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I think I am the most criticised President in the whole world, but I want to tell this audience that before I leave, I will be the most praised President,” said President Goodluck Jonathan at the opening of the 52nd Annual General Meeting of the Nigerian Bar Association at the International Conference Centre in Abuja.

Hey guys, I guess you know that pointing fingers is not my style, hahaha, just as I know that it will be difficult to find a single Nigerian who hasn’t pointed fingers at President Goodluck Jonathan since he became President. But really, can so many fingers be pointed at a single individual all at the same time? Some people have gone to the extent of saying that since Jonathan took office, everything has gone to hell in a handbasket. Others have held him responsible for everything that has gone wrong in the country, from the tear in their pants to the economy. Trust me: Nigerians are beginning to agree that when it comes to assigning blame, look to Jonathan first. There are some hardliners who don’t care if Jonathan wasn’t President during the civil war. He must have been thinking about it, and that’s good enough reason for them. They even say that if he hadn’t been sticking his nose into government, the civil war wouldn’t have happened. Funny, Nigerians have found the perfect target for dealing with their bad days. Late to work? Blame Jonathan! Did the soup in the fridge melt when you weren’t looking? It’s Goodluck Jonathan. Can’t find your smelling socks? Jonathan! Your baby pees on the chair, again? Jonathan. The possibilities are endless! Hey, are we not just being unfair to Goodluck Jonathan? We blame him for all and everything. Even for things that are not his fault. Let me ask you something sir or madam, if Jonathan is to blame for everything wrong in Nigeria today, what becomes of the previous presidents under whose regimes most of these problems started?

On Tuesday evening on my way back from NTA, I stopped at the Bar Beach to buy suya. I was a little bit early because I met the aboki lighting his charcoal. As I waited, I saw two weird looking rastas looking like archangels Michael and Gabriel in their white Cele garments walk down to just about five yards from the water, raised their holy robes in unison like atilogwu dancers trying to master a new dance routine and bent down and began to defecate. Couples of minutes later, I heard them walking back complaining of how dirty and smelly the beach had become from what it used to be. As they passed by me, the taller one said “omo naija, presido no dey try at all. See as this place don yamayama finish, dem no dey see as those oyinbo beach be for inside film wey we dey watch?” At that point, I couldn’t hold back my anger. I just had to say something: “Shebi na una just shit finish for that place so? And una get mouth dey blame the president. Una see him shit for there?”

We are having a distant relationship with the truth in this country. We have developed that rare ability to be hypocritical and not so much as give a damn whether we are equally guilty of the things we are blaming on others. In truth, Goodluck Jonathan should roll up his sleeves, spit on his palms and get to work on a lot of things. We keep saying that corruption escalated under his regime but why do we keep failing to associate it with the fact that these corrupt individuals are Nigerians? I listened to some custom officers saying that If it wasn’t for Goodluck Jonathan’s backward policies, everything at the Nigerian borders would be perfect. Yes, let us keep dumping everything on Goodluck Jonathan. Even our own responsibilities as citizens. He’s the reason our custom and police officers are more interested in collecting bribes than fighting crime and checking for contraband goods coming into the country. It is also Jonathan’s fault that the security operatives at the Lagos airport have all turned beggars. Should the president also take the rap for the Director-General of the Standards Organisation of Nigeria not being able to see that the nation is littered with fake products? Maybe Goodluck Jonathan should be with him daily and point him towards fake products and manufacturers. The fight to save this country does not begin or stop at Janathan’s table. It must be an all Nigerian battle. Let the pastors stop praying for corrupt politicians and tell them to their faces to stop stealing public funds. If all drivers have their complete vehicle papers and obey traffic laws, there will be no need to give out money to the police and we will be on our way to a better society.

Ask yourself where your governor got the billions he spends on frivolities? People in the rural areas of Akwa Ibom state are living in thatched houses and we are building another stadium? Have you tried asking what the Abia State Government did with the state’s allocation for eight years? Do you think President Jonathan will be allowed a minute of sleep if he failed to remit monies due to the states? So why then do we pour all the blames on him? Your governor owns empty estates in Dubai and factories in South Africa when people of their states are homeless and jobless, is that Jonathan’s fault too? Where did we get the preposterous notion that President Jonathan took office and people started having trouble finding jobs? Did we have a zero unemployment rate in the country before President Jonathan? Millions of Nigerians are working their asses out and dying as contract staffs and casual workers, where is the NLC? Is it not aware of the appalling working conditions Nigerian workers are subjected to by multinationals? Of course, it is all Jonathan’s fault. Last time I checked, Jonathan was a president or a magician. Should he be doing the job of the NLC too, supervising every sector of the country at the same time? Let us be truthful to ourselves, since when have we had good roads in this country? Were there roads in the country that Jonathan destroyed? Have we had electricity in the country before President Jonathan? We say Boko Haram started as a result of poverty and lack of education in the North, were there schools in the North that Jonathan destroyed? Trust me, the architects of Boko Haram know what they’re talking about when they say it is all Jonathan’s fault.

