337, aka Activities2, aka Longneck, aka LoverOfEvil, aka LoverOfPussy, aka Derell2002, aka StephenMouka4 aka FaithTemisan93, aka Faithelefan, aka G0ldenval, aka Eseka22, aka Ineedmoneybadly, aka Observer222, aka TheSterling, aka VickyELEFAN, aka Xshegzzyeei
TravelRe: Finding A Wife In Cartagena, Colombia + Small Giveaway by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:28pm On Sep 23, 2024
naijamanyoutube:
I'm getting ready to hit Cartagena, Colombia in few days. Those of you that have been there, drop your tips below.
Hopefully I will find a hot Colombiana that I can take back to my village in Nigeria. grin
I will be there for just 7 days.
I will post photos here later. Anything you guys want me to take a photo of? Maybe someone of the hot women? grin
I will also create a video or two for my YouTube channel.
I was reading some posts on my thread about the Nigerian restaurant that I went to in Rome, and some people talked about how the amount I spent on the food will go a long way in Nigeria, so I decided to once a month randomly pick someone to give $25 to.
You have to be a subscriber on my YouTube channel, and leave a comment on my most recent video with a red border. Make sure the comment is related to the video.
- Cartagena is by far one of the worst place to look for a significant other in Colombia
- if you dont speak fluent Spanish then dont waste your time looking for anyone more than a booty call
- if your idea of finding a wife in Cartagena is going to the wall city then give it up
- stay away from Tinder before they use you for rituals
- Cartagena is the 2nd most touristic destination in Colombia... the smaller (less touristic) the city you go to, the better your chances of finding a wife quick.


tensazangetsu20:
You havent met venezuelan women. I repeat with regards to beauty, no one touches venezuelan women. I can beat my chest anywhere and say this and this is from someone that sees super beautiful women everyday.
Colombians and Venezuelans are the same people... the only difference is that when they separated back in the days, Venezuela got the part with lots of petrol and Colombia got the part with all the coca hills.
FamilyRe: What Do I Do, Help Me by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:51pm On Sep 23, 2024
abba190:
grin grin joblesness at its peak
imagine someone who is begging for handouts on NL day in and day out, calling others jobless for busting them...
CrimeRe: Dominique Pélicot Admits He's A Rapist by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:50pm On Sep 23, 2024
budaatum:
The guilt he did not feel in 1991 or 1999 that he all of a sudden has started feeling now?
That pig did not care who he harmed and feels no guilt whatsoever apart from the guilt of being caught!
this is such a horrible case and there is much more that meets the eye. so many people involved it was bound to come out one day or the other, and he knew that. he was even invited to rape another man's wife (who started to also drug his own wife for strangers to rape).
i have also heard similar stories of pedos now drugging children before doing the unthinkable so that the children cannot testify to what happened to them. it is a crazy wourld we live in and people need to be vary careful of what is happening around them.

on this side of the world, people can be drugged/raped and robbed and the person will wake up and not realize anything that has happened to them. by the time you get your ideas together, your bank account will be empty and you will have no choice but to go to hospital to flush whatever possible diseases they may have infected you with.
PhonesRe: Estimates Indicate A Decline In Demand For Iphone 16 Pro And Iphone 16 Pro Max by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:36pm On Sep 23, 2024
they've been riding that wave for close to 20yrs now.... obviously, the "status" of having an Iphone is wearing off.

ThinkSmarter:
It's stupidity and childlike to be changing phone yearly when there's no issues with the device.
Except you are a celebrity and a VIP.
the majority dont buy Iphone because its a better phone, they only do so because its the latest one, and having the latest Iphone gadget is now a status more than anything else.
FamilyRe: What Do I Do, Help Me by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:19pm On Sep 23, 2024
abba190:
you are wrong mrbrownjay1 doesnt have any fbi skills he is just madman roaming around nairaland causing nuisance and wrngfully accusing innocent people that need help.
lol, brotha Abba190, the most notorious beggar on NL (busted countless of times by yours truly) has spoken...

