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My nairaland name is mr.olodo
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Asim was tired and too suspicious. He suspected his girlfriend too much and wants to share his experience with Nairaland as a whole.
He walked straight as he ignites his matchbox about lighting his little gas but it refused before it flamed up..
It was as if it was dry season cool breeze blowing here and there every thing was borring he was heart broken..
"So Divine could do these to me"
as he continued warming his soup..
"Its almost spoilt."
As he kept his face in exasperation.. mtseww as he scratched his armpit..
He then have to go to the romance section as he was typin his problem his problems he eyes with tears crying.. He said.
TOPIC:Nairalanders help plzz
After typing the thread expecting to see views and comment it was a nairalander he said first to comment...
Asim was just tired...
"Since four hours I posted this... only 24 views ar ar."
As he held his waist
"is it because I begined my thread with help.." This is what Seniourman was complaining in the romance section when he posted why cant it penetrate.. He was saying now all the nairalanders want to see what is penetrating when a member is desperately seeking for help..."
"Why Is Nairaland members like this... They dont open thread that seeks for help..
"Okay since Nairaland members cant click any thread containing help I,ve to change my thread name...
Am fúckin her PICS
Two hours later it was 360 views..., and one comment
Saying where is the pics na my pricc don fall... msteew..."
"So Nairaland its this populated and non of the members seeks to help..."
As he reloaded the page his post has been taken to the sexuality section..
Asim was more angry.. The sexuality section is not more populated than the romance...
"Ohhmmm sexkillz"
As he clicked his nairaland username he have been baned from the romance section for trolling.. He said to himself...
I thought the mods have shifted my post na am taking a ban. But mods in my post I was seeking for advice as he threw his phone on the bed... Am going to commit suicide
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Asim Its over Its was Divine na Nairaland..
As he walked on the street with robe on his hand... He said.
"Nairaland before I kill my self delete my account that am no more a member..." As he tied the rope on his neck...
"No no" he said am updating my Nairaland status as dead... all my twelve fellowers on Nairaland would unfollow me.
As Asim tied the robe on the tree and on his neck about kicking the chair away so the rope would cease his neck it was when he saw a huge python on the tree.
Asim shouted
"Jesus christ.."
As he loosed the rope from his neck and started running..
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