For everyone out there, below are a list of things Goodluck Jonathan is yet to be blamed for, so go ahead and make your pick and let the blame game continue: Cancer, AIDS, racism, air pollution, sin, child porn, human meat at Jankara market, home video, obesity, Drake sleeping with everyone’s chic, Kim Kardashian’s nude picture, tribalism and every other kind of ism, Arsenal’s trophyless seasons, Facebook, Twitter and Wizkid’s last album.


Source: http://www.punchng.com/columnists/etcetera/i-feel-sorry-for-goodluck-jonathan/

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A small boy named Ogaga lived in a village in Delta state. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity. In fact, his teacher always yelled at him saying, ‘You this waste of space, you will never amount to anything in life!’One day Ogaga’s mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy in all her life, and advised his mother to withdraw and enroll him under a handcrafter because formal schooling for Ogaga would be a total waste of time and space! The mother was shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from the school and moved to Benin City.Twenty-five years later the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour.

All the doctors she met strongly advised her to do surgery – one which only one doctor in the whole of South-southern Nigeria (practicing in Benin) could perform. Left with no other option the teacher opted for surgery, which was successful. When she opened her eyes in the ICU hours after surgery, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not talk. Suddenly her face started to turn blue, she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something...until she died. The doctor was shocked; he tried to find out what went wrong.


Eventually he found out that it was our friend Ogaga – now working as a cleaner in the hospital – who had disconnected the ventilator to connect his phone charger!Like, seriously? You thought that Ogaga became the doctor? NO! Not in this story oh!




I hope i didnt do the usual of westing tyme!

stingermania:
Am just seeing this post today, pls am intrested . here is my email stingermania@gmail.com

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"I WILL MAKE NIGERIA UNGOVERNABLE " who actually made that statement? It was said by a PDP politician, Alhaji Lawal Kaita. He actually said Nigeria would be ungovernable if Jonathan became president in 2011. Alhaji Lawal Kaita is still a PDP member and still wax strong in PDP. Presently he was appointed a member of reconciliation committee setup by PDP. FACTS TO NOTE:
1. Major General Muhammadu Buhari never said he will make Nigeria ungovernable in 2011 in any format.
2. It was a PDP politician, Alhaji Lawal Kaita who actually said Nigeria would be ungovernable if Jonathan became president in 2011. [Still a PDP G'master]
www.dailyindependentnig.com/2012/06/making-nigeria-ungovernable-for-president-jonathan/
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawal_Kaita
3. It was the then Guardian Chief and present Jonathan’s media spokesman, Reuben Abati who sat down and largely concocted the slanderous libel against Buhari’s name in April 2011.
4. General Muhammadu Buhari took Reuben Abati to court for damaging his name.
www.saharareporters.com/2011/07/17/post-election-violence-buhari-threatens-sue-reuben-abati-libel
5. The Jonathan Presidency begged Major General Buhari to settle the case with Reuben Abati and the Guardian Newspaper out of court.
6. General Buhari obliged and settled out of court. Reuben Abati with The Guardian Newspaper published an unreserved apology to Gen. Buhari in the Guardian of 11th July, 2013.
www.dailypost.ng/2013/01/13/presidency-begs-buhari-to-settle-slander-case-out-of-court/
7. Late General Azazi referred to the PDP “ungovernable” crises and anger that did actually lead to Boko Haram terror franchise hired by the PDP. Azazi said, Boko Haram is a creation of the PDP. I'm not posting this to exonerate d General , but it's better to b informed then to b deformed...

They already are doing the campaign for us...imagine Doyin Okupe asking if we wanted a Nigeria of the 80's?? Like seriously

Doesn't he know that in the 80s,we slept with our doors open without fear??
Doesn't he know that in the 80s,the naira was almost equivalent to the dollar ??
Doesn't he know that in the 80s we had functioning refineries??
Doesn't he know that in the 80s the price of fuel was almost free??
Doesn't he know that in 80s, Generators were something we distantly heard about??
Doesn't he know that in the 80s, religious bigotry never existed??
....the questions are open ended,the goodies of the 80s are endless.
May God return the Nigeria of the 80s,precisely that of 83-85.Amen.

bigtt76:
Osinbajo was imposed on him simple! But are is desperate to the extent he considered Tinubu for the position who now brought in Osinbajo.

Trust me without Tinubu's backing, Osinbajo cannot win the polls on Banana Island close to his parish

Any Supporter of President Jonathan and PDP here? Pls say amen to this prayers
A PRAYER FOR G.E.J. and PDP SUPPORTERS
1.) May God run your Life the way GEJ is running this country.
2.) May God give u and your family the kind of peace GEJ gives to this country.
3.) May God subsidize your blessings the way Jonathan subsidized the Nigerian Oil.
4.) May God secure u and your entire family the way GEJ secures this country.
As a Good supporter of GEJ and PDP all u have to do is to Quote this and reply "Amen" and disgrace the ‘Misinformed’ General public that he is God Sent.
Be brave to type Amen b4 you start d insult.

bigtt76:
While I'm not for or against any of the parties, this theory do not hold water.

