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hadizadeezy:
Nah you know I can't do that

JUST FOR YOU:


A Yoruba boy who was dating an igbo girl asked
her to lie to his mum when he takes her home
that her name was Bisi. He told her his mum
had a phobia for non-Yoruba people and would
never accept her once she knows she is an Igbo
girl. She did as he instructed on sighting the
boyfriend's mum. She asked her what her name
was and she said 'Bisi' but not without her
characteristic thick igbo accent. The boy's
tribalistic mum was so happy that her son was
getting married to a Yoruba girl ignoring the
igbo tone and she said: 'what a lovely name,
your boyfriend's elder brother too is Adebisi, his
Dad is Olabisi and my best friend's name is
Omobisi, which of the Bisi is yours?' She was
confused and she replied Ndubisi...the woman
fainted. Abeg no be bisi she be too?

jabdulhamid97:
I thought as much dis people underate us thinking their 4ken sbrs re better than us but tym will tell share.coz d should b expecting d best 4rom us

hadizadeezy:
welcome dear

Godian45:
na wa o.a very peaceful thread have become a war zone,I've been watching what is happening since.since I joined Nairaland I've never insulted any body but arve or what ever u call ur self [/b]are u educated at all,y are u behaving as if u have fish brain[b].even Seun d owner of Nairaland have nava complained of [/b]wasted space"[b] na busy body go kill some Nigerians o".for ur information Nairaland was created for multiple purpose[b][/b](even fun)[b][/b],dat y wen some ppl are online dey just laugh at funny comment.b4 I leave I sew a topic u created titled"Is There Any Taboo In Your Younger Ones Getting Married Before You?" I knw u are talking about wat is happening to you,to me there is nothing wrong if ur younger sis get married b4 u but I think u caused it all,from all evidence u are very rude and u also lack wife material qualities dat y no man want to do anything with u.pls don't come here to show ur frustration take it some were else but pls not Nairaland,not zaria,not kaduna state,not nigeria and not even on dis planet earth.evening frds

Arva:
Some other people will be banned very soon if they don't stop messing this thread up. Why cry over spilt milk obeenah40 and hadizadeezy ? You will soon join ur brothers mrklock and isah wherever they are. And you obeenah40, why should you threaten someone for knowing him in zaria? So if u know him in zaria, what do u want to do to him in zaria? The first division of the nigerian army is not far away from zaria so if u dare threaten him in zaria, I don't know what's gonna happen to you in zaria. If u say u can't respect a lady's presence on this thread, I'll force u to do so.
Now you may shut up and keep peace. Ur no longer kids. You all are potential undergraduates. If ur [/b]attitude[b] can be like this on a mere internet, I wonder how it will be in real life. Hope you all have a nice day.

obeenah40:
Lols,

Naso my posts Just dey Lost for NL.

Even my Topic/thread wey I open, dem delete am.

I want my post back ohh

Arva:
I used to think you have that stuff we call brains but you've proven to me that you lack one. Continue to waste space on the thread dedicated solely for academic purposes but seems to have been currupted by your own personal stupïdity and immature behaviour. Continue to show the whole forum your stupïdity and idiocracy. When ur tired and sit at home for another one year selling groundnut and pop corn under the bridge, you'll stop. And if maybe by luck the Ahmadu bello University has given you admission, [/b]I sincerely hope your own admission status will be cancelled when the portal is reinstalled and given to someone else who is willing to learn and grow up mentally[b].

obeenah40:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!




WELCOME BACK BRO!!

I Remain LoyaL sir.

Its good to have you Back Brother!

obeenah40:
LOLs

To the guy wey dey follow pussy that took my number from my profile and came to my whatsApp to tell me trash. I won't mention ur name bt I want you to imagine this scenerio.


You live with your brothers, cousins, 2nd cousins etc. Then one day ur brother spills the Last garri in d house. Then someone from a different family wey d tin no concern am then go and call police for him and dey took him to jail and locked him Up.

1) If you were d 1 will u let ur brother stay in jail because of the garri he spilled??

2) Will you glorify d idiot that sent him to jail? god bless hommie

3) Will you protest, and caution the intruder for poking his nose in something that dosnt concern him?

Nna reason Like a man na.
You fall my hands jorh.

hadizadeezy:
like say e go fit u

Simkreative:
Rule?
Who are u to set rules?

* simk, Calm down*
This gal atitude won make me vomit

I tire for the man way go put u for house

obeenah40:
Nna, I dey ohh.. Hw u doing?

Dem don release u frm d ban?

Arva:
Where ?

Arva:
I have so many reasons why I should date a shy and introvert guy which I believe many of you forumites will agree to. Usually we ignore the shy and introvert guys, and date the confident, thug looking, rich, tall and ugly guys. The latter kind of guys are not usually the best in my opinion. Have you ever thought about dating a shy guy? There are so many different benefits and you'll be glad you did.