CrimeRe: Dominique Pélicot Admits He's A Rapist by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:18pm On Sep 23, 2024
budaatum:
I didn't know he'd raped before, but I'm not in the least surprised.
If he'd wanted to be caught as you claim, he could have just walked into a police station and given himself up, which he didn't, so I think his luck ran out.
sorry, my bad, yeah he did rape but was never caught until his arrest when they compared the DNA and figure out he was the one... where he was pretending to be the buyer of an apt and when the real estate agent showed up for the visit, he will drug/rape them and one of them even died (two cases in 1999 and 1991)... in 2020, after being arrested for his wife's rapes, through his DNA they confirmed that he was the one who raped that real estate agent back in 1999, and he is the prime suspect for that other one in 1991 (that one was even murdered)

the mind of such people are damaged beyond repair... it makes no sense to keep all these crime videos as trophy, haba even his own daughters and daughters in law naked pics were in his possessions. the guilt he must have felt may have been too much, or he really didnt care
PoliticsRe: Why I Killed 18-year-old FUNAAB Student – Church Member by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:57pm On Sep 23, 2024
they will be quick to blame the devil in 3....2....1
FamilyRe: What Do I Do, Help Me by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:49pm On Sep 23, 2024
Helpme08:
Thank you.
some of you people make no damn sense!! people are fighting to even get 70k monthly in Nigeria, and you that is earning 700k monthly is coming here to beg for a loan to repay loans sharks, bwaaaaaaaah, are you ok sir?!

nobody on NL will loan you money with nothing in return? so the only way to solve your problem is to FACE YOUR ISSUES AND DO THE NEEDFUL TO REPAY THESE LOAN SHARKS. taking money from Paul to repay Peter is never the solution, in the contrary, it makes you resent Paul when he comes asking for his money back.
FamilyRe: What Do I Do, Help Me by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:33pm On Sep 23, 2024
Helpme08:
I came online because I was helpless not because I expect anyone to help me. I earn about 700k monthly but a lot has happened that I can’t discuss here. I was dealing with a devourer. Nothing will in the first place would have led me to loan sharks, there were underlying issues. Next thing I started using Peter to pay Paul, and vice Versa till everything grew out of control.

My salary for 2/3 months will clear this after other expenses but the issue is the interest accumulating because this has grown . I have reached out to people in confidence to help, something I have never done before but it didn’t go as planned. I understand the points you have raised but trust me if my Job wasn’t on the line I won’t be this bothered. A whole lot has happened in the background that I can’t mention . I have even put up my car for sale with no luck yet. Peace of mind is underrated. May God help me.
- didnt you know about the interest before you decided to take up a loan with these people?!
- didnt you think of peace of mind before taking up such loans?
- if you have a 700k monthly salary and looking for a loan on NL, then you sir are living on LA LA LAND... go bring your car/title to any car salesman and you will get any loan you desire.
- whatever the issues were that you decided to take a loan is irrelevant... the fact that you couldnt repay it in time (even though you have a 700k salary and had no problem taking such loan) makes us understand you are an irresponsible person.
FamilyRe: What Do I Do, Help Me by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:27pm On Sep 23, 2024
budaatum:
Imagine me needing help and resorting to a new monicker instead of the one I'm known for.
Its either I don't want help or have become a scammer, I'd think, because I bet I'd find more helpers as me than as some new monicker.
Hmm Perhaps I might try it instead of assume.
its obvious these people are just professional beggars hoping to get a pity party started... as if shame of loan sharks is now a valid reason to beg for money online.
CrimeRe: Dominique Pélicot Admits He's A Rapist by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:16pm On Sep 23, 2024
there is so many wrongs in that story, i dont even know where to start... the dude had been jailed for rape in the past, and i think the guilty feeling got to him and he wanted to be caught. the crazy part is that they wouldnt have caught this demon unless he was busted in that supermarket taking photos of women underwear... and when they check the camera he was using, thats when they saw videos of his wife rapes, which led to his arrest/trials. this demon had so many sick videos in his house, even naked pics of his own daughter.
FamilyRe: How Do I Tell My Friend To Leave My House? by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:10pm On Sep 23, 2024
budaatum:
He is my cousin, lol. And after we agreed terms, he was not squatting, we shared. Then my sister joined us and we continued sharing. Then my mother and other sisters joined us and we shared until some decided they were the boss in my own home and I stopped sharing with them.
now this is a different ball game... if they are paying rent then technically they have just as much right in your home, as you do... this is no more a helping hand, they are also helping you pay the rent. you gave up control and therefore you were no longer in charge.