Appointment of military governors were based on those loyal to the coupists as well as their ranks.

It was also based on the high command of the various commands. Very possible those of the Muslim faith were not high up in rank and number to be so appointed

If appointment of Military Governors was based on those loyal then what is basis of the appointment of Osinbajo? His Cook of about 10years e.t.c

Religion is a personal thing and every man has the right to choose his own, or practice it the way he likes. Most of the sycophants that use religion to defame the character of Buhari are not even practicing their acclaimed self righteousness. Many of them are occultists. They kill and conduct daily human sacrifices to remain in power. Buhari is a man of integrity and I respect him a lot. But because majority of those who have looted this country to poverty are afraid to end up in jail or loose their ill gotten wealth, they chose to fabricate lies against Buhari. They hire hungry and morally corrupted scholars to do the dirty jobs on their behalf.
It is quite unfortunate that Nigerians buy all the lies they trade through the media.
This is the only country where people prefer to believe in I HEAR SAY than make a research. Only a bit population of Nigerians are willing to investigate an allegation before they draw conclusions.
Nigerians have resolved to be praise singers to corrupt leaders. We have failed to ask for accountability. Our conscience has been beclouded with religious and ethnic sentiments. Our sense of judgement and reason have been blinded by poverty. We chose to mortgage our tomorrow and the future of our children for the rice and a few Naira notes they share during elections.
All we believe is the roads, the bridges, the railways, the electricity they build only on televisions.
I always ask my self these questions:
1. Where are the roads? The Abuja - Lokoja road was awarded by Obasanjo's administration. He spent 8 years in the office. Then Yaradua and Goodluck spent another 4 years. Now if Goodluck is elected, he will be spending another 8 years. This will amount to 20 years and 180 km road will not be completed.
Ibadan / Ilorin road was also awarded by the Obasanjo administration and till date, a journey that is for just 45 minutes will be 2H or even more. it is time to revolt.VERY SAD

How much more of hypocrisy can some Nigerians display? A lot of you are attacking Osibanjo for deputing Buhari and they claim Buhari has only secondary school qualification (which is a blatant lie), therefore a professor, senior advocate of Nigeria and a man as Osibanjo has no business in becoming a deputy to a common secondary school certificate holder. But this same people sees nothing wrong in Goodluck Jonathan, a Phd holder becoming a deputy to Diepreye Alamieyeseigha who only attended the Bishop Dimeari Grammar School, Yenagoa (a primary school) before he joined the military as a Cadet Officer in 1974. People don't research, they just talk and will say anything to pull Buhari/Osibanjo down. Change has come and no "JUPITER" will stop it from being birthed.

My People Perish because they Lack Knowledge even the Bible affirms it. We all as citizens needs to research about the Good, Bad and Ugly of any candidate we choose to elect. The Ideologies of the Political Party likewise the Ideologies, Past and Present of the Candidate the political party fields matters a whole lot. We consume a whole lot of lies and junks we read without verifying whether its true or false. We will keep on perishing if we dont try to find the knowledge about who truly possess the Leadership quality to rule our great nation Nigeria. As for me I dont see the present government leading us to the promise Land even in the next 100years from my research unless another candidate with Vision, Charisma and good leadership qualities is given the mantle..

Just so you know.

I will not be voting for anyone just because he starts his campaign speech with, "I grew up not having ..xyz... no sentiments attached. Many Nigerians today grew up not having a lot of things.

So spare me the "story" and get to the points on your agenda. No time to waste.

I just need change. I am a full Christian and as a matter of fact a Sam Adeyemi DayStar Christian Center full time member and worker and I refuse to digest the lies about Buhari been a religious Bigot, I am tired of the Lies and I have verified all by myself. Even the Bible says that my People Perish because of Lack of Knowledge. Nigerians we need to wise up so that we dont perish. Research and get the truth and dont believe the lies been spread arround. Check our Economy during the years of Buhari and Now, Check if we were in debt then and now, Check how corruption was been tackled then and Now, check! check!!! Check!!!

CRITICAL ANALYSIS

This is the most interesting move since this presidential drama started. Redeemed will not have one of their senior pastors running for vice president with the endorsement of Pst Adeboye and blindly follow GEJ.

Jonathan may have the support of Pst Oritsejafor (CAN president) but CAN is now effectively divided since the spiritual father of Nigerian christians has his own senior pastor in the race. (Spiritual children or grandchidren of Pst Adeboye includes Winners chapel G.O, TREM G.O, Daystar G.O, Living faith foundation G.O amonst others).

Jonathan comes to RCCG for Baba's prayer before election but Osinbajo ministers at that program before Baba holds the mic.
A lot of new calculation will need to be done by Jonathan. Like king Saul (after being rejected by God in the Bible), everything seems to be working against Jonathan. I really pity GEJ.