1. They are less intimidating
Confident and extrovert guys can be so intimidating because they surrounds themselves with all kinds of girls and bad manners. Shy guys are less intimidating. They are very gentle and meek and are less likely to reject you. This is one big reason to start rolling along with a shy guy. You'll love them.

2. It’s easy to make them blush
Shy guys have the tendency to blush easily with the slightest of compliments. Just compliment them about their looks and appearance and you'll see the magic of their blush. That really melts my heart a lot unlike the confident and rough guys who will only say a "thank you". That's even if they say it at all. Try dating a shy guy today. You'll love 'em

3. Shy guys won’t cheat on you
Shy guys will never cheat on you. Relationship cheating is what many girls hate and shy and introvert guys will never stoop so low to have another girl behind you but reverse is the case for confident and extrovert guys. They like to explore anything they see with boobs and big behinds even if its not human . Confident and extrovert guyz are just so awkward. You'll never like them. I prefer the introvert guys. They'll always stick to you.

4. They are so true, real and genuine
Me loves these set of guys because they are so true to themselves. They will never deceive you. They are just so charming and will never lie to you.

5. They are good listeners.
Shy and introvert guys are just awesome for one thing. They are extremely good listerners. Never will they counter you in any discussion or disrupt the flow of the discussion. All these adorable guys do is listen, listen, listen and listen. Unlike the extrovert guys who will just keep shouting to the extent that other people around you will hear the content of your discussion . Shy guys will never stoop so low to that extent. They are always very quiet and meek.

6. They don't party, drink nor smoke.
I'm begining to convince you that shy guys are cool right ? Another reason you should date a shy guy is that they don't engage in party, alcohol or weed. They being an introvert will not even allow them such bad manners. Reverse is the case for the confident guys. They'll make sure they engage in all sort of party. They being an extrovert makes them to boast about the latest and most expensive wines and alcohols they've tasted, they amount of weed the smoke daily and the number of girls they've had sex with from funmi to funke to fumilade to fumilayo That's crazy isn't it ? Shy guys are just so cool to themselves. They don't need to brag about anything. Whatever happens never leaks out.

7. Shy and introvert guys are very educated and very intelligent.
This is very true. Shy guys are very educated and very intelligent. They being very intelligent leaves them with no time for social activities. They are so charming. Date an introvert today and you'll be glad you did. I had one as a boyfriend and I wish I had him back.
Feel free to add yours.

Where to find a shy guy.
1: Shy guys are very easy to find. If you are still in the university, you can find them at the back seat of your classroom. When others are gones after a lecture, shy guys always remain alone, sitting down, alone with their thought. This is always your best time to approach them. Just compliment him on anything and watch him blush. They are very friendly.

2: During your NYSC.
During your service year, you'll find many of them at the orientation camp. I had sweet experiences with one during my NYSC days. He was so sweet and charming. You'll always find them at the back of the crowd doing almost nothing. They just stand there and clap for others engaging in one task or the other. They are very gentle set of people so don't mind them for not partaking in activites. They don't want to look rough like the extrovert guys. Those of you going for NYSC batch c come november 2014, watch out for the shy guys. You'll love them.

3: During church service
These awesome set of beings are easy to find during church service. They always sit at the back, rarely dance when its time for offering and they rarely come out to give testimonies because they are shy. Isn't that cool ? Unlike the extrovert guys that will even go the awkward length of dancing shoki and skelewu during church service . Shy guys will never do this . Oh how can I even forget the way they blush when you ask them questions during sunday school. They are so adorable.
Feel free to add yours.

How to know if a guy is shy and an introvert.

Its very easy to spot these sweet guys. They will always blush at every single thing you say. Another way to spot them is to monitor their movements. Never will you see a shy guy going out unnecessarily. They are always indoors and only come out with their charming self at night. These people are just so cool. Date one today and you'll be glad you did. I can testify to this. We dated for years and sweet memories still ring in me.
Feeel free to add yours.

Source: myself and written for nairaland forum members and guests.

Cmanforall:
A very big congratulations to all those passing out today....

... Drop your congratulatory message here....

Cmanforall:
A very big congratulations to all those passing out today....

... Drop your congratulatory message here....

obeenah40:
Lols. I love you man. No #HOMO

Lols.

Arva:
Hopefully so..but I see no reason why they should put u guyz on tension.

Arva:
You have to print it. It can be very useful now that they've even cancelled the admission list on the portal.

haxan919:
ABU ADMISSION LIST HAS BEEN CANCELLED

yrash:
i guess uploading stil in process.let wait n see

Arva:
Yrash, mrklock. Seems they've even changed the site again. Its now post utme result that's displayed there instead of admission status.

Catalyst4real:
Congratulations to those Admitted. No Admission for me. am typing these words with Frail hands and a Broken Spirit.Average of 227.
Some times I wonder if God Sleeps. Since 2012