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lalasticlala:
Those days, you could have people aged 13-15 in primary, not these days you see 14-15 writing senior WAEC.

Chai lalasticlala i hav been pleading for u to pls unban https://www.nairaland.com/saintsamurai and you refuse to reply me. but you are here replying a female. chai lalasticlala there is God o.

Vinshu:
I am bi-sexual

REPENT HELL IS REAL

I see thunder striking that lady

NOPE IT NEVER DIES. it only dies when u never loved him or her in the first place.

I support it, becaus its good for quickie.

some started with my son, we don fine wife for you to marry.

iPopAlomo:
your head is there...

hehehe those two ladies be like toolz and kim kardasian. if two of them handle u indoors, mehnn na die be that o.

hmm nice one @op. ftc just incase

HMMM

ROKIATU AND DOMINIQUE

Dollyjoy words cant express how i hold you in high esteem and real love in my heart. dollyjoy there are millions of romancelanders but you dollyjoy is to me, the way peter of all the disciples is to JESUS CHRIST. the real love and friendship i have for you is what seun and lalasticlala cant boast off, for my part and years in life, i have come to understand that there are some people you dnt have the heart to hurt them. dollyjoy if im the president of Nigeria and for example you stole the nation's money, even if its 200billion pounds, i still wont have the heart to probe you. IF im a supermod and you break a rule, i still cannot ban you. all this becaus in life there is favouritsm and u my dear dollyjoy i shall continue to support till the end of time, you are among the very few that has kept me coming back to nairaland even when i wanted to quit. On this note my friend, i am wishing a joyous birthday, enjoy, have fun for nobody can stop your shine. Once again a happy birthday to you my dear friend JOY.

Ranchhoddas:
Liar Muhammed.

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MRNipples:
UNCLE LALASTICLALA PLS we are begging u to UNBAN https://www.nairaland.com/saintsamurai

cc lalasticlala nor be so o, its not fair o. Pls unban saintsamurai lalasticlala abeg o

MUVA:
You're incoherent boy, I can't even understand sh!t you're saying. Still won't stop me from showing off your photos tho.. You "double dared " me remember?

i hundred dare u

MUVA:
Who is this imaginary woman I'm supposedly jealous about? Wtf are you talking about bro

sigh u know who im talking abt so stop pretending

MUVA:
LOL. During my e-fighting days I used to have a file on my hard-drive named "Sweetorgasm". I still have that hard drive.

bro on a good day i will upload my recent photoes and watch how d ladies gonna start sending pms. Anyways b4 i go to bed, dat female london no longer active romancelander will give me a call.

MUVA:
I'll post it but not on this thread and not now. I've implicated myself enough and knowing this clown very well, he will call on the mods.

In about an hour I'll call your attention to wherever it will be. You'll see Prosper, the ughelli street footballer who lives a fantasy life online. The kpomo on his lips alone will sell for 2K in this economy I swear!

smh for u. Stop fooling around, iv never hid my name, everybody knows im prosper, and its even d photo i took with a white long slevee dat ure reffering to. Ure just folling around. All i know is that i met her on nairaland and ure jealous becaus she got love 4 me.

midehi2:

i know say e go dey spend reach a million naira give u

Smellymouth:
Why not?

hehehehe shey na for dubai@

Smellymouth:
Why not?

hehehehe shey na for dubai@

MUVA:
Last year january, your dp had a photo of you in your secondary school uniform. I still have that pic. May I post it for our viewing pleasure?

lmao @secondary school uniform. All the photo i hav ever uploaded in nairaland were the ones i took in 2012. U dnt even know hw i look now. So bro i double dare u to upload the pic. It still wnt change d fact that what i have with her will last forever.

Smellymouth:
I don dey gather the money

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_n6eejhw8BB1taao3wo1_500.gif

hehehe hope say u go invite me?

MUVA:
Folks who know you very well know you're a chronic pathological liar. I only stumbled on your thread and was wondering why you still won't stop lying?

You are a 20 year old street footballer in ughelli. Still awaiting admission into a polytechnic. You don't even have a job and you still feed off of your parents. I'm not asking you not to dream big, its okay to dream but don't dwell on dreams and fantasies.
Be yourself oga, you don't know where or when your helper will turn up. A false life online/offline will only send the wrong signals.


This is probably the first time I've advised you. I'd take it if I were you. Lying and attention seeking won't lead you anywhere.

lmao out of point. Absolutely out of point, im nt 20years old, im nt in ughelli, im already a national diploma graduate of banking and finance in delta state poly oghara efe. And im not a street footballer.

prettythicksme:
kini?

BABY

Smellymouth:
She is my WORLD!!

Sandoski :::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Dianna_i_love_you_obviously.gif

hehehehehehe if una nor marry ehn, dats una fork up.

midehi2:
none

chai

Young03:
only gave her phone and later collected it back

LMAO

MUVA:
If you make me vex now your pictures go flow.



Act your age.

hahahahaha u mean my old photoes, lol i can post them 4 u myself. wait why is it paining u? dat d relationship i hav with her is real and not just any oda e-friends.

Smellymouth:
I don't have a Bae


Flings ti take over


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ashamed-benzino.gif

what of sandoski?

Kondomatic:
N70 and I later got N50 back.

she still dey owe u 20k

MUVA:
You aren't even a student yet, you're still feeding from your parents.


Take my advice, just be yourself... Quit all these lies you keep spewing from thread to thread.

LOL well!!! there are things u dnt know abt the kind of relationship i and the suppose female romanceland have. anyways make i end there, make she nor vess 4 me.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Even though most people are gonna lie, what exactly are you going to do with such information?[/color]

to know the magas