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Car Talk › Re: Driving from the south east to the south west. by Mrtesso: 8:04pm On Jul 06, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
alakoba. shocked
DON'T MIND MY PREDICTIVE TEXTING actually meant "does have". Are u implying u don't have a 9mm? Or is it an AK?
Car Talk › Re: Driving from the south east to the south west. by Mrtesso: 7:22pm On Jul 06, 2017
G.Agofure Motors gave their drivers a standing order to Avoid that bypass. Some of them risk it. But as soon as they join the bypass they immediately (codedly) disconnect their speed limiting device. Then dey apologize to passengers in advance, probably explaining that it's too late In d day to penetrate Benin city since they still have the lenghtier part of the Journey to Lagos ahead of them. After that na 140km/h, they won't slow down, dey make dangerous over taking, dey won't even stop at a check point unless they see the police Nissan police pickup branded "safer highways". Incidentally, those ones are hardly ever along that route. Maybe it's just me but if u don't have a 9mm in ur car, don't pass. I can bet Gazzuzz one. Besides the guy is meanly bearded. Dem seff fit dey fear am.
Car Talk › Re: Driving from the south east to the south west. by Mrtesso: 6:53pm On Jul 06, 2017
nurey:
what happens at the bypass?
1. customs
2. Robbers
3. Bad roads
abi nah wetin sef, just incase
Police aided robbers!!! There's a spot where police, road safety officers and some other uniformed men converge. These guys are just before that spot. They're usually mobile. Sometimes in an over loaded audi 80( u go fear the kind speed wey that car get) or golf 3 wagon. Some are on motorcycles; all pretending to be fellow commuters. The bike guys will tell u there's a robbery ahead and when u stop they'll all descend on everyone trying to make a "U" turn. When they re done robbing and beating passengers they tell u police is ahead waiting for u.

Even last Thursday, we bought Calculusx sienna and just wanted to risk the bypass to join Benin from the Ajip axis we were warned to turn back. We quietly obeyed. If u're travelling with Mr Gazzuzz u no need to fear that road. His grace is specialcheesy. But I won't risk it. I'd rather wade thru Benin city.
Car Talk › Re: Driving from the south east to the south west. by Mrtesso: 3:53pm On Jul 06, 2017
nakoks:
i DEY REASON TO PASS THROUGH BENIN CITY AS AGAINST THAT BYPASS.I WOULD ONLY LOSE 45 MINS
I dey avoid am like plague after the experience I had there.
Car Talk › Re: Driving from the south east to the south west. by Mrtesso: 12:32pm On Jul 06, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
bypass greeted me with traffic...

U no dey fear oh...that notorious bypass.
Autos › Re: 2005 Toks Benz S-class S500 Available. by Mrtesso(op): 8:51am On Jul 06, 2017
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Autos › Re: Tokunbo 2006 Toyota Sienna Available by Mrtesso(op): 8:50am On Jul 06, 2017
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Autos › Re: Neat 2005 Nissan Pathfinder In Port Harcourt. by Mrtesso(op): 8:48am On Jul 06, 2017
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Still available in Port Harcourt
Autos › Re: SOLD OFF!!!! Neatly Used 2001 Honda CR-V Available In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 8:42am On Jul 06, 2017
For sale or Swap with sound 2000/1 Toyota Camry.

Still available in Port Harcourt
Autos › Re: SOLD OFF!!!! Neatly Used 2001 Honda CR-V Available In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 8:39am On Jul 06, 2017
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Autos › Re: 2006 Nissan Pathfinder For Sale In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 8:39am On Jul 06, 2017
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Autos › Re: ***2001 Honda Odyssey Available For Sale In Port Harcourt @ 1,200,000 Only***** by Mrtesso(op): 8:35am On Jul 06, 2017
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Autos › Re: Unavailable by Mrtesso(op): 8:11am On Jul 06, 2017
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Autos › Re: Unavailable by Mrtesso(op):
Money Fall on you...Ford Ranger follow you
Autos › Re: Unavailable by Mrtesso(op): 10:43pm On Jul 05, 2017
Ford Ranger follow you
Autos › Re: Unavailable by Mrtesso(op):
Instrument Window

really low mileage...
Autos › Re: ***2001 Honda Odyssey Available For Sale In Port Harcourt @ 1,200,000 Only***** by Mrtesso(op): 10:10pm On Jul 05, 2017
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Autos › Re: 2006 Nissan Pathfinder For Sale In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 10:02pm On Jul 05, 2017
Sound audio system..

Autos › Re: SOLD OFF!!!! Neatly Used 2001 Honda CR-V Available In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 9:55pm On Jul 05, 2017
Interior

Autos › Re: SOLD OFF!!!! Neatly Used 2001 Honda CR-V Available In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 8:27pm On Jul 05, 2017
You can Comfortably Runabout in this Vehicle...

Autos › Re: SOLD OFF!!!! Neatly Used 2001 Honda CR-V Available In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 8:24pm On Jul 05, 2017
Purple Apple

Autos › Re: SOLD OFF!!!! Neatly Used 2001 Honda CR-V Available In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 8:23pm On Jul 05, 2017
First paint...never been resprayed.
Autos › SOLD OFF!!!! Neatly Used 2001 Honda CR-V Available In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op):
IT'S AVAILABLE IN PORT HARCOURT

Everything works very well. Just buy and come and be going. Very well maintained. Ac is great, transmission is very sound, engine is good. Legs are firm. Two front new tyres. Neatly used and well maintained. Price is 780,000. Owner needs cash ASAP. Call now and pick this ride. 



