₦airaland Forum

Dr. Dre:
@ Islander
That is good then  

Chei! Seems Mr. Ferlie has bitten more than he can chew LMTAOOOOOOO

no not that Dr Dre, the end justifies the means. those obstackles from her allies cant stop me

ok thanks islander.

Islander:
I am trained to administer CPR, so go on laughing, I will  resuscitate you


@Mr Ferlie,
Your name alone scare the hell out of me, How do you expect me to trust you or anything associate with you when you bear the name of the reknown Nairaland sex pervert?
For someone who claims to hold a degree in physics, commonsense appears to be your worse nightmare,

you are being hard on me with your words  just ignore me if you dont like me

omo and islander are not helping me at all.

i will step aside for now, till the coast is clear.

ok. thanks for your attention. hope to know u better with time

my intention is to meet her. period!

omo, tell me about your class

islander, since you are close to her, inform her of my intention.

but why?

thanks islander for your contribution. i dont want to be distracted. i want mukina2

a man is deranged for expressing himself!

if there is any one close to you looking for mr, , dont forget to nominate me

islander, why are you calling me a mad man?

i want to marry a virgin,

muki does not want to meet me

I will keep trying till she gives me attention.

what is the name of that special guy? i have class too. mukina2, dont ignore me. i am dying to meet you. a word from you could save a life

i am a virgin sha

Dr Dre go carry her with your ambulance!

i love that. na strength of character matters!

can someone drag mukina2 from sport section for me. i need her here!

trust me. you can take my words to the bank!

i used to think u re a virgin

islander, release her for me
she is in safe and capable hand. i promise her a good home

i am tall, heavily built, flat tommy, broad chest

i am not a dreamer. i really want that tall chik.

where is mukina2 plz?

I have B.Sc in Physics
Major: Nuclear Physics

Islander:
Mr. ferlie,
You are fighting a losing battle, trust me,

I am up to the task.
who is that tenant in my sweet heart life? the owner is here

@ islander, i need a virgin, can u get one for me. omo eko u dissappoint me

am i on ur list?

1 i have a degree
2 i make thousands of dollars every month
3 i drive prado jeep 2006 model
4 i am 5/9 tall
5 i live alone
6 i have nice set of teeth
7 i am not slender

who are the people u want to crush into pieces?

Islander:
Mr. Ferlie,
Please take this your infatuation elsewhere. I am very serious. She is NOT available, well atleast to you  ,

If you insist, please meet me in my office. I will need to see the following:

1. Proof of birth, residency etc
2. Bank statements, assets, (including all stocks and bonds)
3. Inheritance
4. Medical bill of health

don't make me 
I am ready to go extra mile bc of her.
I have been maintaining my virginity all this while bc of her
I have what it takes to take care of her