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7thHaybee:
UG DAY ONE EXAM QUESTIONS !
I thought this might help someone prepare,gain composure,confidence and do better in the exam !
PLEASE NOTE ; everything below is a only what i can remember, it might not be accurate.. real nouns can be subtituted with letters . Optionas presented(if any) might not be complete or accurate .
and finally
Everything below could just be from my imagination nao ...

TIME; Its 40 minutes I think (as indicarted on d q paper), but we spent 35 minutes as instructed by the invilgilator/supervisor(d boards executive sec i think )
pls when given instructions contradict written ones, listen to those giving u d instructions
they determine if u get any where ..lol

The exam was divided into three sections
ENGLISH
MATHS
ICT!!!!
making up 40 QUESTIONS
\
ENGLISH (10 or 15 sha)
/short but technical passage(3qs)
/nearest in meaning
/opposite in meaning
/ most suitable or "best fills" word
/oral english ooo(2)
/i cant remember!


MATHS (15 or 20 sha)
/proportionality,ratio
/percent profit, SP, CP
/age probs
/logical reasoning
/progression, gp, sum of gp
/probability
/ i cant remember!



ICT!!(10 questions)
/comp language, high level, machine lang
//Database and Database management systems
/virus,threat
/bug
/design
/i cant remeber!

QUESTIONS
ENGLISH
1)A had__________ for B
a. long been known b. been long known
2. ____________ clean the water it also does B
a.Not only does the hippos habits b.the hippos habits not only
pick the nearest in meaning
3. A provides a MYRIAD of B
a.variety b.several
4.The police dogs are trained to FETCH things on demand
a.retrieve b. search for c. sniff out
Identify whioch of the ffg words has the sound
5. /ae/ a. part b. pot c.boy d. pat
6. /i/ a. women b.



MATHS
1. A travels from point X , 2km due west , 3km south , 2km west , 2km south, 2km west and 2km south to arrive at Y . How many km will he travel back to X ?
a.13 b.23

2.Find one-third the sum of all prime numbers from 10 to 20
3. There are three pencils, 7 biros and 2 pens in A . If one is chosen at random , what is the probability that it is a pencil ?

In a race of 5 contestants , I beat B but couldnt overtake A, L succesfully overtakes A but fails to meet G ..
4. who came last ?
5. who came third ?
5. who came first ?

6. a=2 r=3
Find the sum of first eight terms in the progression
7. H is 15 years old and U is older than H by one-third of his age . How many years ago was U's age twice H's?
8.An inheritance of $4500 is to be shared among a man's sons, A,B,C in the proportion 3:5:7 respectively . What is A's share ?
9. It takes a machine 30 mins to make 11As. How many As are made in 155 mins by the machine ?
10. A man sells A at $273 which is 30% profit on the cost porice . How much should his selling prince be if he intends to gain 10% on the cost price ?


ICT!!
1. A language understood by the computer without need for translation is ?
a. high level lang b. assembly c. machine
2.An error in a (computer or program) is called
a.virus b.bug c.error
3. A (threat) to normal functionality of a computer is
a. bug b. virus c. threat
4.In design, the process of changing tthe appearance of a document is
a.editing b.formating
5. what is the full meaning of DBMS

35 MINS IS EXACTLY ENOUGH...if u not me niyen .. lol


GOODLUCK!...congrats to those who wrote today ! ..GOD has set to work !

This post should be circulated for FREE....for those that didnt want to share qs , hope i no spoil market sha ?
LET"S HELP SOMEONE ...post corrections to my post above , questions i forgot or even answers to the near hard ones ..
INFO helps !!

Abraham from SW Ug day one

Boss, na orijo u gv ds pple ooo... its okay sha! ds guy z correct! No corrections!

Since they think you aren't a man and u cnt do sex, I think BJs are your remedy(Don't mind me, that was ma other side )but really it's either you stay completely away, relationships aren't really necessary for now , face the future and u seem bright( if u're truely a beneficiary of 3 scholarships), OR you state ur side b4 getting into any other one... I wouldn't say you should stop buying the gifts, if U truely like to give 'em, all the same but atleast try to do them moderately! no be like that *mumu* for titanic! If U do ur stuff with ur heart C'mon take ur brain along(atleast to do the thinking)... PEACE

Happy Decade, our Great land of Naira! Shoutout to Oluwaseun! Creator of this alternative home!

