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[quote author=Mrs. Eve link=topic=558991.msg7239217#msg7239217 date=1291040438]Mr cock,

If you had read my earlier threads back months ago, you would see that I am happily married to a wonderful Igbo man and I am not looking for any fresh meat however Jaybee is a cool brother from another mother!

Now if Jaybee and You were the last men on the planet, WHO DO YOU THINK I WOULD GRAVITATE TOWARDS?    Remember Mr cock, I have standards!

Now stop derailing the thread, Now back to the bosom sucking, MEN ARE SUCH GREEDY DOGS when it come to sucking bosoms!  [/quote]Jay bee, BRO , forget all the grammer this chick is talkin about, she wants u, just in case u not intrested, i be GLAD to intrested, cheers!

Nainai:
Your white daddy needs you working in the fields, house negro.

correction, the only white thing i have is my teeeth. I am black, thank que!!

by the way, madam can u kindly send me those naaaked picture of yo sef u promice me earlier?

Jay beee, bro wasssup. I suspect Mrs Eve  wants u, truss me. I no womens!!

Well I dont usua;y date nigerian womens anyways. They usually giv u high blood presure, stress, usualy too dark skin

and hardly ever have Nuansh, except the village ones (no oofeinse)

[quote author=Mrs. Eve link=topic=558991.msg7239063#msg7239063 date=1291038963]My husband is not going to suck on my bosoms, they are for the baby![/quote]Mrs eve, i love you. pliss can i be your husband for a day? pliss?

Light skin babes usualy end up fat, obessssse or overwait

Dark skin babes usualy end up slim (Slimick report: 1980)

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=558437.msg7230772#msg7230772 date=1290905128]Okay, 190 u asked for a joke. . .well as a visitor to my side of nland, you are most welcome. Now sit back and enjoy!! 

Nairaland Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult
to handle.

Upon examination, the Zoo vet determined the problem. The gorilla was
on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the
species available.

While reflecting on their problem the Zoo management noticed 190,
a big nlander lad from the Romance Section, responsible for fixing the Zoo's
machinery. 190, like most nland boys, had little sense, but seemed
to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

190 was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have
a sh*g with the gorilla for £500 ?

190 showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, 190 announced that he
would accept their offer, only under three conditions:

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. "

"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."

The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what was his third condition.

"Well," said 190. . .  "You'll have to give me another week to
come up with the £500."[/quote]VERY DRY JOKE, Efemena_xy, madam, r u related to 190 coz u sound like another crack head (no oofeinse)

RUBBBISH, Micheal jackson is not die!

Nainai <<<<< witch, she probably fly on a brooom stick

Nainai <<<<< witch, she probably fly on a brooom stick