Call MrTesso: 08032629063

Seller is willing to swap with 2000/1 Toyota Camry.

Car Talk › Re: 6 Millionth Skoda Octavia Produced. by Mrtesso: 4:05pm On Jul 05, 2017
dayus12:
Have heard you bros....There's no point arguing about it. Argument won't refund the loss(cost) incurred
I really am sorry. But It's not an argument. Im sure under better circumstances, the cars would serve better. Is ur company willing to sell?
Car Talk › Re: 6 Millionth Skoda Octavia Produced. by Mrtesso: 3:59pm On Jul 05, 2017
Day169:
I beg to differ @dayus12.
The Skoda brand is a world renowned, and the Octavia has a string of awards and accolades to its credit. It's basically a VW Jetta with more room, a better build quality and at a discounted price when compared with the VW!
The secret to keeping the Skoda & VW (as with other German cars) is keeping to a strict maintenance schedule. Mess with it and you mess up the car.
Most Skoda Octavia owners who've kept their car from new are very reluctant to put it up for sale, and so I entirely agree with Mrtesso!
The car is just a victim of the Nigerian Syndrome. ..If it's not a Toyota (or any other Jap car), then it's crap!
.. Skoda all the way!
Ure very correct my brother. A friend in Lagos owns an Octavia and got a Superb dis April. U seldom see the car listed for sale or dumped at a mechanic garage. Usually if the car isn't handled by a qualified tech, the car ends up screwed up. It just doesn't have as much power as the Jetta, but it's a quiet lovely ride albeit. The Stallion motors Auto service centre usually bills Nigerians overmuch for repairs. But some of their trained mechs can do the job for less cost if u know how to get to them.
Car Talk › Re: 6 Millionth Skoda Octavia Produced. by Mrtesso: 3:35pm On Jul 05, 2017
dayus12:
Do you market for them? The car is really a scrap. The only good part is that it can be very beautiful outside but engine and other components can make the buyer cry...

I manage 3 of the cars in our office and you can't imagine what we are experiencing. The skoda workshop couldn't even diagnose properly.

We bought the cars new o
I don't market for Skoda™ or Stallion Motors. I'll gladly advertise for Skoda™ if I have my way.


Firstly, they do not qualify as scrap. The Octavia has one of the most durable body panels which contributes to the safety of the occupants and is only comparable to Volvo and other German models. You rarely feel the impact of an accident and the body may only end up with a dent but hardly ever mangled, at least for the accidents I've witnessed. The word scrap doesn't describe the car at all.

Oroz sold a Skoda Octavia that had a right fender impact sufficient to prompt deployment of the airbags. Please take a look at the car and and tell me what u think. The fender was not replaced. Here's the link : https://www.nairaland.com/3628641/2009-scoda-Octavia-sale-portharcourt.

Engine is usually a simple 1.6 or 1.8 Tsi water cooled turbo engine. There's the TDI Diesel engine variant too. I don't know much bout the Diesel engines. I do know that Nestoil has a fleet of Skoda Octavia cars that work daily. So does Julius Berger. Your company has 3? I'm inclined to think it's not Octavia that has the problem.
Autos › Re: 2006 Nissan Pathfinder For Sale In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 8:09am On Jul 05, 2017
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Car Talk › Re: 6 Millionth Skoda Octavia Produced. by Mrtesso: 8:00am On Jul 05, 2017
oyienootieno:
Please run away from the product 'Skoda Octavia' from experience you will regret the day you spent your hard ern moneybon that crap. I hear winnnnn, since then i have become Team (MB)
FYI and for the record:
1) Skoda Octavia is not crap!
2)It's actually less complicated than MB if you can "afford" an adequate maintenance schedule.
3)No one should run away from the Skoda brand or the Octavia.

i)What model year of Skoda Octavia did u buy?
ii)Did u buy it new or used?

You're actually the 3rd person i'm reading such a complaint from. The other two are grossly poor vehicle handlers and lack even the basic maintenance ability.

I know persons who've driven their Skoda Octavia cars from 2007 till date with no desire to relinquish the vehicles. Others have used and sold theirs and the buyers still cruising em without isSHOES. The Skoda Superb is even more a delight to own. But that's a discussion for another thread.


AutojoshNG thanks for the heads up, plus including some of your insightful threads. You're one in 6million. cheesy
Autos › Re: 2006 Nissan Pathfinder For Sale In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 3:03pm On Jul 04, 2017
The hair conditioner...might be fixed tomorrow though.
Autos › Re: 2006 Nissan Pathfinder For Sale In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 2:44pm On Jul 04, 2017
Price is 1.3. It's negotiable on inspection boss.
Autos › Re: 2006 Nissan Pathfinder For Sale In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 9:41am On Jul 04, 2017
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Cc Ebenezaronline aka Ebenco
Autos › Re: 2006 Nissan Pathfinder For Sale In Port Harcourt by Mrtesso(op): 9:06am On Jul 04, 2017
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