Finished last year! Haven't got ma wassce cert, school said it ain't ready! Can I use ma statement of result, and cn sum1 still list what we are supposed to come with tumao? Thanks

2015 in a bit

I just love Calabar.... Bosss Harrysterol....i sight thee
.......

Just got a new hp laptop. On charging, it shows a red light beside the charging port, this glow does not stop even after power supply is cut until after few minutes n the battery has never been 100%, just 99% since, what do I need to do, pls...

same here oo

joshcabo:
Who is with. The new 100 level time table for life sciences

scarr:
even with etisalat payg I refuse to download

Why na, Scare, Da boss

mekstaniac:
We talking 10.3, you talking 10.2.....hehehe

U serious! It's been long I opened this thread,;thats why; wait! The 10.3 z it official or leak! Abi which other term z used again! Boss harrysterol, I sight thee! I think it's time for a 10.3change

I just got pushed an update(10.2.1.3062), what world am I in? Is it so late or also a new os(i use airtel sha)?... Boss Harrysterol, I sight U

Lordseyad:
Face Eye n korin --- challenge sef don full

lol

bukie26:
Hi pls is medical students' faculty in the main campus or in a teachin hospital

It's at the teaching hospital!!! What's ur own dept?

Shoutout to Ma Top Bosses--- AhmadJr, Laryom1, XarooqH, Mistletoe n MsTiq , Shey Unilorin n dun? Me queue n stress don start to dey taya me o.. Fridays n Wednesday na work free day for me ooo , Make Person reach Lecture theatre 2Hrs to lecture, Man go still stand , Make we carry club n stick attack Ambali office, We need new bigger halls!!! ,,,

Unilorin ehn, Home of Stress n Queue.... Going For lectures ehn n leave early(2 hrs) to the time, lecture hall don fool,Shoutout to ma top bosses- AhmadJr, Laryom1, Mistletoe,Xarooqh, n other Bosses #TeamCLS

Congrats to the newly admitted and welcome to the BBF ... (tho me sef be 2wks+ fresher)

silentdon:
Yh, I am.
We don't use semesters here. We use programmes/postings... that's it in the simplest of terms, it's far more than that tho. When you resume, you'll understand stuffs better.
....a posting can be 4,6,8 or rarely 12 weeks and you write an exam at the end of every posting.

Bro, just help the lady well...who knows!!!

Guys, I need to enquire about how much to do a Z10 screen and how many hours or prolly day(s) it would take for the fix. Thanks

I just love this thread

lukmonadeola:
TOP 15 MOST EXPENSIVE SECONDARY SCHOOLS IN NIGERIA.
15. Lead British International School, Abuja - N1.5 million per annum
14. Nigerian Turkish International College, Abuja - N1.6 million per annum
13. International Community School, Abuja - N1.9 million per annum13. Dowen College - N2 million per annum.
12. Chrisland College, Ikeja - N2 million per annum
11. Atlantic Hall, Epe, Lagos - N2.27 million per annum
10. Corona Secondary School, Agbara - N2.55 million per annum
9. Hillcrest School, Jos - N2.65 million per annum
8. Loyola Jesuit, Abuja - N2.8 million per annum
7. Meadow Hall, Lagos - N3 million per annum
6. Greensprings School - N3.185 million per annum
5. Whiteplains British School, Abuja - N3.6 million per annum
4. Day Waterman College, Abeokuta - N3.7 million per annum
3. Lekki British International High School, Lagos - N4 million per annum
2. British International School, Lagos - N4.48 million per annum
1. Grange School, Lagos - N4.5 million per annum...
.Which of these schools do you attend?