My mother threw me out at 15 for not obeying her rules, so she can't exactly change the rules because she doesn't want to obey her own rules in my own house. And she's not exactly a person I can send anywhere, since she's here in her own right too and bore me here.
you cant blame your mother for having rules when you was a kid, and i can understand her (my father had the exact same rules)... but i cant turn around today and put these PARENT/CHILDREN rules upon my parents, simply because my parents aint my children. there are different rules involved when you are dealing with your own parents. if your mother lives with you and pays the rent then equally she can move out and get her own place, so she can make her own rules there. you cant throw what she did in the past (in order to raise you the best she could), back in her face today expecting the same in return. now you are both adult and nobody is raising anyone.

I'm a first born you see, who, due to circumstances, grew up early being responsible for my siblings like they were my own children, and my cousin was like my adopted son.
oh yeah but such mindset is an African yeye way of life that is difficult to run away from... i do know that many African parents in Nigeria or abroad have such a difficult life (working from morning til night), that they are never home and 1st born is the parent and in charge of everything, and responsible for everyone's wellbeing
FamilyRe: What Do I Do, Help Me by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:50pm On Sep 23, 2024
Helpme08:
If anyone in my lifetime has said I’ll do this in my life time, I’ll never believe it. I have a 15 year old profile on Nairaland. This is the worst I have ever done in my lifetime. I haven’t begged offline let alone come online. I am helpless , ashamed , sad but please know my story before you shame me. If you see me in person you’ll never know what I’m battling.
if the above is remotely true, then if you want people to believe anything you write on NL, then use your 15yr old account and let it vouch for your background. creating a brand new profile to beg on NL is the Modus Operandi of the likes of Abba190/Samueltem337 (aka the most notorious beggars/fraudsters on NL that waste the little they receive on betting).

BTW you have a salary, and shame never killed anyone so let these loan sharks call and just find a way to repay them... if you cant repay them then you certainly wont be able to repay any NLer. shame of loan shark calls wont stop you from taking care of your life's responsibilities.
FamilyRe: What Do I Do, Help Me by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:35pm On Sep 23, 2024
ALLELUYAH!!!! ANOTHER BEGGING ONE WITH BRAND NEW NL PROFILE AND YEYE SOB STORY...
FamilyRe: How Do I Tell My Friend To Leave My House? by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:32pm On Sep 23, 2024
budaatum:
Oh, you found room for them after they ramped up your bill by calling sex lines, you very kind hearted considerate human being.

My own cousin was my age, a couple of months older than me in fact, and should have known not to heartlessly exploit me as he did. And I did not throw him out, but negotiated terms with him by which he could stay, and he did for like 3 years.

Years later though, I did throw my own mother out for insisting my partner should do what she would ask let her own children to do, and it was in the very cold bleak winter too. Luckily, she had other family to go to.

If you want consideration, be considerate!
kai!!! someone living 3 yrs with you? thats no more helping someone, thats having a new member of your own family. kindness is one thing, but being taken for a fool is another. why would you allow someone to squat for 3 yrs, unless you needed them in some ways. the only reason i would do so is if their presence was making my life better (aka free babysitters etc). if not then you have 3 long years with no privacy of your own... thats another ball game. but i couldnt throw my own parents out, thats another level altogether and will simply send them back home to their own place (wherever it may be). imagine having a conflict between your parents and your own spouse/kids...nah, best everyone goes to their own home.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Says He Won't Run Again If He Loses In November by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:21pm On Sep 23, 2024
believe this BS at your own peril!
FamilyRe: How Do I Tell My Friend To Leave My House? by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:11pm On Sep 23, 2024
budaatum:
You are joking, lol, to suggest that because a person hasn't got many friends and its cold, I should let some modafuqa exploit me and if I don't I'm heartless.

Next you'd be telling me I'm heartless for kicking him out abroad for sleeping with my husband too because he hasn't got any friends and its cold, lol.