None of the above.... wetin dem dey feed dem? Human being?

wheesin:


I WENT TO THE ADMISSION OFFICE AND I HEARD FROM THE ADMISSION OFFICER HIMSELF..WHO THEY CALL ALFA NLA. HE SAID THERE ISNT ANY ADMISSION AGAIN..THE SLOTS ARE CLOSED. MOVEMENT LIST AND CLEARANCE

and lectures has started for some departments.

Some departments as in 100L? Huh?

To all anatomy freshers.... rather not fortunate for me, I went in search of ma La(MB;BS) and I happened to stumble by an office door with signed sheets of instructions by Mrs. Kadir.... u guys were asked to tick all courses(17), then U pay ur fees.... then get evidence of payment of acceptance n school fees(stamped by bursary)... pay #2000 for departmental handbook into zenith bank acct name-Anatomy department-1011458455...write ur name at d back of the teller... come along with the following credentials in a file with tag puncture in two places... write ur names in block with ur phone number on the file...affix ur red backgrounded passport at the top right corner of d file... place original and photocopy of ds docs in ds order... tag in...1) Evidence of acceptance fee payment 2)Evidence of stamped school fees payment 3)Ume result 4)Post Ume result 5)Ssce result 6)Birth certificate/ Declaration of age 7) State of Origin Printed course reg form(about five copies n sign where expected) hope I have helped... there's obviously no need to see ur LA wif ds info cos ds was directly extracted from er signed instruction #TeamBMS

Abasstoheeb:
Pls wat of BMS student
No news 4 us?

I have news for U

Plasty:
neva heard of anything about d handbook.....but heard of d class rep(chatin wit him on watsapp though)

Abeg gimme him number

Ahmadjr:
...
Class rep?
Handbook fees?
...

Yes to both! What's the outcome of that senate meeting? Na 2k I suppose for dat handbook..

Plasty:
[color=#006600][/color] no info abt D LA on d portal yet..Bt i went there 2day @oke oyi bt d man my snr directed me 2 as d LA is nt around so i jst left d place abt an hour later my friend dat we went dia 2geda bt stayed bhind jst holla me say she don see d man n he talk say we shld tick all d 17courses wey dey D Portal..#rep MBBS#

I was told they alredi had a class rep. If u could ask ur friend for d acct no n bank to pay d hand book fees n probably d LA's no + email. It would be highly appreciated n gratified #TeamMB;BS

rkarang:
And the hungriest man on the planet enters the bustle city of Ilorin

His hungry face is not inviting

He alights at General

Faces Challenge

Admires the pretty faces around

Loses his state of euphoria...

A wave of how to survive rings in his excited head

He ruefully shakes his suddenly worried head

He sure knows what he's about to face

He sighs & says: this very month will be rugged for me

Then he smiles, even though he wonders why

After all, life is not a bed of roses

Apparently, he remembers Rihanna's track-- Just Be Happy

To be a fresh student at a serene and tranquil campus of UNILORIN is what he wants

He holds his fist like that of a boxer

That's about to punch

And says slowly but excitedly: UNILORIN here I am


Rkarang goes to UNILORIN

Nice Article, maSir

jnewton1997:
in person and she even sent me a text later in the day

What did you drop with her like documents if any? Or just cursor over the encounter! Grazias

Ahmadjr:
Is ur course reg available yet?

No...just the Timed-Bomb. Countdown I mean

jnewton1997:
Please guys, i need help here...am a pharmacy fresher nd have consulted my level adviser yesterday all she told me was i should "register for the assigned courses when the link is going through" now the link is going through and am now puzzled there are 11 courses on my portal with 9 carrying a tag (R) while the other two are carrying (C) and (E) respectively...should i register for all nd what does those tags mean?......N.B those 11 courses are for the harmattan semester and there is another remaining 10 for the rain semester...am i to register them together at once?

How did you contact ur LA? Email or in person? Or mobile?

I see one supposed countdown for ma portal...

KehindeAwoniyi:
I think its better for him to upload it once and for all because some students are asked to provide it when they get to 300 or 400L. #MyThoughtsTho
Shalom

Bros Abeg, I no knw hw I go take do that one cos d portal no gv me directive to upload the birth cert or am I making any mistakes? Help out if you ave got an( ) idea(s)