Anyone anywhere who is inconsiderate and heartless to their host deserves to be shown the door! And if its abroad where its cold and you're their only friend, that modafuqa person should consider their own heartlessness before someone finds reason to be heartless to them in return.
no no , thats not what i am saying... but being abroad is not the same as being back in Nigeria. in Nigeria you have extended family/friends etc while abroad, sometimes you are the only family these people have (so you are a little bit more lenient). of course the minute these people fukc up (home or abroad) and do the unthinkable then whether family or not, you need to get rid of them.

your story reminded me of my direct teenage cousins who lived all their lives in Nigeria but were UK citizen, fresh off the boat landed in London... i had no issue with them taking over the free room i had in my house until a few months later i started having expensive phone bills, and when i checked the itemized bill, i saw someone was calling the £1 a minute sex line (even some 9ja international calls). when i confronted them, they all swore upandan that it wasnt them but as it was only me, the wifey and young kids, it had to be them. i jejely found a room for them, and ask them to leave. their lives has never been better.
FamilyRe: How Do I Tell My Friend To Leave My House? by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:53pm On Sep 23, 2024
budaatum:
Funny people, are some.
I once had a cousin stay with me in my one bed and living room in UK, and gave up my bed for him because he had stinky shoes and snored. Whenever I cooked, he'd ask me if I'd eating my portion and all the rest was his. I got a phone bill of over £200, and on checking the numbers called found it was him calling his friend in US, which he denied, stupidly not knowing about itemised bills.
One day, I went to market, bought fish and Guinness and went home to cook rice, and as I was eating my cousin came home.
"Ah, good", he said, "like you knew I was hungry". "Have you taken enough for yourself?"
"No", said I, "I surely haven't. I plan to eat it all by myself and drink all my Guinness myself too. And when I'm done, I'd like you to sit down so we can talk".
After eating all I could and rubbing my belly while he sat and watched me, I asked him if someone had told him my family owes his family, like if the dowry my father paid was not enough or something (his is my maternal side), and they've told him to come collect from me.
"Oh", said he, "I thought government gave you all for free being as you are citizen".
"Seriously?" I asked, angry and livid. "Like you don't see me doing night shifts 5 days a week to buy the food you been eating and pay the rent so a roof is over your head?"
We sat down and negotiated he pay half rent, buy his own food and never ever touch my phone again without my permission.
My younger sister joined us a couple of months later, and he sat down with her to share the house bills, and when ma and my other sisters joined us much later he did the same with them all.
Funny that by then, I had given up my bed and the sofa and was sleeping in the bath.
freeloaders abroad are a different ball game entirely and you have to use different tactics... you must understand that A) abroad a person may not have as many friends and you may be there only hope, and B) in the winter, its almost impossible to throw someone out (unless you are heartless) so you must put proper rules in place as to when they are leaving, before accepting to have a friend squat with you around the colder months abroad.
RomanceRe: I Know Many Runs Girls Who Married Their Clients by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:32pm On Sep 23, 2024
jorion:
Who will ever know??
Only a simp no go know...
My motto for women is GUILTY UNTIL FOUND INNOCENT
You can always tell a HOE from a HOUSEWIFE
As long as she is human, You will always find someone who knows her pass
Not to mention that social media has made everything very easy...
what a pile of gibberish nonsense...
A) men like you are the ones who often get played because you have all these yeye misconception of what a hoe is.
B) if you judge all women for being hoes until proven innocent (aka a housewife) then no wonder men like you never find good women.
C) men like you are highly confused, yet dont know it... most men want a hoe between the sheets and a housewife on the outside, unfortunately the minute a woman will do everything to fulfill YOUR sexual fantasies (aka satisfy your deviant needs) you will be quick to call her a hoe. there needs to be the right balance between the two.
D) understand that some women's past can be buried/hidden so deep, you will never know about it unless she tells you, but furthermore the fact that you believe that you can find it all, makes me fully understand that you dont know what you are talking about. some of these hoes are solely dealing with a certain type of men, thus their secrets NEVER come to light (unless these married men foolishly want to ruin their own marriage)

the reality is that... so long as a woman respects herself, respects you AND respects the relationship you guys have, then she is good to go... dont let your misplaced ego ruin your life.

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